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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: VivisMom on March 30, 2008, 07:05:04 AM
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cleveramerican (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-30-08 05:46 AM
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
my own 10 year old daughter said it out of the blue in the car.
The only response I could come up with was.... "You always were a smart kid".
Any better ones?
"You go to public school, don't you?"
"Don't talk like that to your mother!"
"You won't be once you start paying taxes."
"I think I won't be paying for you to go to college."
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
* You couldn't just say you're gay, could you?
* At least you're not a Paulestinian.
* [to wife] Honey! What's the phone number of that guy that deprogrammed your sister from the moonies?
* That's it, little mister! I'm taking away your Barabara Streisand albums!
* Pee in this cup.
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"Of course you do, you don't know any better...yet."
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
* You are a Democrat. I take care of you.
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All children are; Then they grow up.
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Can't add any to these . . . :rotf: :lmao:
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"Pray for a cure, Sonny-Jim."
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
* You are a Democrat. I take care of you.
DING DING DING! WINNER!
No one will have a better response than that.
:)
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* You won't be once you get a job.
* You don't "think" you're a Democrat, sweetie. Democrats don't think, period.
* Better get used to saying, "You want fries with that?" then...
* Can you say that in Spanish? Better start practicing, then....
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All children are; Then they grow up.
Damn. I was going to say that before I even clicked on this thread, lol.
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All children are; Then they grow up.
most of them anyway.
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"Here's your prayer rug. Mecca is that way."
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All children are; Then they grow up.
:lmao: :lmao:
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This is so ridiculous. Why wouldn't a 10 year old parrot their parent's point of view? They have no other frame of reference. This is nothing more than DUmmie narcissism..."LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!! I'M SUCH A GREAT PARENT!!!! My child already thinks like me!"
Cindie
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[how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"/quote]What's your DU name? :-)
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
"Why of course you are. You have everything done for you. Your housing, food, educaiton health care are all provided to you at no cost to yourself. Your every need is met (by someone else). If you make a big boo-boo, you are not even held accountable for it. You just get a swat on the behind (at most) and go on about your merry way. If you manage to do something right, you expect high praise and will constantly remind all those around you of your magnificent deed. When asked to do something that is not "fun", you scream "NO!", cross your arms and stick out your bottom lip. Yep, you're a Democrat all right."
:-)
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This is so ridiculous. Why wouldn't a 10 year old parrot their parent's point of view? They have no other frame of reference. This is nothing more than DUmmie narcissism..."LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!! I'M SUCH A GREAT PARENT!!!! My child already thinks like me!"
Cindie
Steel on target.
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
I'm sorry to hear about your disability. Maybe in a few years science will develop a pill for that particular disease. For now, drinking hemlock is the best solution.
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Oh, this is too easy.
cleveramerican (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-30-08 05:46 AM
Original message
how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
my own 10 year old daughter said it out of the blue in the car.
The only response I could come up with was.... "You always were a smart kid".
Any better ones?
"You know the money I give you for mowing the lawn? I'll be keeping half of it now and giving it to the kids in the next town over."
"WAAAaaaaah! I don't wanna be a Democrat anymore!"
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
This is just to easy.
My response - "And your as thick as a whale omelet too".
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"It'll wash off"
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"Say that again, and I'll beat it out of you."
(Worked for my parents)
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
* You couldn't just say you're gay, could you?
:rotf:
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"Here's your prayer rug. Mecca is that way."
:clap:
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how would you answer a kids statement " I think I'm a democrat"
* You couldn't just say you're gay, could you?
* At least you're not a Paulestinian.
* [to wife] Honey! What's the phone number of that guy that deprogrammed your sister from the moonies?
* That's it, little mister! I'm taking away your Barabara Streisand albums!
* Pee in this cup.
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
High five!
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"Don't worry, you will grow out of it."
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Nothing makes my kids cry faster than telling them they will either grow up to be a democrat or a liberal. I think they would rather me tell them they will grow up to be live frog eating circus freaks than either liberals or democrats. I do fully expect to be told one of the two for April Fool's day though.
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See, this is why my parents hid politics from me as long as possible. Sure, they told me about responsibility and earning one's keep, but they never told me I should be this or that. And I'm glad they chose to raise me in such a manner. Politics is an ugly world, and kids don't need to be exposed to it so early.
I discovered politics on my own, and was really awake to how things were in the world after 9/11(sophomore in HS at that time), which was when I decided I was at least leaning to the right. I mostly read articles and blogs on the Internet then, but when I started college, I helped start a College Republicans chapter and got really active in the organization, with fund-raisers (I organized a Relay for Life team for the CR's) and sometimes protests (anti-abortion, mostly).
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That'll last till you see the hypocrisies within, dollface. It may not turn you republican, but it'll cure the stupid.
*Red*
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This is so ridiculous. Why wouldn't a 10 year old parrot their parent's point of view? They have no other frame of reference. This is nothing more than DUmmie narcissism..."LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!! I'M SUCH A GREAT PARENT!!!! My child already thinks like me!"
Cindie
Right. A child will say whatever is pleasing to his parent's ear :whatever:. With that in mind, all this DUmmie goes to show is that they have doused their kid with their politics and the child wanted some positive attention from them...which is sad in a way.
And the DUmmie is "proud" of this, and is using it to wax their own ego. Typical.
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This is so ridiculous. Why wouldn't a 10 year old parrot their parent's point of view? They have no other frame of reference. This is nothing more than DUmmie narcissism..."LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!! I'M SUCH A GREAT PARENT!!!! My child already thinks like me!"
Cindie
Right. A child will say whatever is pleasing to his parent's ear :whatever:. With that in mind, all this DUmmie goes to show is that they have doused their kid with their politics and the child wanted some positive attention from them...which is sad in a way.
And the DUmmie is "proud" of this, and is using it to wax their own ego. Typical.
My wife's sister was sooo proud of her two-and-a-half year-old daughter about six weeks ago, when the little darling blurted out (on cue, mind you) that she wanted Barack Obama to be the next president. Since then, the Reverend Wright controversy (and Obama's twisting and turning to it) has come out, and the last time I saw them (Easter), not a word about politics was spoken. (If we had gone there with the conversation, I was ready.)
I can't wait until the weekend of the 27th of August! :evillaugh: :hyper: :-)
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Kid, "I think I'm a democrat."
Dad, "I never did believe you were mine. Remind me to slap yo momma when we get home."
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Kid, "I think I'm a democrat."
Dad, "I never did believe you were mine. Remind me to slap yo momma when we get home."
Better yet:
(http://terryfrank.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/buford_t_justice.jpg)
There is no way, NO WAY, that you could have come from my loins!
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Kid, "I think I'm a democrat."
Dad, "I never did believe you were mine. Remind me to slap yo momma when we get home."
Better yet:
(http://terryfrank.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/buford_t_justice.jpg)
There is no way, NO WAY, that you could have come from my loins!
:rotf: