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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Golem on November 02, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
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Emily Valdez
Fox News
November 1, 2010
CLEVELAND, OH - 11-year-old Christian Summers thinks playing video games is fun. According to his school bus driver, he also thinks passing gas is fun. She didn't find his flatulence so funny.
More,with reader comments and video (http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/must_read/detention-school-bus-gas-11012010)
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He who smelt it dealt it.
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What are they gonna do with him in detention? Cork up his butt?
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What are they gonna do with him in detention? Cork up his butt?
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That reminds me of an old joke..... about a monkey and a pig......
Three hillbillies decided to buy a pig to enter in the county fair. After they had the pig for about a year the thing didn’t gain any weight. So the hillbillies decided to put a cork in the pig’s ass.
After about 6 months the pig was ready for the fair, gaining a good 150-200 lbs. They went to the fair and won First Place. The hillbillies went home and one of them said, “We gotta take out the cork now that the fair is over.†None of them wanted to be the one to remove the cork, so they all decided to buy a monkey and train it how to remove corks from wine bottles. After 3 months of training the monkey was ready.
The 3 hillbillies then took the monkey out to the pig pen and showed him the cork. The monkey pulled out the cork and the pig exploded. The 3 hillbillies went to the hospital and the monkey died.
The doctor asked the hillbillies one by one what happened. The first one said, “All I saw was sh*t flyin everywhere!â€
The second said, “All I saw was sh*t flyin everywhereâ€
The third said, “All I saw was the monkey tryin to put the cork back in!â€
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Of course it was a boy! ;D
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Of course it was a boy! ;D
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Did anyone happen to notice that the write up (on the left hand side of the article) mentioned "on the van""?
Don't know about where others live....but the only kids here that ride to school on a "van" or small bus, are special needs children.
If in fact the child is a special needs child....writing up the child for passing gas, is not only ridiculous, but unkind.
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Is "van" the PC word for "Short Bus"?
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Is "van" the PC word for "Short Bus"?
yep.
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Is "van" the PC word for "Short Bus"?
Mine was...erm...never mind...
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Wow. Just wow. ???