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Title: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 09:41:28 AM

I am sure this is a new milestone...

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: LadyLiberty on March 31, 2008, 09:51:27 AM

Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 31, 2008, 09:41:28 AM

I am sure this is a new milestone...

 :rotf: :rotf:

I'll give her a smackin' now in honor  :-)

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: jtyangel on March 31, 2008, 09:58:05 AM

You bad, bad girl... :-*

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 10:21:57 AM

Quote from: jtyangel on March 31, 2008, 09:58:05 AM

You bad, bad girl... :-*

So bad she's good... ;)

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 10:30:26 AM

I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 10:31:45 AM

Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 31, 2008, 10:30:26 AM

I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:

So many jokes, so little time....

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Crazy Horse on March 31, 2008, 12:14:18 PM

You have more than a 100 slaps than freedumb has................... :lmao:

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: asdf2231 on March 31, 2008, 12:28:37 PM

Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 12:31:33 PM

Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2008, 12:28:37 PM

Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Spankable me.  :uhsure:

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Lord Undies on March 31, 2008, 12:33:14 PM

I don't get it.  Why the party?  This is like celebrating the 100th car through the intersection. 

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 01:08:12 PM

Quote from: Lord Undies on March 31, 2008, 12:33:14 PM

I don't get it.  Why the party?  This is like celebrating the 100th car through the intersection. 

We just look for excuses to celebrate.  Like celebrating x,000s.

We're post whores.

;)

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: jtyangel on March 31, 2008, 01:09:38 PM

Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 31, 2008, 01:08:12 PM

Quote from: Lord Undies on March 31, 2008, 12:33:14 PM

I don't get it.  Why the party?  This is like celebrating the 100th car through the intersection. 

We just look for excuses to celebrate.  Like celebrating x,000s.

We're post whores.

;)

I have decided to read that as POST(as in after) whore. So what is beyond being a whore and don't say anything that will make me cry.  :bawl: :-)

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Airwolf on March 31, 2008, 01:26:41 PM

Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 31, 2008, 10:30:26 AM

I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:

Don't let her fool you She loves every minute of those slaps.  :naughty:

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 01:55:00 PM

Quote from: jtyangel on March 31, 2008, 01:09:38 PM

Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 31, 2008, 01:08:12 PM

Quote from: Lord Undies on March 31, 2008, 12:33:14 PM

I don't get it.  Why the party?  This is like celebrating the 100th car through the intersection. 

We just look for excuses to celebrate.  Like celebrating x,000s.

We're post whores.

;)

I have decided to read that as POST(as in after) whore. So what is beyond being a whore and don't say anything that will make me cry.  :bawl: :-)

Retroactive virginity?

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: NHSparky on March 31, 2008, 02:55:24 PM

Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 31, 2008, 12:31:33 PM

Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2008, 12:28:37 PM

Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Spankable me.  :uhsure:

Shake it for me baby...

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 02:57:41 PM

Quote from: NHSparky on March 31, 2008, 02:55:24 PM

Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 31, 2008, 12:31:33 PM

Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2008, 12:28:37 PM

Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Spankable me.  :uhsure:

Shake it for me baby...

whoa.... i totally felt that.  :naughty:

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 03:02:54 PM

Anything worth doing...
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Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: CactusCarlos on March 31, 2008, 03:46:57 PM

Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 31, 2008, 10:30:26 AM

I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:

That may be the case, but no bitch-slap for you - you're gonna have to earn one from me.   

 :-)

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 03:53:56 PM

Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 31, 2008, 03:46:57 PM

Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 31, 2008, 10:30:26 AM

I have retractable horns and claws, just like the Rove!  :evillaugh:

That may be the case, but no bitch-slap for you - you're gonna have to earn one from me.   

 :-)

Ah the old saw:

Masochist: Hit me!  Hit me!
Sadist: (evil laugh) ... N o

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: morningAngel on March 31, 2008, 07:25:08 PM

 :bow: :bow:

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Crazy Horse on March 31, 2008, 07:48:57 PM

Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 31, 2008, 02:57:41 PM

Quote from: NHSparky on March 31, 2008, 02:55:24 PM

Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 31, 2008, 12:31:33 PM

Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2008, 12:28:37 PM

Horry Crap!

Some things are just naturally smackable...

 :uhsure: :evillaugh:

Spankable me.  :uhsure:

Shake it for me baby...

whoa.... i totally felt that.  :naughty:

Damn...........you have surpassed 200  :bow: :bow: :bow:

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Miss Mia on March 31, 2008, 07:49:56 PM

Congrats, you're the best (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/QueenBea13/Glitter/btchred.gif)

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 08:01:42 PM

This is too good not to post  :lmao:

May you be trampled by the unwanted sexual attentions of a pit pony....  

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 08:02:39 PM

May you accidentally mistake your own helmet for a porta-potty, while taking a shit in the darkness of the mine.
 

Title: Re: Congrads to Schade for 100+ Bitch Slaps
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2008, 08:03:45 PM

...almost forgot

......so mote it ****ing be.   :-)