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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: formerlurker on November 04, 2010, 06:23:21 PM
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-04-10 10:33 AM
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My shoes won't stay tied, especially my right shoe. Isn't there some kind
of tip to make them stay tied?
BTW, I'm left-handed, and I've been told I don't tie my shoes the way normal people do.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9543548
Honest to God, these misfits actually vote.
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Use velcro shoes, put super-glue on the knot. Anyone else have suggestions? Why do DUmmies where shoes when they don't bother dressing to leave their mom's basement?
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Uhhhhh ..... DUmmass. Learn how to tie a square knot. If you end up with a granny knot they come untied. If you end up with a square knot you won't have to tie them but once a day.
KC
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I`m speechless.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9543548
Honest to God, these misfits actually vote.
The raccoon primitive's one of those notoriously helpless primitives, who runs to Skins's island with every least little bit of a problem they have.
There was one time--this was during the early years of Skins's island, and it wasn't the raccoon primitive--a primitive whose name I long ago forgot went to Skins's island to ask how to wipe the posterior after a spell of commode-sitting, so the underwear wouldn't get streaked.
Really.
Skins's island long ago lost any "shock value" to franksolich.
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Here...try this:
(http://1389blog.com/pix/hangmans_noose.gif)
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Ouch! :rotf:
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Here...try this:
(http://1389blog.com/pix/hangmans_noose.gif)
AWESOME! :lmao: :cheersmate:
H5!
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Here...try this:
(http://1389blog.com/pix/hangmans_noose.gif)
:rotf:
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I am left handed. My shoes don't come untied. Why :thatsright: do you have to make us all look bad? Sheesh.
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I am left handed. My shoes don't come untied. Why :thatsright: do you have to make us all look bad? Sheesh.
You're left handed?? I don't even know you any more!!
:-)
KC
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Yeah, well so is/was Reagan, and George HW Bush, and Ford.
and Clinton, Perot, and that other guy.
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There is nothing right about a lefty. :-)
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Demand Obama pass special rights for lefties. Whine about the evil shoe corporations, or Big Shoe. I'd say go out and demonstrate but you might be severely injured tripping over your shoe laces, so just stay in. Especially on election days.
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This might be a Captain Obvious answer, but....
BUY SHOES WITH NO FREAKING LACES!
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Here...try this:
(http://1389blog.com/pix/hangmans_noose.gif)
LOL :-)
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There is a man up at my work who was right handed, and lost is right hand in an accident. Somehow, he still manages to tie his shoes, no problem.
I don't understand why the shoe tying gods still decide to smile on my one-handed friend; and yet raccoon, who I would assume has at the very least, rudimentary use of both of his or her hands, remains scorned by the shoe tying gods.
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-04-10 10:33 AM
Original message
My shoes won't stay tied, especially my right shoe. Isn't there some kind
of tip to make them stay tied?
BTW, I'm left-handed, and I've been told I don't tie my shoes the way normal people do.
:lol:
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Most Intelligent People In Americaâ„¢.
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When all else fails:
(http://www.professional-power-tool-guide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/porter-cable-nail-gun.jpg)
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The DUmmy should match his shoes with his work habit............a loafer.
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This might be a Captain Obvious answer, but....
BUY SHOES WITH NO FREAKING LACES!
I thought hippies rolled barefoot or wore sandals?
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I dunno how they manage to mess up wrapping the gaff tape around discarded carpet samples; but have learned to never underestimate the depths of stupidity at the DU.
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I think the OP was being in his mind, witty and sarcastic.
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Yeah, I had to H5 the bunny as well.
Why not join the T in your GLBTQ coalition, and gad about in F-me pumps?
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and why is it only the right shoe? Obviously, the VRWC has infiltrated more areas than you could EVER comprehend, DUmmie raccoon. Be afraid, be verrrrrrry afraid!! :muahaha: :evil:
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I think the OP was being in his mind, witty and sarcastic.
I don't know, that would require a level of abstract thinking that I am unsure he is capable of.