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Title: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: soleil on October 22, 2010, 06:34:08 PM
was trying to open my husband's very heavy hot grill door (cast iron), and he used our fire poker thingy. Well he popped himself in the head and nose. It isn't a bad cut at all, but the cut on the nose won't stop bleeding.

Any home remedies out there for stopping bleeding? He'd look like a fool if he went to the doc because really it looks like a scratch. It is just on some tender thin skin.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2010, 06:35:30 PM
Superglue.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: soleil on October 22, 2010, 06:37:58 PM
Superglue.

I thought of that. WE don't have any. Right now he's trying out vaseline. Not going to well. I am laughing because he is going to look like someone coldcocked him. And it was something so stupid. Could've been his eye though, so he got lucky in a way.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: Chris_ on October 22, 2010, 06:39:09 PM
Those blue Scott shop towels are pretty good at soaking up blood.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: soleil on October 22, 2010, 06:48:24 PM
Those blue Scott shop towels are pretty good at soaking up blood.

He's an idiot. Ha! I think he's gotten it to slow down. Apparently he bleeds a lot. He said he sometimes bleeds like that when he nicks himself shaving.  :o Thin blood I guess.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: Carl on October 22, 2010, 06:51:02 PM
Cuts like that will bleed like a stuck pig because the skin and tissue isn`t very elastic in the upper face area.
Pro wrestlers have used it for shock value for decades.

Pressure from a towel and wait it out as long as there are no other issues relating to thin blood or bleeding and then be prepared for a scar.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: dutch508 on October 22, 2010, 06:57:53 PM
I thought of that. WE don't have any. Right now he's trying out vaseline. Not going to well. I am laughing because he is going to look like someone coldcocked him. And it was something so stupid. Could've been his eye though, so he got lucky in a way.

Ducttape.

and boobiez.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: soleil on October 22, 2010, 07:03:22 PM
Ducttape.

and boobiez.

I'm the only gal here, and my uncle ain't seeing my boobiez. Ick. I do have the duct tape though.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: soleil on October 22, 2010, 07:05:23 PM
Cuts like that will bleed like a stuck pig because the skin and tissue isn`t very elastic in the upper face area.
Pro wrestlers have used it for shock value for decades.

Pressure from a towel and wait it out as long as there are no other issues relating to thin blood or bleeding and then be prepared for a scar.

Yeah, I thought it might be in an area that was bleedy (not a word I know, but it fits). Thanks for the advice!
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: littlelamb on October 22, 2010, 10:27:40 PM
Give him a beer then duct tape it LOL
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: NHSparky on October 23, 2010, 02:39:17 AM
I'm the only gal here, and my uncle ain't seeing my boobiez. Ick. I do have the duct tape though.

Yes, but we're not your uncle.
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2010, 07:02:49 AM
Cuts like that will bleed like a stuck pig because the skin and tissue isn`t very elastic in the upper face area.
Pro wrestlers have used it for shock value for decades.

. . . Is there something you want to tell us, neighbor? :tongue:
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: soleil on October 23, 2010, 08:32:18 PM
Yes, but we're not your uncle.

Not even on Bourban Street for some awesome ass beads!!  :-)
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: debk on October 23, 2010, 09:18:54 PM
Not even on Bourban Street for some awesome ass beads!!  :-)

I got beads on Bourbon Street, with just a smile.  :-)

However, I got "dared" on Duval Street.... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: soleil on October 23, 2010, 09:21:40 PM
I got beads on Bourbon Street, with just a smile.  :-)

However, I got "dared" on Duval Street.... :evillaugh:

Ha!!

I went on my bachelorette party on Bourbon St. I came back with tons of beads. My husband (then fiance) was wondering. But some guys will give you beads for whatever. Some dude came up to me and gave me all of his beads. Like 100 or so. It looks like I had been showing the hell out of my boobiez all night. Oh, what a fun night that was.

There were 10 of us. 5 showed boobiez, 5 didn't. I was good that night.  :-)
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: debk on October 23, 2010, 09:29:42 PM
Ha!!

I went on my bachelorette party on Bourban St. I came back with tons of beads. My husband (then fiance) was wondering. But some guys will give you beads for whatever. Some dude came up to me and gave me all of his beads. Like 100 or so. It looks like I had been showing the hell out of my boobiez all night. Oh, what a fun night that was.

There were 10 of us. 5 showed boobiez, 5 didn't. I was good that night.  :-)

The first time I was there between Christmas and New Year's, 2003. We stayed at the W down in the French Quarter...got lots of beads the two nights before New Year's Eve, but spent New Year's Eve at Harrah's. Couldn't handle another night of the crowds.

Duval Street in Key West is a great place for beads during Fantasy Fest and New Year's Eve. We were there for Fantasy Fest one year, with another couple....the other woman, who is about 7-8 years older than me, showed hers, and I was told I was too shy and modest to show mine (which is really kind of true). Ha....the look on their faces and M when I did was so worth it!!!  :shucks:
Title: Re: Not looking for medical advice here, BUT my stupid stupid uncle
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 24, 2010, 12:08:57 AM
Not even on Bourban Street for some awesome ass beads!!  :-)

Prude.  :-)