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Title: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: zeitgeist on November 05, 2010, 12:32:50 PM
Ok, after a bit of oral surgery and vicodin here goes ( :lmao: I received this via email yesterday):

http://www.fabulousafter40.com/behind-every-frumpy-woman-is-a-goddess/#comments

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(http://www.fabulousafter40.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/beauty-contest.jpg)
It only takes mo' money. :rotf:

The reverse phenomenon is called the morning after effect which usually follows a night of heavy drinking.   :drunksailor:
Title: Re: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: thundley4 on November 05, 2010, 12:37:41 PM
Quote from: zeitgeist on November 05, 2010, 12:32:50 PM
Ok, after a bit of oral surgery and vicodin here goes ( :lmao: I received this via email yesterday):

http://www.fabulousafter40.com/behind-every-frumpy-woman-is-a-goddess/#comments

The reverse phenomenon is called the morning after effect which usually follows a night of heavy drinking.   :drunksailor:

I thought it was called "the coyote effect".  You'd chew your arm off to get away.
Title: Re: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: zeitgeist on November 05, 2010, 04:17:38 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on November 05, 2010, 12:37:41 PM
I thought it was called "the coyote effect".  You'd chew your arm off to get away.

Ya know, I think yer right. :whistling:
Title: Re: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: true_blood on November 05, 2010, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: zeitgeist on November 05, 2010, 12:32:50 PM
The reverse phenomenon is called the morning after effect which usually follows a night of heavy drinking.   :drunksailor:
HA HA! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: soleil on November 06, 2010, 07:19:33 PM
The right makeup and makeup artist, anyone can look great. Look at Oprah. Without makeup, her face is all saggy and scary looking. With makeup, she looks pretty good.

I also remember a long time ago Tyra Banks did this magazine cover with no makeup or airbrushing ( I mean like 15 years ago). She was FUGLY!! Like scary fugly. But voila! Makeup, and a little airbrushing, anyone can be hot.
Title: Re: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: thundley4 on November 06, 2010, 07:32:15 PM
Quote from: soleil on November 06, 2010, 07:19:33 PM
But voila! Makeup, and a little airbrushing, anyone can be hot.

No, no they can't.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TeJxggJvg7g/TAzZSVPzOfI/AAAAAAAAESk/u4QXYtD7zTA/s1600/helen-thomas.jpg)
Title: Re: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: soleil on November 07, 2010, 05:33:55 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on November 06, 2010, 07:32:15 PM
No, no they can't.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TeJxggJvg7g/TAzZSVPzOfI/AAAAAAAAESk/u4QXYtD7zTA/s1600/helen-thomas.jpg)

Ok, well there is always that exception to the rule!  :-)
Title: Re: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 07, 2010, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on November 06, 2010, 07:32:15 PM
No, no they can't.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TeJxggJvg7g/TAzZSVPzOfI/AAAAAAAAESk/u4QXYtD7zTA/s1600/helen-thomas.jpg)

point of order, mr. chairman.  I insist that helen thomas is a dude.  or at least a "tweener".  it isn't female.  it just can't be.
Title: Re: A little paint 'n paper goes a long way
Post by: Eupher on November 10, 2010, 09:44:46 AM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 07, 2010, 05:47:24 PM
point of order, mr. chairman.  I insist that helen thomas is a dude.  or at least a "tweener".  it isn't female.  it just can't be.

Yeah, that's got "hermaphrodite" written all over it.