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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 04, 2010, 03:52:39 PM
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Too long but essentially we plan to kill women by limiting access to birth control and kill military veterans by defunding unemployment.
Or something.
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Yeah, I know.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9478985
And then there's the first reply:
derby378 (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-04-10 08:46 PM
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1. Here's a list of other items on the GOP-controlled House agenda
10. Conduct a "Grand Inquisition" against "the lie of Global Warming," hauling climatologists, meteorologists, and Al Gore into hearings.
9. Put Rep. "Smokey" Joe Barton (R-TX) in charge of House energy policy, despite the fact that he's pro-seriously-bad-pollution.
8. Repeal any hate-crime legislation that includes gays, lesbians, bisexuals, or the transgendered in the text.
7. Erect a momument to that wretched soul who killed Dr. George Tiller.
6. Invade Iran. Iraq was supposed to be controlled by the White House, not Tehran. Someone needs to teach those "wogs" some manners.
5. Make President Obama hold up his birth certificate every time he gives a televised speech or State of the Union address.
4. Rename the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of Cheney."
3. Net Neutrality will be killed off - say hello to the World Wide Web, sponsored by Carl's Jr.
2. George W. Bush, far from being tried for war crimes and torture, will be practically deified, with shrines built in his honor.
1. The House will force Obama to refer to himself not as "President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces," but as "Head ****** In Charge."
Some of these are purely facetious, but mark my words - some of this is definitely heading our way.
What
The
****?
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I think I can live with those new rules DUmmie.....I know they seem kinda simple compared to 2,000+ pages of the healthcare bill but we like conservering trees....you know, green and all that.
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Damn.
Just DAMN!
How can these people survive, they are too stupid to remember how to BREATHE!
Did the person using the VRWC mind control machine this week leave it set on "projection"?
I DO happen to agree with 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, and 10. Especially 10.
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-04-10 08:46 PM
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10. Conduct a "Grand Inquisition" against "the lie of Global Warming," hauling climatologists, meteorologists, and Al Gore into hearings.
I'm not sure this is such a bad idea. Make them defend their junk "science."
9. Put Rep. "Smokey" Joe Barton (R-TX) in charge of House energy policy, despite the fact that he's pro-seriously-bad-pollution.
No, he's pro reality. Widespread solar and wind only power is impossible at this point. Maybe in 5, 10 or 20 years, but not today. So do shit that we can do today.
8. Repeal any hate-crime legislation that includes gays, lesbians, bisexuals, or the transgendered in the text.
I'm down with getting rid of ALL hate crime legislation. It's criminalizing thought, not action.
7. Erect a momument to that wretched soul who killed Dr. George Tiller.
What the hell is a "momument?" And only you DUmbasses would even consider that a possibility.
6. Invade Iran. Iraq was supposed to be controlled by the White House, not Tehran. Someone needs to teach those "wogs" some manners.
Wogs? That's racist you DUmbass. And Iran isn't going to be invaded, as much as your wetdreams would like.
5. Make President Obama hold up his birth certificate every time he gives a televised speech or State of the Union address.
Just once will suffice. Along with college transcripts.
4. Rename the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of Cheney."
Nah. Another "only in the mind of a DUmbass" idea.
3. Net Neutrality will be killed off - say hello to the World Wide Web, sponsored by Carl's Jr.
From your lips to G-d's ears. Another example of the need to be controlled by the DUmbasses.
2. George W. Bush, far from being tried for war crimes and torture, will be practically deified, with shrines built in his honor.
Nah, he's too humble for that. And what war crimes?
1. The House will force Obama to refer to himself not as "President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces," but as "Head ****** In Charge."
Always knew you DUmbasses had white sheets in your closets.
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racist
so racist
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Maybe they'll all OD on Xanax.
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-04-10 08:46 PM
1. The House will force Obama to refer to himself not as "President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces," but as "Head ****** Mooselim In Charge."
Fixed it for ya DUmmie.
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Wog in the UK is usually regarded as a racially offensive slang word referring to a dark-skinned person from Africa or Asia. It can be applied to any darker-skinned people, but is particularly applied to Afro-Caribbeans, as well as immigrants from the Indian subcontinent. Use of the word is strongly discouraged in Britain, and most dictionaries refer to the word with the caution that it is derogatory and offensive.
Wogs are Indians, Asians, or Africans. They are not Arabs nor Persians.
Iranians are Persians.
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That's pretty racist. I always thought HNIC meant Head Narcissist In Charge.
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That's pretty racist. I always thought HNIC meant Head Narcissist In Charge.
I always thought it was Hockey Night in Canada.
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Wow. Still stuck on stupid I see!
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. Put Rep. "Smokey" Joe Barton (R-TX) in charge of House energy policy, despite the fact that he's pro-seriously-bad-pollution.
WHAT???????? :banghead: :banghead:
Iranians are Persians.
Yeah, unless you are talking to one, then it is Persians are Persians. But those are usually the Shah's people. At least the ones I know. :thatsright:
Seriously. It's only been a few years since I have ventured in to political forums on the innernets. Are people always such friggin babies, or is this just a new thing???
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DUmmies to do list after the overwhelming rejection they got (neener, neener, neener!):
1. Engage in wildly ridiculous speculation of the evils none of their white asses will suffer because one house of the congress changed hands. Speculation must be based on prejudice and stereotypes and include all victim groups.
2. Daily exercises in hyperbole.
3. Whine, cry, and ring hands every day wishing and hoping just one of their wild predictions come through so they can all claim outraged victimhood.
4. Make up bouncies about how mean Republicans are that "prove" they're racist, sexist homophobes.
5. Live in fear everyday that the corrupt empty suit with a teleprompter will be challenged by a Palin/Rubio ticket.
Cindie
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What the hell is a "momument?" And only you DUmbasses would even consider that a possibility.
"Mom U actually Ment to murder me while I was in your womb?"
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That is without a doubt one of the most disgusting threads I've ever seen from these people. And that is saying a lot.
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Wog in the UK is usually regarded as a racially offensive slang word referring to a dark-skinned person from Africa or Asia. It can be applied to any darker-skinned people, but is particularly applied to Afro-Caribbeans, as well as immigrants from the Indian subcontinent. Use of the word is strongly discouraged in Britain, and most dictionaries refer to the word with the caution that it is derogatory and offensive.
Wogs are Indians, Asians, or Africans. They are not Arabs nor Persians.
Iranians are Persians.
Strange.
In this former brit colony "wog" refers to Lebanese, Greeks and Italians rather than Indians , Asians and Africans. There are other terms that are more common lexicon than "wog" for those groups.
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Oh. A McAmy Taylor thread.
Anyway, this post put the campfire out for now:
MedicalAdmin (565 posts) Fri Nov-05-10 07:34 AM
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9. We have a few patients who have hoped against hope
For some decent coverage for much needed help. One came in yesterday.
He needs spinal surgery. He had insurance before his car accident and was denied treatment. He's suing but the insurance companies are delaying court cases in various ways according to a personal injury attorney I know, sometimes for years. He is on constant pain. And because he is partially paralized he has lost his job.
This wonderful upbeat man told us yesterday at his appointment that he now knows that no help is coming. His mother passed away recently and left him a small amount of money. Just before seeing us he finalized paying for and getting a term life insurance policy. He told us that in 2 years after the suicide exclusion expires, that he plans on doing what he needs to so he can provide for his family.
Do suicide provisions ever expire in life insurance? I'm asking, not snarking.