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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: BowTied on October 28, 2010, 10:00:53 AM

Title: Gay "marriage"?
Post by: BowTied on October 28, 2010, 10:00:53 AM
All this talk about gay "marriage," let me tell you, I've been IN a gay marriage and it was no picnic! No, I wasn't married to a guy! My ex-wife turned out to be a lesbian, cheating like hell with some bulldykes uglier than the Devil's pet vulture.
And let's not have any idiots responding, "Well, if it's two HOT chicks!" If you were to say that within a few feet of me, I'd backhand the snot out of you! Imagine you crack your wife's email and find out she's been cheating her ASS off, taking "business trips" that weren't really business trips to meet bulldykes she's met online, and throw in the fact that your two young daughters' lives are about to be torn a-freakin'-part. Ooo, yeah, that's REAL hot, isn't it? Guys who say stupid stuff like that should never be allowed within a million miles of a marriage vow.
Title: Re: Gay "marriage"?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2010, 10:26:18 AM
What can I say.....sorry dude.

Hope you get the girls and that they aren't scared for life.
Title: Re: Gay "marriage"?
Post by: BowTied on October 28, 2010, 10:44:11 AM
That revelation took place in early '98. My girls? Freakin' courts don't seem to care that someone commits adultery, perjury, theft, and a dozen other offenses. She got the kids, she got the house, and she's since put an apparently great amount of effort into alienating me from my daughters. She'll burn in hell, eventually.
Title: Re: Gay "marriage"?
Post by: Eupher on October 28, 2010, 10:44:19 AM
Damn. It's one thing to be cuckolded by a dude (with me, Wife #1  :whatever: ), but another thing entirely to be cuckolded by a dude wannabe.

Sorry to hear this, BT. There's a better woman out there waiting for you.
Title: Re: Gay "marriage"?
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2010, 11:11:48 AM
Damn. It's one thing to be cuckolded by a dude (with me, Wife #1  :whatever: ), but another thing entirely to be cuckolded by a dude wannabe.

Sorry to hear this, BT. There's a better woman out there waiting for you.

That seems to be a variation of the line they use when you finally throw them out, "Don't hate women. They're not all like me." That's to keep us suckers stupid for the next one to use....but you eventually wise up and learn how to play the game. I heard some form of that line from my first girlfriend down to my X old lady.  ...and a few after her.
Title: Re: Gay "marriage"?
Post by: true_blood on October 28, 2010, 07:52:22 PM
That does suck. Sorry that you did not get custody of your daughters as well.
Your "ex" wife will meet the maker one day & justice shall be served.
Title: Re: Gay "marriage"?
Post by: docstew on October 28, 2010, 08:09:09 PM
That revelation took place in early '98. My girls? Freakin' courts don't seem to care that someone commits adultery, perjury, theft, and a dozen other offenses. She got the kids, she got the house, and she's since put an apparently great amount of effort into alienating me from my daughters. She'll burn in hell, eventually.

Check with your lawyer, in many states this can be grounds for a petition to modify the decree and ask for custody.