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Title: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 24, 2010, 05:46:44 PM
Man suffocates in rabbit hole
10/15/2010 00:00:00
New Zimbabwe
By Staff Reporter

A HUNTER died after squeezing his head into a rabbit hole and suffocating.

Energy Kamuruko was out tracking with dogs when he noticed a rabbit dart into a tunnel near the village of Mandipaka in Nyanga.

The 20-year-old peered inside but his head got stuck. His body was found the following day by a neighbour.

New Zimbabwe-Man suffocates in rabbit hole (http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-3565-Man%20suffocates%20in%20rabbit%20hole/news.aspx)

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These sodomite rabbits are up to no good. Rabbit holes are meant to kill humans, like they were used to kill ptarmigans to suck them in by rabbits.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: thundley4 on October 24, 2010, 05:59:13 PM
The rabbit was smart enough to take the plastic bag and zip tie with him.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: formerlurker on October 24, 2010, 06:13:49 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 24, 2010, 06:16:07 PM
The rabbit was smart enough to take the plastic bag and zip tie with him.

Rabbits are going to kill humans and they are not fighting back like ptarmigans did. Of course, they suffered heavy casualties for that.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 24, 2010, 06:20:18 PM
Rabbits are going to kill humans and they are not fighting back like ptarmigans did. Of course, they suffered heavy casualties for that.

Humans have shotguns.  Ptarmigans . . .  don't. :tongue:
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: cavegal on October 24, 2010, 06:22:45 PM
Humans have shotguns.  Ptarmigans . . .  don't. :tongue:
:lmao: :hi5:
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 24, 2010, 06:38:19 PM
In the former bread basket of Africa, democrats are beginning to sprout in Zimbabwe.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 24, 2010, 07:11:24 PM
Humans have shotguns.  Ptarmigans . . .  don't. :tongue:

Than humans must use shotguns against rabbit than. Why are they not doing that????????? Ptarmigans had guns, but were outnumbered by rabbits.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: soleil on October 24, 2010, 09:22:05 PM
Only the rabbit hater could find this kind of story  :rotf:

But of course it isn't really funny. Freaky? Oh yeah. Random? Yep. Very sad that this happened. Freak accident indeed.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 24, 2010, 10:39:45 PM
Only the rabbit hater could find this kind of story  :rotf:

But of course it isn't really funny. Freaky? Oh yeah. Random? Yep. Very sad that this happened. Freak accident indeed.

I know it is not funny. I am exposing the evils of rabbits and what they will inflict on us.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 25, 2010, 12:47:21 PM
In the former bread basket of Africa, democrats are beginning to sprout in Zimbabwe.

Do you mean people who actually believe in democracy...?  Because Democrats, as we know them, and which is something altogether different from people who believe in democracy, have been in charge there for quite awhile now.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 25, 2010, 12:54:52 PM
Do you mean people who actually believe in democracy...?  Because Democrats, as we know them, and which is something altogether different from people who believe in democracy, have been in charge there for quite awhile now.

Nothing that deep Tanker....just that he had his head stuck firmly in the ground with his ass in the air....looked like a democrat beginning to grow from the ground (a democrat sprouting).
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: Splashdown on October 25, 2010, 01:05:47 PM
And STILL no comment from Mr. Snugglebunny.....

Coincidence?


Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: DefiantSix on October 25, 2010, 01:10:19 PM
And STILL no comment from Mr. Snugglebunny.....

Coincidence?




He's probably disposing of the body.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: dutch508 on October 25, 2010, 01:10:28 PM
You have a serious psycopathy, Pharmy.

Obvious self defense, Your Honor. Mr. Kamuruko was trying to kill my client, who then attempted to invade his home. My client simply defended himself from the intruder, who then- snuffed it.


The defense rests.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: formerlurker on October 25, 2010, 01:30:03 PM
Very true on the home invasion defense. Sorry Ptarmigan, but the bunny is innocent.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: vesta111 on October 25, 2010, 01:33:46 PM
Very true on the home invasion defense. Sorry Ptarmigan, but the bunny is innocent.

http://extension.oregonstate.edu/catalog/pdf/pnw/pnw310-e.pdf

Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 25, 2010, 08:18:54 PM
You have a serious psycopathy, Pharmy.

Obvious self defense, Your Honor. Mr. Kamuruko was trying to kill my client, who then attempted to invade his home. My client simply defended himself from the intruder, who then- snuffed it.


The defense rests.

I am not a psychopath. I am truth teller and humanity saver.

Obvious prosecution, your honor. Mr. Kamuruko was trying to save humanity by killing the rabbit and was chasing it after it attacked his home with a machine gun. Mr. Kamuruko is dead, God rest his soul, was defending himself from invaders and was killed by them.

The prosecution rests.
Title: Re: Man suffocates in rabbit hole
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 25, 2010, 08:19:15 PM
Very true on the home invasion defense. Sorry Ptarmigan, but the bunny is innocent.

Sorry, bunnies are evil and worthy of extermination.