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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on October 29, 2010, 01:18:04 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9413371
Oh my.
EarlG ADMIN (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-29-10 11:58 AM
LORD MARBLEHEAD
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Democratic Underground! ARE! YOU! READY! FOR! HUGE! CHANGES!
Okay maybe I'm exaggerating slightly
But you may have noticed that the Admins are around a lot more these days, and you may have heard us talking recently about potential changes to DU. As part of this process we recently re-opened the Ask The Administrators forum and ran our first annual member survey to take the temperature of the membership and get some feedback on the direction of DU as we move forward.
From the comments that were left on the survey it quickly became clear to us that one of the themes uniting DU members is that they would like to see an increase in civility. We have some good ideas about how to achieve this, and all will be revealed in the not-too-distant future.
One thing that is not going to change, however, is that we will still require a strong team of smart, capable people to serve as moderators. Which brings me to the point of my post.
We are now looking for new volunteers to serve as moderators. The gig is unpaid, and I'm not going to lie, it can be frustrating work at times. But ask any current moderator and they'll tell you that it can also be extremely rewarding - and, yes - even fun. And of course you'll be the first to know about the changes we're planning for DU.
The next moderator term will last three months, from the middle of November 2010 until the middle of February 2011. If you have never served as a moderator before but would like to volunteer some time to help keep Democratic Underground's discussion forum running smoothly, now is a great time to sign up.
Here are some things to bear in mind before you apply:
Your political ideology is not important... We need centrists and leftists and everyone in between to serve as moderators.
We prefer people who have been members for a while, and have made at least a few hundred posts. You must be at least 18 years old. You must have donated at least one time to Democratic Underground using your own name.
You must be able to log on to DU regularly, and should not take any long vacations between now and the end of the term.
We prefer people with a generally positive outlook on life, who can be fair and evenhanded, and who don't get easily frustrated. If you sign up to moderate, we expect you to stay as a moderator for the full term. You must understand that it is perfectly normal for the admins to occasionally overturn your decisions, or to make specific requests regarding the manner in which you participate on DU while you are a moderator.
We prefer that moderators avoid highly controversial topics, or at least moderate their behavior significantly when participating in such discussions. If you have a history of rhetorically hot postings on controversial issues, we may not choose you to serve.
If you know that you aren't very good at controlling your behavior or your emotions, or if you know that you can't be fair to a particular group of people, please do not sign up to be a moderator. There is no obligation to serve as a mod, and we won't hold it against you if you choose not to.
Here's how to volunteer:
STEP 1: FILL OUT, SIGN, AND MAIL THE MODERATOR CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT
The moderator confidentiality agreement is here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/moderator_f...
Fill it out and send it in to the address provided ASAP. If you prefer, you may scan the completed form and email a digital copy along with your moderator application email (see below). Don't forget to sign the form.
We hope to receive completed forms from all applicants *before* the new moderator term begins. If we do not receive your form before then, you may still be chosen to serve as a moderator, but we may not be able to give you full access to all the moderator tools at the beginning of the moderator term.
We will keep the moderator confidentiality agreement forms on file, so once you mail the form to us you should not have to send it again if you apply to serve in future terms.
STEP 2: SEND US AN APPLICATION EMAIL WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION
Send an email to earlg@democraticunderground.com with the word "moderator" in the subject line. By volunteering to serve as a moderator, you are giving us permission to take all necessary measures to verify your identity. Include the following information:
- Your real name
- Your forum username
- Your address
- Your telephone number
- How much time you spend on Democratic Underground
- A brief statement which generally outlines your political views
- Are you taking any extended vacations during the the next three months?
- Have you read, and do you agree to follow, the Message Board Rules and the Moderator Guidelines?
- Have you filled out, signed, and mailed the Moderator Confidentiality Agreement?
We hope to select a new group of moderators on Wednesday November 10, 2010. There will be a free conference call for new moderators on the following night.
And one last thing -- please kick and recommend this thread so everyone gets a chance to see it. Thanks for reading!
EarlG
DU Admin
Well, good luck with finding primitives with a "generally positive outlook on life."
The last one they had, the cboy4 primitive, the truemud primitive chased away.
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Notice he didn't ask if their job schedule would get in the way of their duties!
:lmao:
KC
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From the comments that were left on the survey it quickly became clear to us that one of the themes uniting DU members is that they would like to see an increase in civility. We have some good ideas about how to achieve this, and all will be revealed in the not-too-distant future.
So posts like the ones from dainbramaged will be removed in the future? as will the other talking about violence against Americans who disagree with them?
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Notice he didn't ask if their job schedule would get in the way of their duties!
:lmao:
KC
:lmao:
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EarlG ADMIN
From the comments that were left on the survey it quickly became clear to us that one of the themes uniting DU members is that they would like to see an increase in civility. We have some good ideas about how to achieve this, and all will be revealed in the not-too-distant future.
Translation: Banning several of the 99% Dear Leader worshippers will begin election night.
One thing that is not going to change, however, is that we will still require a strong team of smart, capable people to serve as moderators. But since we're not a conservative site, we'll take what we can get.
Fixed.
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...send $50 with application for extra consideration.
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For what real purpose do they need real names, addresses, and phone numbers? You can tell by their process that they are government-worshippers, and they adore bureaucratic redtape, forms, hassle, and steps to follow.
I was a mod for a Muslim apostate forum. The owner wouldn't have touched my real name or any other detail about me with a ten mile pole.
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For what real purpose do they need real names, addresses, and phone numbers?
I think my fellow alum Skins is paranoid about people.
I dunno why.
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I was a mod for a Muslim apostate forum. The owner wouldn't have touched my real name or any other detail about me with a ten mile pole.
I can understand why.
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Oh goody, another nuanced non-decision from a leftist...potential changes...process...take the temperature of the membership...some good ideas...revealed in the not to distant future...blah, blah, blah!
Cindie
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EarlG ADMIN (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-29-10 11:58 AM
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Democratic Underground! ARE! YOU! READY! FOR! HUGE! CHANGES!
:hyper: They're redesigning their logo? :hyper:
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:hyper: They're redesigning their logo? :hyper:
Maybe they're upgrading their software to 1998 standards.
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We prefer people with a generally positive outlook on life, who can be fair and evenhanded, and who don't get easily frustrated.
I got a kick out of this sentence.
But hey, don't worry DUmmies, if you do happen to get frustrated, just kick back, rip open a bag of cheetos and roll yourself a 'fat one" and refresh! :lmao:
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Maybe they're upgrading their software to 1998 standards.
Whoa now, You're getting a bit to radical there aintcha? :-)
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Whoa now, You're getting a bit to radical there aintcha? :-)
Well, yeah. But can you think of anything more HUGH than that on the island?
:-)
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Maybe they're upgrading their software to 1998 standards.
Hey now just because their site is "best viewed" on a commodore 64 doesn't mean they are behind the times. :-)
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Hey now just because their site is "best viewed" on a commodore 64 doesn't mean they are behind the times. :-)
And that's if you can't get your hands on an ENIAC... :uhsure:
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About the only thing I've noticed that's changed recently is they're screaming "NAZIS!!!111!!!ELEVENTY!!!" a lot more lately.
:loser:
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About the only thing I've noticed that's changed recently is they're screaming "NAZIS!!!111!!!ELEVENTY!!!" a lot more lately.
:loser:
DAT, that qualifies as a HUGH change for them.
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About the only thing I've noticed that's changed recently is they're screaming "NAZIS!!!111!!!ELEVENTY!!!" a lot more lately.
:loser:
How very true DAT. That's the mentality. If you can't beat them, insult them.
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For such caring and empathetic people, that place sure does need a lot of moderating. Like most communist shitholes, you have to have the Stasi to keep the proles in line.
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I think my fellow alum Skins is paranoid about people.
I dunno why.
Perhaps Skins is hiding something from the great unwashed worshipers members his garbage skow of liberalism...erm...DUmp.
Perhaps...
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Oh goody, another nuanced non-decision from a leftist...potential changes...process...take the temperature of the membership...some good ideas...revealed in the not to distant future...blah, blah, blah!
Cindie
READ: Send more money now! (Big party planned in Barbados...)
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And that's if you can't get your hands on an ENIAC... :uhsure:
They ain't enough vacuum tubes remaining in the world...
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About the only thing I've noticed that's changed recently is they're screaming "NAZIS!!!111!!!ELEVENTY!!!" a lot more lately.
:loser:
Of course - in DUmmyLand, the more often more louder you scream it, the truer it becomes.
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EarlG ADMIN (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-29-10 11:58 AM
LORD MARBLEHEAD
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We need centrists and leftists and everyone in between to serve as moderators.
This asshat wouldn't know a "centrist" if one came up and kicked his wife in the tits... :bird:
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This asshat wouldn't know a "centrist" if one came up and kicked his wife in the tits... :bird:
That's what gets me.
If you examine the "political ideology" quiz in the DUmping Ground, you'll find that franksolich is so middle-of-the-road that he gets run over by traffic going both directions. About as "centrist" as one can be.
And this is an ideology test devised by avowed leftists.
For some reason unknown to me, I suspect Lord Marblehead wouldn't hire this "centrist" to moderate the primitives, as much as I'd like to.