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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on October 22, 2010, 09:52:36 PM
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demtenjeep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Oct-22-10 10:40 PM
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For this ER visit, Mrs. Demtenjeep, it will be a 100 copay how would you like to take care of it
Me: inbetween IV sticks
umm...I believe we will be getting admitted so it won't be a copay today
ER doc...rate your pain on a scale of 1-10
Me: 15 SHIT that hurt, stop digging at my vein please
admitting tech, maybe I should come back
Me: Yea, I will be admitted and be on the 10th floor Pancreatitis again 4th time in a year
admitting tech, well I will just file the insurnace
Me: thank you I'm gonna puke need a bucket. ER nurse, just a second I will ME: rawl all over the floor...sorry
Thank GOD we have insurance but those admitting people..really, they can't find a better time
trying to put in an IV and puking with pain off the charts ...
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I am sure the person starting the IV knows her for the frequent flier she is. Or he was just giving an known PITA patient special treatment. :evillaugh:
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I had to go for an ultrasound last month and they asked for my co-pay up front, funny how that's happening now after Obamacare went through, or it could be the economy is bad and the Hospitals don't want to get screwed out of the co-pays.
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As many know here, I just came off a bout of pancreatitus! This is bull shit! Sure it hurts, but just as soon as they know what the hell is wrong, they give you a shot to try to put you in LaLa land! Pancreatitus is more painful than when they put the 6 screws in my back!
Besides, if you have pancreatitus, you haven't ate a damn thing for better than 24 hours! You don't have anything to puke on the floor! There's no chance in hell there is enough in your stomach to manage much more than a little phlegm!
The next thing is, what ya need to know, the first time you have it. they remove your gallbladder! If you get it again, it is most likely due to drinkin' like a fish! So no need to feel sorry for such an individual! After twice, I've been told the pancreas will start decomposing! Not a good thing! Most people stop drinkin' after the first time!
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I am sure the person starting the IV knows her for the frequent flier she is. Or he was just giving an known PITA patient special treatment. :evillaugh:
Hey, DOC!
I especially loved this part of the exchange:
ER doc...rate your pain on a scale of 1-10
Me: 15 SHIT that hurt, stop digging at my vein please
15, for insertion of a ****ing IV? AYFKM? Granted, there was one time I was in the hospital for surgery, and on day 6-7 of my stay, my veins were pretty much non-existent (was in for diverticulitis, so you can imagine how much fun I was having), and the nurse took like 4 attempts to find a vein in my wrist, but I would classify that as more annoying than painful.
Pam--you want pain? Drop a 35-lb weight off the incline press machine from chest level directly onto your foot.
Or if you'd like a hospital example, go without Vicodin the day they take you off morphine in the same hospital stay, and can't get one because the nurses are doing shift change. Oh, did I mention I was also walking around with 36 staples holding my guts together?
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Don't forget this is Pamuliar relating this story. None of this happened. You can tell by the vivid detail.
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Pamuliar
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :hi5: given!
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My dad who is in the medical field would call her a drug seeker and send her ass home
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Wait! I thought she vowed never to post again because some meanie at CC found out, told the universe and she would have to ask for yet another DUmp name change. It's been a while since her last sob story. Wonder where she's been getting her need for drama and attention filled?
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Wait! I thought she vowed never to post again because some meanie at CC found out, told the universe and she would have to ask for yet another DUmp name change. It's been a while since her last sob story. Wonder where she's been getting her need for drama and attention filled?
The greenbriar primitive remembered that nominations for the TOP DUmmies [PRIMITIVES] OF 2010 start in about 7 weeks, and she wants stay on top like she was last year.
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As many know here, I just came off a bout of pancreatitus! This is bull shit! Sure it hurts, but just as soon as they know what the hell is wrong, they give you a shot to try to put you in LaLa land! Pancreatitus is more painful than when they put the 6 screws in my back!
Besides, if you have pancreatitus, you haven't ate a damn thing for better than 24 hours! You don't have anything to puke on the floor! There's no chance in hell there is enough in your stomach to manage much more than a little phlegm!
The next thing is, what ya need to know, the first time you have it. they remove your gallbladder! If you get it again, it is most likely due to drinkin' like a fish! So no need to feel sorry for such an individual! After twice, I've been told the pancreas will start decomposing! Not a good thing! Most people stop drinkin' after the first time!
6 screws? :censored: Ouch.
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The greenbriar primitive remembered that nominations for the TOP DUmmies [PRIMITIVES] OF 2010 start in about 7 weeks, and she wants stay on top like she was last year.
Yep, since her cover is blown already the attention whore in her will take over for a huge push at this point, the end of the season. She knows the upcoming Nov. 2nd slaughter is going to provide her some stiff competition so she threw this out to get an early start to be noticed.
No doubts in my mind there's an upcoming heart attack or stroke penciled in to her fairytale telling schedule to get some of the DU angst focused on her so she has something to feed from. She'll revel in the attention through the nomination process. Then she'll be able feed off the negative attention the nomination or potential win will bring. Once she's gorged herself then she'll get a new name and resume hibernation till next year.
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Now,....was she puking because of the pain or because her co-pay went up after the imposter told everyone in America that costs would NOT go up because of his HELLCARE bill?! :evillaugh:
Pam--you want pain? Drop a 35-lb weight off the incline press machine from chest level directly onto your foot.
Dude, I feel your pain. I did something very similar, but not as bad. Dropped a 10 lb. plate on my hand. It hurt so bad, I almost cried. I ended up losing my thumbnail because of it. I can only imagine a 35 lb. plate on your foot from chest level! OUCH!:o :o