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Title: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 26, 2010, 04:49:07 PM
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A Central Florida man has created a cigarette brand that some say draws a little presidential inspiration.  The makers call them ‘Bama’s,’ but with a signature oval ring around the logo, they have an uncanny likeness to the president’s last name.  “It's edgy,” said Rob Klotzback, one of the brand’s creators. “It’s easy to remember, the packaging is pretty attractive and it's a good smoke.”

Klotzback created the brand in May along with two other partners. The cigarettes are sold in five states including Florida.  He said the “O” around the brand name is just a flavor circle, but he said he figures the administration already is or soon will be aware of his product.  “Every brand that gets trademarked, you file with the FTC, which is in Washington. They get a copy of the picture of the packaging and the brand name,” Klotzback told WESH 2 News.

He said there’s nothing political about the brand, despite any likenesses.  “Some [people] get mad and that's their opinion. And some people just get the funniness of it,” said James Vitello, who works at a Palm Coast store that sells the product.  A pack of the cigarettes sells for just more than $4 in Florida, which is in the low to mid-range compared to the cost of other brands.

So far, Klotzback said he has no plans to send any of the cigarettes to President Barack Obama.

LINK (http://www.wesh.com/r/25480363/detail.html)
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Chris_ on October 26, 2010, 04:51:54 PM
Flavor circle? :lmao:
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Eupher on October 26, 2010, 04:52:20 PM
Flavor circle? :lmao:

pack or box?
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: thundley4 on October 26, 2010, 04:53:05 PM
And the cease and desist order will come in 3-2-1..........
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 26, 2010, 05:02:02 PM
I reckon the race-baiter-in-chief will want a few free cartons.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 26, 2010, 05:16:51 PM
Burns up quickly, has no flavor and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: cavegal on October 26, 2010, 05:19:03 PM
Burns up quickly, has no flavor and leaves a bad taste in your moth.
Gee I hate it when it leaves a bad taste in my MOTH! :lmao:
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 26, 2010, 05:25:47 PM
Gee I hate it when it leaves a bad taste in my MOTH! :lmao:

Yeah I caught that just as I hit post....and then the brakes on my computer failed.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: cavegal on October 26, 2010, 05:41:26 PM
Yeah I caught that just as I hit post....and then the brakes on my computer failed.
I do that . It is awful looking at my post with a misspelled  word. I was just yanking your chain, making sport of you..  :-)
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 26, 2010, 05:45:11 PM
I do that . It is awful looking at my post with a misspelled  word. I was just yanking your chain, making sport of you..  :-)

I fixed it just for you.

I started to just change it to...."and taste like you ate a moth."
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Tucker on October 26, 2010, 05:59:00 PM
pack or box?

Both.

Pack is  what Barry will do on 1-12 and box for the misses he will take with him.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: cavegal on October 26, 2010, 06:03:08 PM
I fixed it just for you.

I started to just change it to...."and taste like you ate a moth."
:-)
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 26, 2010, 06:16:09 PM
Flavor circle? :lmao:
Sounds like a euphemism for a rim job.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: true_blood on October 26, 2010, 07:00:37 PM
What is the fascination with this communist to make people do stupid shit like this?! This "so-called" POTUS has done nothing for the Country except putting it on the wrong track. And this clown makes a carton of smokes with the imposter's name on it?  :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Revolution on October 26, 2010, 07:56:53 PM
I'm not sure what this guy's political leanings are, but I'm going to be optimistic. Could Obama cigarettes be a euphemism for "He's a cancer on society?" I'm trying to look at this in the best way possible. Lord knows we don't need anymore Obamagasms.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: true_blood on October 26, 2010, 07:59:19 PM
I'm not sure what this guy's political leanings are, but I'm going to be optimistic. Could Obama cigarettes be a euphemism for "He's a cancer on society?" I'm trying to look at this in the best way possible. Lord knows we don't need anymore Obamagasms.
Good point Rev.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Thor on October 26, 2010, 10:12:09 PM
Both.

Pack is  what Barry will do on 1-12 and box for the misses he will take with him.

That would actually be 1-13...... unless he pulls some stunt.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Tucker on October 27, 2010, 05:59:36 AM
That would actually be 1-13...... unless he pulls some stunt.

Damn. How did I screw that up? You're right, of course. You have to believe me, I knew that.

Maybe it's an omen. :innocent:
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Pat on October 27, 2010, 06:38:21 AM
menthol, who'da guessed
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: njpines on October 27, 2010, 01:51:19 PM
menthol, who'da guessed

Crap -- you beat me to it!!  :hi5: to ya!

They'd have to be, otherwise, he ain't giving up his Newports!
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2010, 10:33:58 AM
Crap -- you beat me to it!!  :hi5: to ya!

They'd have to be, otherwise, he ain't giving up his Newports!

Y'all seem to know a lot about ethnic smoking habits.

That'd be.... noe-poats (Pronounced ca-"NOE" & coats with a "P")

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: spell check recognized my noe-poats spelling as Newports..... :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: njpines on October 28, 2010, 12:34:15 PM
 :hi5: for the phonetics, JR!  :-)

Although, he's such a beta-male, I wouldn't be surprised if his brand was Virginia Slims menthol . . .  :lmao:
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Revolution on October 28, 2010, 12:35:33 PM
Had to get one of those off a chick I knew once, cause I forgot to buy a pack. I swear, it's like you're not even smoking...
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 28, 2010, 12:37:57 PM
Had to get one of those off a chick I knew once, cause I forgot to buy a pack. I swear, it's like you're not even smoking...

My ex smokes the Virginia Slims.  I ran out a few times and smoked one of hers.  Never in public of course, that would be too freaking embarrassing.
Title: Re: New Cigarette Brand Bears Presidential Ring
Post by: Revolution on October 28, 2010, 12:41:05 PM
I'd smoke a VS in public. I'm just THAT secure in my manly manhood. :tongue: :fuelfire: