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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on October 31, 2010, 07:54:30 PM
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Another one . . . spotted "the bagger" on sight, then used a iPhone 4 for the (imaginary) "smackdown"
xultar (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-31-10 01:00 AM
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I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight...
Edited on Sun Oct-31-10 01:45 AM by xultar
I was at a Halloween parry and i noticed right off the loudest ****er in the room was a bagger.
He started in on healthcare reform and he was spouting lies so I broke out the trusty iPhone 4 and called him on his shit. He was saying that he had to pay for healthcare for his employees or pay a fine. I was like well how many employees do you have? Come to find out the ****er ain't got no goddamed employees
He grumbled off grabed his wife and kids and got the **** out of dodge.
I love the smell of burnt teabagger just before bed.
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9425527)
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argued down with a smartphone. my, what a manly scene he describes. :whatever:
" . . . but then he ran back in the room and shoved my birkenstocks up my a$$".
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a parry?...what is a parry? :evillaugh:
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a parry?...what is a parry? :evillaugh:
it's a party with narcotics. :-)
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Aside from Primitive of the Year do you guys also have Bouncy of the Year?
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argued down with a smartphone. my, what a manly scene he describes. :whatever:
" . . . but then he ran back in the room and shoved my birkenstocks up my a$$".
IRRC xultar is a woman. A woman, who likes to drink.
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somone (70 posts) Sun Oct-31-10 01:02 AM
Response to Original message
2. Many of them also served in Vietnam and got medals of honor
from eBay
You realize that is punishable by a 1 year stint to a Fed. prison right and eBay will not allow that transaction to even occur on their website?
Of course you don't. You just zinged a one-liner straight off your "iPhone 4" (a.k.a. "rectal aperture").
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IRRC xultar is a woman. A woman, who likes to drink.
oops. never mind. :thatsright:
kinda hard to tell over there, ain't it? :-)
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"Teabagger used his iPhone to shut me down.....S.O.B. threw that thing faster than a pro baseball player. They say I should be outta the hospital in time to vote", DUmmie.
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argued down with a smartphone. my, what a manly scene he describes. :whatever:
" . . . but then he ran back in the room and shoved my birkenstocks up my a$$".
What actually happened:
Mash Here > (http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l163/pongo70/?action=view¤t=mobilephonerevenge2.mp4)
ETA it may load a bit slower than youtube. :bawl:
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:lmao: :bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot: :rotf:
The DUmmies sure know how to tell some stories, I'll give'em that. :loser:
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You realize that is punishable by a 1 year stint to a Fed. prison right and eBay will not allow that transaction to even occur on their website?
Of course you don't. You just zinged a one-liner straight off your "iPhone 4" (a.k.a. "rectal aperture").
Again, he's a noob--probably doesn't remember TiT.
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IRRC xultar is a woman. A woman, who likes to drink.
Yeah, vodka. And the more she drinks, the better her screeds. :whatever:
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a parry?...what is a parry? :evillaugh:
A parry is a riding force used to deflect a weapon in motion.
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Yeah, vodka. And the more she drinks, the better her screeds. :whatever:
vodka drinkers are out to seriously alter their blood chemistry as quickly as humanly possible. :drunksailor: trust me, I am a professional. :uhsure:
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Yeah, like people are going to start spouting off about politics at a Halloween party. Even if they had ANY conversation likat all it would probably be about the elections. Besides only a DUmmie would go to a party and rant about this crap. Everyone else would just ignore the idiot and continue having a good time. Still, when politics is all you have...they're so predictable. Pathetic predictable losers who need to get approval from other online anonymous losers.
Cindie
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In all my life experiences, the loudest in the room is a liberal.
Who talks politics at a Halloween "parry" anyway?
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Did someone just get a new i-phone 4 and have to show off about it?
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Did someone just get a new i-phone 4 and have to show off about it?
Dingdingdingding!!!! No more calls please, we have a winner!
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Yeah, vodka. And the more she drinks, the better her screeds. :whatever:
I love you!!!
:-) :tongue:
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vodka drinkers are out to seriously alter their blood chemistry as quickly as humanly possible. :drunksailor: trust me, I am a professional. :uhsure:
Yup. I used to be one of them. 2 times in jail and 1 time in the Brig for starting fights after consuming mass quantities of 100 proof Smirnoff straight up taught me my lesson. My buds would have to carry back to my home, throw me in bed and let me sleep it off for a full day.
BTW, every fight I started after a vodka binge I got my arse kicked.
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Sure it happened Xultar...
...in your wasted, degenerate mind! :loser:
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vodka drinkers are out to seriously alter their blood chemistry as quickly as humanly possible. :drunksailor: trust me, I am a professional. :uhsure:
I've got 2 Gal. of 100 proof Vodka under my kitchen bench.
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Yup. I used to be one of them. 2 times in jail and 1 time in the Brig for starting fights after consuming mass quantities of 100 proof Smirnoff straight up taught me my lesson. My buds would have to carry back to my home, throw me in bed and let me sleep it off for a full day.
BTW, every fight I started after a vodka binge I got my arse kicked.
I pretty much stuck to beer, but I had a bottle of vodka stashed away for when I needed a quick shot. When I asked my wife to empty it, she saw how little was left, and asked me if I was continuing to drink. I told her no, it's just that I had it a lot.
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Yup. I used to be one of them. 2 times in jail and 1 time in the Brig for starting fights after consuming mass quantities of 100 proof Smirnoff straight up taught me my lesson. My buds would have to carry back to my home, throw me in bed and let me sleep it off for a full day.
BTW, every fight I started after a vodka binge I got my arse kicked.
My drink of choice! Lime vodka. Well, it's actually my 2nd choice but I can't always afford Patron and everything else tastes like a cheap imitation.
Cindie
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I love you!!!
:-) :tongue:
Back atcha! I see you.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47476.0/highlight,xultar.html
My favorite.
21. I know u guys think I'm some right won palnt and shit. I see you. ****that shit if you can't see me as a fucling liberal your shit is broken. Fucl that.
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I'd forgotten all about that one! Thanks for saving it.
I still don't understand what she did with her iphone to chase the guy "outta Dodge."
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I'd forgotten all about that one! Thanks for saving it.
I still don't understand what she did with her iphone to chase the guy "outta Dodge."
The comedic value of the drunken lunacy is stellar.
Fwaso for being!
:lmao: :lmao:
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vodka drinkers are out to seriously alter their blood chemistry as quickly as humanly possible. :drunksailor: trust me, I am a professional. :uhsure:
HA HA! :cheersmate:
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