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Title: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: thundley4 on November 02, 2010, 09:47:07 AM
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Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 02, 2010, 10:04:44 AM
DUmmies don't deserve Maker's Mark. Pitt could keep 'em all in Old Crow, I reckon.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: diesel driver on November 02, 2010, 10:19:00 AM
Love the "Hunter S. Thompson" kit.

But Makers Mark?  Please!

Buy them a gallon of Ripple or MD 20/20. 

Save the Makers Mark for us... to celebrate THEIR demise!   ;D
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 02, 2010, 10:36:13 AM
Quote from: diesel driver on November 02, 2010, 10:19:00 AM
But Makers Mark?  Please!

Buy them a gallon of Ripple or MD 20/20. 

Save the Makers Mark for us... to celebrate THEIR demise!   ;D

Buy then Coleman fuel! :P
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: thundley4 on November 02, 2010, 10:39:05 AM
Don't forget, even the condemned get a good last meal, so let the DUmmies have a decent drink on their way out.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: Revolution on November 02, 2010, 11:56:40 AM
Never had Maker's Mark, myself, but if it's good, I would deny them the satisfying taste going down. Give them a few bottles of cheap whiskey, and be done with it. They deserve shit for giving nothing but their entire lives.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: diesel driver on November 02, 2010, 12:03:40 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on November 02, 2010, 10:39:05 AM
Don't forget, even the condemned get a good last meal, so let the DUmmies have a decent drink on their way out.

Would they be able to tell the difference?  I subscribe to that whole "pearls before swine" thing.

Put some moonshine cut with tea in a Makers Mark bottle and give to them.  They'd never know the difference.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 02, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on November 02, 2010, 10:39:05 AM
Don't forget, even the condemned get a good last meal, so let the DUmmies have a decent drink on their way out.

They might choose to live to enjoy another drink after a Maker's. They should fire back some Kentucky Deluxe to further their misery.
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: Mike220 on November 02, 2010, 04:53:32 PM
And for the really poor among the DUmbasses... (wait, that's all of them right?)

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Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: miskie on November 02, 2010, 05:01:51 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 02, 2010, 10:36:13 AM
Buy then Coleman fuel! :P

I was thinking Sterno, cut into cubes as 'Jello shots'
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 02, 2010, 05:37:42 PM
Quote from: miskie on November 02, 2010, 05:01:51 PM
I was thinking Sterno, cut into cubes as 'Jello shots'

Hmmm . . . that has possibilities.  Coleman fuel, jellied . . . or gasoline with Ivory Snow mixed in.

Bwahahahaha!
Title: Re: Hey DUmmies here's your post election shopping guide.
Post by: true_blood on November 02, 2010, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on November 02, 2010, 09:47:07 AM
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That was great! ;D