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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on October 31, 2010, 03:15:55 PM
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Kang Colby (19 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-31-10 03:56 PM
Original message
My first verbal altercation with a Freeper....
Edited on Sun Oct-31-10 03:58 PM by Kang Colby
So….the other day (Saturday morning) I was out running errands. I stopped by the bank and then I realized that I was all out of OJ. This was something that needed to be remedied ASAP, as I was preparing a brunch for some friends and family later that day. My plan was to prepare some cantaloupe slices, eggs, bacon, toast, English muffin pizzas, and a small pot of oyster stew. No problem there, all of the essentials were waiting to be prepared @ home. I was just slam out of OJ.
So off to the grocery store I went. I swear, my plan was only to grab OJ. Well, I hadn’t yet eaten breakfast…so you can only imagine how that went, lol. Before long my cart was full of multi grain Fig Newtons, whole grain chips, almond milk, habaneras, and a ton of organic frozen stuff from Amy’s (my all time fav.) While I was in the cereal aisle there were two parents (presumably mom and dad) and their 2 kids…probably about 4 or 5 years of age. The kid’s were clearly getting on their parent’s last nerve. Screaming, throwing stuff from the cart, etc.,etc. You could tell mom and dad were at their wit’s end. I felt bad for the couple, obviously young and in-experienced. The mom had an Obama ’08 hoodie on as well – so I gave them the benefit of the doubt.
While the parent’s were busy attending to their youngsters; they were too busy to notice that their two grocery carts were blocking my access (and several others) to the stuff on the shelves. “No biggieâ€, I thought to myself. I just decided to patiently wait. Well, along comes this blue haired old freeper and she jerks the parents cart away from the shelf and grabs some oatmeal. The mother of the children, apologized to the old bagger repeatedly once she noticed she was obstructing access to the shelves. The old freeper looked at her with a grimace, let out a groan and was on her way down the aisle. Clearly, she wanted to make a mountain out of a mole hill.
As she gets to the end of the cereal aisle, she begins to tell other customers, “don’t bother trying to shop, two kids are throwing a fit up that aisle! Those kids need some stern discipline! I’m sure their mother would rather have the State take care of rearing her children.†Then I heard her mutter the usual about food stamps, socialism, and Obama.
While reading some of the posts on DU, you’d think that this sort of thing was more common – but I can count on one hand how often I’ve seen freeperisms in public. To say I was shocked would be the least. The customers she was yelling towards were mostly silent, a few let out some uneasy chuckles.
A few minutes later as I was headed towards the cashier, who did I see picking up her prescriptions at the pharmacy? None other than the blue haired limbo-ette. Before paying for her medicine, I noticed she pulled a card from her wallet – clearly labeled “Part Dâ€. As I walked past her, she noticed me and said, “ I feel sorry for their children, there is clearly no-parenting in that householdâ€. Deciding to be witty, I pointed to her medicine and said, “ I feel sorry for you, forced to enjoy the fruits of socialism and all. The hypocrisy must be difficult to deal with.â€â€¦..She didn’t say a word as I headed towards the check-out.
Thanks to DU! I’m proud to report that I am 1-0 against the Freepers.
on edit: Has anyone else been emboldened by DU to speak truth to power when faced with a Freeper?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9428582
Has to be a mole. :lmao:
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-31-10 04:02 PM
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3. It's always good to point out the socialistic nature of Medicare
and Social Security to older freepers. It's amazing how few of them realize what they're getting through a socialistic program and how much they rely on that.
I converted my mother-in-law with that discussion. She had simply never thought of it that way.
And mineralman goes in for the conversion! :lmao:
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The only thing missing is the "Old Bag" complaining about everyone using Vision cards.
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That's one of the worst bouncies I've read so far. It reads like a poorly written school essay, where the writer adds unnecessary information just to meet the 2 page requirement.
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That's one of the worst bouncies I've read so far. It reads like a poorly written school essay, where the writer adds unnecessary information just to meet the 2 page requirement.
Not only that, it's so obviously fake it can't even pretend to be real. Astroturf, indeed.
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That's one of the worst bouncies I've read so far. It reads like a poorly written school essay, where the writer adds unnecessary information just to meet the 2 page requirement.
I guess someone wasn't invited to "Kang Colby's" brunch. :-)
Can you imagine? Oyster stew and cantaloupe. Good grief.
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Totally a mole! notice how they mentioned whole grains and organic food?
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That's what I thought, too - that it had to be mole, the tongue-in-cheek way it's written. Then there's the "I was on my way to checkout when I saw her pull out her card" at the store's pharmacy - they are always facing the other direction, where you would have to be the pharmacist or right behind the "blue-haired freeper" to see that. ::)
Not me.
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Pinhead here was busy defusing a Teabagger taking hostages situation 'til he was called away for a National Security Briefing...
pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-31-10 05:03 PM
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22. Oh, SNAP!
Good comeback!
I've had several exchanges with teabaggers, but the most striking one happened back in May.
At a volunteer event in a city park, I overheard one guy spouting off about Glenn Beck and telling his very uncomfortable-looking captive audience of one that "it's time to take up arms and take our country back." I pointed out that, according to the Constitution, to "take up arms" against the duly-elected government of the United States is TREASON.
The guy looked like he wanted to kill me on the spot, but just then we were called to assemble for a briefing. Later, the 'captive audience' came over to me to thank me for challenging what the Beck fan was saying. To me, it just seemed like a no-brainer to counter a no-brainer spouting such nonsense.
TiT's new screen name?
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Totally a mole! notice how they mentioned whole grains and organic food?
After the So... it was the first thing that jangled my bouncy alert nerve.
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That's what I thought, too - that it had to be mole, the tongue-in-cheek way it's written. Then there's the "I was on my way to checkout when I saw her pull out her card" at the store's pharmacy - they are always facing the other direction, where you would have to be the pharmacist or right behind the "blue-haired freeper" to see that. ::)
Not me.
Also odds are the prescription card is already on file, you don't need to pull your card out unless you've had a plan change.
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Why is someone that has bacon and eggs etc on hand at home going out to buy a cart full of things that sound a lot like stock feed ?
Why does someone give a pass on poor parenting skills just because the 2nd party supports a leftist ?
How the hell does one determine that another shopper is a "freeper" ?
Where can I get the distribution rights to the drugs these people are clearly on ?
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So there I was after smokin' that shiaaat that Shopping Cart Ray brought over and ......
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Why is someone that has bacon and eggs etc on hand at home going out to buy a cart full of things that sound a lot like stock feed ?
Why does someone give a pass on poor parenting skills just because the 2nd party supports a leftist ?
How the hell does one determine that another shopper is a "freeper" ?
Where can I get the distribution rights to the drugs these people are clearly on ?
Only "freepers" care about discipline and parenting?? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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After the So... it was the first thing that jangled my bouncy alert nerve.
It almost sounds like one of the bouncy stories we created years ago in a thread where we all built our own bouncies. The situation is not one I recall however it seems to have almost all the elements of a classic bouncy tale the only one missing is the crowd cheering. Plus the post count is low. :-)
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-31-10 05:03 PM
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22. Oh, SNAP!
Good comeback!
I've had several exchanges with teabaggers, but the most striking one happened back in May.
At a volunteer event in a city park, I overheard one guy spouting off about Glenn Beck and telling his very uncomfortable-looking captive audience of one that "it's time to take up arms and take our country back." I pointed out that, according to the Constitution, to "take up arms" against the duly-elected government of the United States is TREASON.
The guy looked like he wanted to kill me on the spot, but just then we were called to assemble for a briefing. Later, the 'captive audience' came over to me to thank me for challenging what the Beck fan was saying. To me, it just seemed like a no-brainer to counter a no-brainer spouting such nonsense.
Major fail Beck constantly says he does not condone violence.
If that guy was a Beck head he listens to him like you DUmmies do.
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It almost sounds like one of the bouncy stories we created years ago in a thread where we all built our own bouncies. The situation is not one I recall however it seems to have almost all the elements of a classic bouncy tale the only one missing is the crowd cheering. Plus the post count is low. :-)
Shouldn't we have a thread here, something like a "How to tell it's a Bouncy thread" as a public service to those at DU?
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Shouldn't we have a thread here, something like a "How to tell it's a Bouncy thread" as a public service to those at DU?
Hell any confrontation with a freeper is a bouncy.
:-)
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I usually try to give the benefit of the doubt with the bouncies, but this is bouncy bouncy bouncy. It is BULLSHIT!! No way this happened.
Why do people feel the need to make up crap? It is pretty pathetic.
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I usually try to give the benefit of the doubt with the bouncies, but this is bouncy bouncy bouncy. It is BULLSHIT!! No way this happened.
Why do people feel the need to make up crap? It is pretty pathetic.
I've been watching DU since they opened the doors. All those stories are bullshit.
Very few actual members of DU have the courage to debate anyone online much less confront people in person.
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Before paying for her medicine, I noticed she pulled a card from her wallet – clearly labeled “Part Dâ€.
Hmmm, was she new to the pharmacy? wouldn't the pharmacy secure insurance information PRIOR to even filling Rx?
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I guess someone wasn't invited to "Kang Colby's" brunch. :-)
Can you imagine? Oyster stew and cantaloupe. Good grief.
Ha- nothing says brunch like oyster stew, english muffin pizzas, and cantaloupe! Mmmmm- can I get that with a mimosa? Blech.
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Ha- nothing says brunch like oyster stew, english muffin pizzas, and cantaloupe! Mmmmm- can I get that with a mimosa? Blech.
Right! Who has oyster stew for brunch? I know things are different in different regions, but still...
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Right! Who has oyster stew for brunch? I know things are different in different regions, but still...
Agreed. That just doesn't sound like something to wake up to, does it?
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I've been watching DU since they opened the doors. All those stories are bullshit.
Very few actual members of DU have the courage to debate anyone online much less confront people in person.
I agree 100%. If they are terrified to allow conservatives on DU and they are terrified to come and post here, it only stands to reason that they would be terrified to have an actual face to face confrontation with a conservative.
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Hmmm, was she new to the pharmacy? wouldn't the pharmacy secure insurance information PRIOR to even filling Rx?
Of course!
Also, unless he was leaning over her shoulder how could he read the Part D section? the typing on it is very small.
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-31-10 08:31 PM
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37. Another encounter with an elderly person. Obviously elderly - "...blue
haired old freeper...", and later a card w/ "Part D."
Does anyone accost people who are not old, or women w/ children, or otherwise infirm? Will we ever get to read of a confrontation with 'two burly guys with tattoos and 17" biceps in the checkout line'?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Kang Colby (28 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Nov-01-10 12:58 AM
Response to Reply #37
38. Well...
maybe folks w/ 17" biceps and tattoos don't feel it necessary to bully others regarding their political persuasion? However, I've read many posts here outlining confrontations with law enforcement and powerful business people. Insinuating that I "accosted" this lady is wanton hyperbole. I simply pointed out her hypocrisy in a non-hostile comedic manner.
Nothing personal Obamanaut, just some food for thought.
:rotf:
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sun Oct-31-10 08:31 PM
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37. Another encounter with an elderly person. Obviously elderly - "...blue
haired old freeper...", and later a card w/ "Part D."
Does anyone accost people who are not old, or women w/ children, or otherwise infirm? Will we ever get to read of a confrontation with 'two burly guys with tattoos and 17" biceps in the checkout line'?
:lmao:
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-31-10 05:03 PM
Response to Original message
22. Oh, SNAP!
Good comeback!
I've had several exchanges with teabaggers, but the most striking one happened back in May.
At a volunteer event in a city park, I overheard one guy spouting off about Glenn Beck and telling his very uncomfortable-looking captive audience of one that "it's time to take up arms and take our country back." I pointed out that, according to the Constitution, to "take up arms" against the duly-elected government of the United States is TREASON.
Major fail Beck constantly says he does not condone violence.
If that guy was a Beck head he listens to him like you DUmmies do.
Bingo. Big bouncy for pinboy! :bouncy: :bouncy:
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Right! Who has oyster stew for brunch? I know things are different in different regions, but still...
And I thought I was low-rent the time I made spaghetti bolonese for brunch (btw--grilled pancetta--mmmmm.)
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Right! Who has oyster stew for brunch? I know things are different in different regions, but still...
Uhh, this guy would... :yum:
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Shouldn't we have a thread here, something like a "How to tell it's a Bouncy thread" as a public service to those at DU?
And why don't cops ever jump out of the bushes anymore? There's never one around when you need one.
Cindie
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And why don't cops ever jump out of the bushes anymore? There's never one around when you need one.
Cindie
That's so last Presidential term, ya know . . . :tongue:
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I think this bouncy has been recycled. I remember the oyster stew, and the phrase "all I had to do was assemble" the missing OJ, the organic food in the cart, unrelated to the menu at hand. This was C&P. I just remember thinking, "shouldn't he have shopped yesterday, and be cooking now, if he's having people over for brunch?"
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Nov-01-10 06:46 AM
Response to Reply #38
53. More food for thought. Can a senior with blue hair and a Part D card
effectively bully anyone?
My earlier question merely asked if anyone ever accosts folks other than the elderly (there was a nice thread recently about putting some seniors at McDonald's "in their place") or a couple of women in the check out line.
Post 44 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph... explains why burly guys, lumberjacks, etc don't appear in these "So I overheard in the checkout line..." narratives.
"I simply pointed out her hypocrisy in a non-hostile comedic manner." And then posted (and the story of the brunch preparations was fascinating) so you could bask in the virtual pats on the back for your verbal wit and victory over a senior.
petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Nov-01-10 01:16 AM
Response to Reply #37
44. Good question. I guess the story just doesn't sound as good if the
last line is "...and then I had to run for my life!"
Mason Dixon (3 posts)
Mon Nov-01-10 06:49 AM
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54. I'm sorry, but I can't agree
with beating up on a little old lady who's probably widowed, obviously on a fixed income has little help from her family.
You sure were able to deduce a lot with out thinking to much and at the same time completely miss what was most obvious. That when people struggle all day every day with no help they tend to get a little cynical. I mean really have you never heard of "the mean little old lady." For crum sake, take the high road and just shut up when she makes a snide remark.
Did you happen to make fun of her when you noticed her taking the bus. Probably on a senior discount or did you already have your SUV down the block loaded with a trunk full of impulse shopping.
Mason Dixon (3 posts)
Mon Nov-01-10 07:40 AM
Response to Reply #55
56. Lets break it down
Point 1
"While I was in the cereal aisle there were two parents (presumably mom and dad) and their 2 kids…probably about 4 or 5 years of age. The kid’s were clearly getting on their parent’s last nerve. Screaming, throwing stuff from the cart, etc.,etc. You could tell mom and dad were at their wit’s end. I felt bad for the couple, obviously young and in-experienced."
--How inexperienced can be they be if they have two kids already four or five years old. two kids worth of diapers, late night feedings, "gettings ready," carting, cleaning and chasing
Point 2
"I’m sure their mother would rather have the State take care of rearing her children"
--Inference 1 is the old lady could believe that the state would do a better job
--Inference 2 is the old lady first thought of the ability of the state's care first and singularly to that of day care, a sitter or other family
Point 3
Then I heard her mutter the usual about food stamps, socialism, and Obama
--I'm sorry but this is the most suspect line of the post. Exactly where was our author when she was "muttering" these phrases. I don't understand how the old lady could have connected food stamps to the family. I don't understand how socialism could even made its way into the dialogue. As for Obama, obviously the old lady read the sweat shirt and perhaps she was anti-Obama and then made references to socialism and perhaps our author just recanted in a reverse order to underscore effect.
Point 4
"who did I see picking up her prescriptions"
--Too bad our eagle eyed author who could read the print of a medicare insurance card clutched in hand, while passing by could not scan the types of medicine the old lady was receiving. Was it more than one? What kinds were they. Perhaps they might give us some insight to the state of mind we seem to understand so well.
Point 5
"As I walked past her, she noticed me and said, “ I feel sorry for their children, there is clearly no-parenting in that householdâ€
--Seems to me that the old lady and the author are guilty of the same practice; that they both made judgements with clearly no knowledge of each others history that created the confrontation
Point 6
--At least the two parents with rowdy kids"screaming, throwing stuff from the cart, etc.,etc." had the good sense to take the high road and understand that other people in this world have problems too and set a good example for their children by just showing a little compassion and resolve to a woman who is obviously struggling
That's all I'm saying. I'm not defending the woman I have a small child too who can cry as loud as brass band, but we are not supposed to beat up on those who may be defenseless or are just plane weaker than us.
Bottom line - take the high road and if you have too - pick on someone your own size
Mason Dixon (3 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Nov-01-10 07:47 AM
Response to Reply #55
58. And to add...
We are debating the actions of one woman who is elderly, shopping for herself, pickup up her medicines and somehow carrying herself home and another woman who's crisis of the day was she had no OJ
I mean come on!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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deaniac21 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Nov-01-10 09:50 AM
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72. Nothing better than a made up story!
Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Nov-01-10 10:25 AM
Response to Reply #72
82. The post just tries too hard...
too many stereotypes to make it believable. Plus a FULL description of brunch which adds zero to the overall effect IMO.
AngryOldDem (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Nov-01-10 11:09 AM
Response to Reply #72
89. You too, huh?
Sorry, but when I read this earlier this morning, I didn't believe it. Just too much extraneous detail to make a point, for starters.
Just doesn't pass the smell test for me.
"What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker
And my favorite so far:
NoGOPZone (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Nov-01-10 12:42 PM
Response to Reply #72
101. What gave it away? The multigrain Fig Newtons or the habaneras? nt
BUSTED~ :rotf:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
BTW, some people reading the OP must've also been reading here.
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You mean,....they eat their own?!?! :lmao:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9428582
Has to be a mole. :lmao:
Oh it IS a mole.
The almond milk gave her away...
Pretty darn funny though...blue hair et all...
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Hmmm, was she new to the pharmacy? wouldn't the pharmacy secure insurance information PRIOR to even filling Rx?
Ssssshhhh...dammit! You're ruining my bouncy high with logic!
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Kang Colby (32 posts)
Mon Nov-01-10 10:03 PM
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126. Thanks everyone......
I'm glad you enjoyed the anecdote. An angry Freeper + a little wit = LOL for us all.
Where was the wit?
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Where was the wit?
Remember, Bally--they're all half-wits to start with.