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Title: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on November 01, 2010, 07:49:44 PM
All Halloween candy is now 50% off. 

This concludes this public service announcement. :-)

I don't know what Pilsbury brownie mix usually goes for, but I just picked up two boxes at $1.80-something apiece because it came with a separate bag of "Halloween Sprinkles".  Yeah, brownies.

Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: true_blood on November 01, 2010, 07:55:41 PM
 :drool:
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: DixieBelle on November 01, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
I wish I could take "50%" off of the candy I ate!!!!
:rofl:
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: IassaFTots on November 01, 2010, 08:07:57 PM
All Halloween candy is now 50% off. 

This concludes this public service announcement. :-)

I don't know what Pilsbury brownie mix usually goes for, but I just picked up two boxes at $1.80-something apiece because it came with a separate bag of "Halloween Sprinkles".  Yeah, brownies.



Brownies????
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on November 01, 2010, 08:08:57 PM
Brownies????
Yeah!  Crazy, huh?  They came with a separate packet of sprinkles, but other than that, they're just brownies.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Eupher on November 01, 2010, 08:10:30 PM
Brownies????

Careful, Tots. Those things are lethal - especially if you grill 'em in tinfoil.

Oh, and leave the herb out. It does funny things to your appetite afterwards.....
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: IassaFTots on November 01, 2010, 08:15:09 PM
Careful, Tots. Those things are lethal - especially if you grill 'em in tinfoil.

Oh, and leave the herb out. It does funny things to your appetite afterwards.....

Oh hell.  No herb in my house, cept for the Rosemary, Basil and Chives.   :lmao:

I love a good brownie tho.  Toss a chocolate bar on top, when you pull it out of the oven, cover it with TIN FOIL, and in 15 minutes, you can spread it on top like icing!
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 01, 2010, 08:16:38 PM
Just wait!!!  Don't buy your candy yet.

When Easter was a week and a half over, we bought those delicious Reese's Peanut Butter cup eggs for 60 cents a pack!  I'll go through Target's stash on Saturday and then maybe brave Walmart on Sunday.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on November 01, 2010, 08:17:16 PM
You know the recipe on the back of the box that says "add an extra egg if you want cake-like brownies"?  That's what my mom did. :mad:

They were okay when they were fresh, but they were dry, dry, dry.  I don't know what she had against regular fudge brownies but I guess they didn't serve those in New York.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: debk on November 01, 2010, 08:18:42 PM
Just wait!!!  Don't buy your candy yet.

When Easter was a week and a half over, we bought those delicious Reese's Peanut Butter cup eggs for 60 cents a pack!  I'll go through Target's stash on Saturday and then maybe brave Walmart on Sunday.

Ran into Walmart this afternoon....could not believe all the Halloween candy they had left over!!! I was in the same store on Saturday, and the place was packed with people buying it, but it looked like there was more today than there was on Saturday!!!
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 01, 2010, 08:20:09 PM
Ran into Walmart this afternoon....could not believe all the Halloween candy they had left over!!! I was in the same store on Saturday, and the place was packed with people buying it, but it looked like there was more today than there was on Saturday!!!

They usually have more in the back too.  Target ordered way too much Easter candy.  They were still bringing it out of the backroom when the candy was knocked down to 90% off.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on November 01, 2010, 08:22:08 PM
I wish I was a big peanut butter cup eater, but I'm not.  The Reese's are the last thing in the bottom of my candy bowl right now, aside from a couple of Tootsie Pops.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 01, 2010, 08:23:50 PM
I wish I was a big peanut butter cup eater, but I'm not.  The Reese's are the last thing in the bottom of my candy bowl right now, aside from a couple of Tootsie Pops.

You should try the Reese's eggs.  Those are the best.  They taste way different from the cups.  And they are better refrigerated.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: true_blood on November 01, 2010, 08:29:21 PM
I wish I could take "50%" off of the candy I ate!!!!
:rofl:
HA HA! I hear ya there. I need to do more sit ups now to make up for the "extra" intake. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on November 01, 2010, 08:29:58 PM
Shit, I haven't done a sit-up since 1998. 

Bitchslap for reminding me.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: debk on November 01, 2010, 08:30:47 PM
I wish I was a big peanut butter cup eater, but I'm not.  The Reese's are the last thing in the bottom of my candy bowl right now, aside from a couple of Tootsie Pops.

I bought 4 of those big huge bags of multi mix.

When I got them all emptied into the basket - I pulled out the Heath bars for me, the Reese's cups for M and the PayDays for T..... :-)

A friend of T's came by kind of late, with her kids to let them trick or treat at a few houses around ours. They had been out of town, and were late getting back and he told her there were still kids out and about here. I think they went to about 10 houses...and I gave them all of the rest of our candy. Otherwise, either I would eat it (  :thatsright: ) or it would still be here next Halloween!!
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on November 01, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
If the eggs are anything like Cadbury, I won't be eating them.  My teeth cringe when I bite into one of those.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 01, 2010, 08:33:57 PM
If the eggs are anything like Cadbury, I won't be eating them.  My teeth cringe when I bite into one of those.

Nah.  It's just peanut butter & chocolate in the shape of an egg.  But for some reason, the chocolate & peanut butter tastes SO much better.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: IassaFTots on November 01, 2010, 08:34:12 PM
I still have Christmas Candy, and Easter Candy in my fridge.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: thundley4 on November 01, 2010, 08:47:18 PM
Buy up all the candy this year, because what the stores don't sell, Big Lots and other dollar stores will sell it next year.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: PatriotGame on November 01, 2010, 09:01:07 PM
You should try the Reese's eggs.  Those are the best.  They taste way different from the cups.  And they are better refrigerated.
I love the malt-ball eggs.
I love a FRESH Reese's too - I slowly nibble the chocolate around the sides...lift the top slab of chocolate, lift the bottom slab of chocolate until all that remains is the slab of peanut butter. Then I caress the peanut butter gently with my tongue, mash it against the roof of my mouth, then do the tongue "round-about", then...
Ummm.....never mind... :bolt:
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: PatriotGame on November 01, 2010, 09:01:59 PM
Shit, I haven't done a sit-up since 1998. 

Bitchslap for reminding me.
We know - your posts are fat... :tongue:
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on November 01, 2010, 09:03:54 PM
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Eupher on November 01, 2010, 09:04:13 PM
I love the malt-ball eggs.
I love a FRESH Reese's too - I slowly nibble the chocolate around the sides...lift the top slab of chocolate, lift the bottom slab of chocolate until all that remains is the slab of peanut butter. Then I caress the peanut butter gently with my tongue, mash it against the roof of my mouth, then do the tongue "round-about", then...
Ummm.....never mind... :bolt:

Yeah, I was getting ready to suggest that you get a room.  :busted:
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: PatriotGame on November 01, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
metric or standard?  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Mike220 on November 01, 2010, 09:59:59 PM
Cool. I need to pick up a bag or 12 of Twix.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Mike220 on November 01, 2010, 10:01:17 PM
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

H5. Gotta remember that one.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 01, 2010, 11:13:56 PM
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on the rainbow and Skittles popped out of it.
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: NHSparky on November 01, 2010, 11:24:58 PM
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on the rainbow and Skittles popped out of it.


Yo momma so fat, she walked across the room and the RADIO skipped.

The SATELLITE RADIO!!!
Title: Re: Conservative Cave Public Service Announcement
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 01, 2010, 11:27:28 PM
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.