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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 29, 2008, 08:58:39 PM
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Make me laugh, make me cry.... bitch slap me to tears.
I'll grab a beer and when I come back I wanna see some postings in here. :hammer: :naughty: :p :cheersmate: :evillaugh:
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I just smacked you and now I feel so dirty :lmao:
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Didn't really plan on participating in the whole "bitch-slapping" thing, but if you insist. :lmao:
*slap*
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Dear
Abby Shadie,
It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?
Signed,
Empty Inside
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Dear Abby Shadie,
It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?
Signed,
Empty Inside
:lmao:
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I just smacked you and now I feel so dirty :lmao:
Oh you enjoyed it! Bend over girlie. :asssmack: :naughty:
I owe you a limerick
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Didn't really plan on participating in the whole "bitch-slapping" thing, but if you insist. :lmao:
*slap*
Are you trying to tickle me? :hyper:
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I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.
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Dear Abby Shadie,
It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?
Signed,
Empty Inside
Ok guys, you heard the lady, fill her up! :evillaugh:
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Dear Abby Shadie,
It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?
Signed,
Empty Inside
Ok guys, you heard the lady, fill her up! :evillaugh:
No way! :( The last time I participated in one of these my computer caught the Melissa Virus.
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I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.
for speaking of yourself in the third person
*slap*
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I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.
for speaking of yourself in the third person
*slap*
Now, I already explained this first-person, third-person thing, I think, to the nocturnally foul one.
It has to do with modesty.
If I do something really stupid, I comment "I ****ed up."
If I do something remarkable, I comment, "franksolich did this extraordinary thing."
A corollary to that is if I make a statement of fact about myself, but it looks as if I'm boasting, I use the third person, because I'm just making a statement of fact, and don't want anybody to take it as boasting.
I was taught this by my 5th-grade teacher, Genevieve O'Meara, and I noticed later that many of the Founding Fathers, in their personal correspondence did the same thing, and when it comes to good manners, the Founding Fathers are great exemplars.
It has to do with modesty.
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Dear Abby Shadie,
It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?
Signed,
Empty Inside
Ok guys, you heard the lady, fill her up! :evillaugh:
No way! :( The last time I participated in one of these my computer caught the Melissa Virus.
Don't worry I have protection. :-)
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I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.
for speaking of yourself in the third person
*slap*
Now, I already explained this first-person, third-person thing, I think, to the nocturnally foul one.
It has to do with modesty.
If I do something really stupid, I comment "I ****ed up."
If I do something remarkable, I comment, "franksolich did this extraordinary thing."
A corollary to that is if I make a statement of fact about myself, but it looks as if I'm boasting, I use the third person, because I'm just making a statement of fact, and don't want anybody to take it as boasting.
I was taught this by my 5th-grade teacher, Genevieve O'Meara, and I noticed later that many of the Founding Fathers, in their personal correspondence did the same thing, and when it comes to good manners, the Founding Fathers are great exemplars.
It has to do with modesty.
Hi 5'in Franksolich for dropping the F-bomb in my thread! :lmao:
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I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.
I could never slap you :blowkiss:
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I owe you a limerick
I am all eyes :hyper:
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I'm wondering who slapped franksolich.
for speaking of yourself in the third person
*slap*
Now, I already explained this first-person, third-person thing, I think, to the nocturnally foul one.
It has to do with modesty.
If I do something really stupid, I comment "I ****ed up."
If I do something remarkable, I comment, "franksolich did this extraordinary thing."
A corollary to that is if I make a statement of fact about myself, but it looks as if I'm boasting, I use the third person, because I'm just making a statement of fact, and don't want anybody to take it as boasting.
I was taught this by my 5th-grade teacher, Genevieve O'Meara, and I noticed later that many of the Founding Fathers, in their personal correspondence did the same thing, and when it comes to good manners, the Founding Fathers are great exemplars.
It has to do with modesty.
Hi 5'in Franksolich for dropping the F-bomb in my thread! :lmao:
he's on my list for next hour's slappings for pomposity
:)
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
I do indeed! :tongue:
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Dear Abby Shadie,
It's Saturday night, I've pruned my box but it's still empty.
Any suggestions?
Signed,
Empty Inside
I just gave you a couple of hi fives for that.
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
I do indeed! :tongue:
:cheersmate:
so did you master Stack'em? I so suck'em! :evillaugh:
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
:rotf: As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
I do indeed! :tongue:
:cheersmate:
so did you master Stack'em? I so suck'em! :evillaugh:
Not yet, I will fill you in on my abilities later.
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
:rotf: As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
You just got a bitch slap for still being a member there. :p
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
:rotf: As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
They didn't appreciate my brand of humor over there. Are they still performing a circle jerk over there? :-) :hammer:
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
:rotf: As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
You just got a bitch slap for still being a member there. :p
:bawl: I have not posted there in weeks. And I can't delete my account.
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
:rotf: As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
They didn't appreciate my brand of humor over there. Are they still performing a circle jerk over there? :-) :hammer:
In a manner of speaking...
yes.
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Is this all I had to do? Start a thread to get slapped and loving it? :thatsright:
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pOPPIt! i AM SO in LOVE!
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
:rotf: As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
They didn't appreciate my brand of humor over there. Are they still performing a circle jerk over there? :-) :hammer:
High-Five! for saying 'circle jerk' :rotf:
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Is this all I had to do? Start a thread to get slapped and loving it? :thatsright:
I just put a hurtin' on you :-)
:asssmack:
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Is this all I had to do? Start a thread to get slapped and loving it? :thatsright:
I gave you another smack. Does that help? ;)
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Everyone sign up for pogo.com and we can all get in the same room. :hyper:
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
:rotf: As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
They didn't appreciate my brand of humor over there. Are they still performing a circle jerk over there? :-) :hammer:
High-Five! for saying 'circle jerk' :rotf:
Wondering to myself... "what would work?"
Spoke to BEG and consulted the Lurk
Lady Liberty will be tickled
when I get out of this pickle
and proclaim the crotch is a circle jerk!
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Everyone sign up for pogo.com and we can all get in the same room. :hyper:
That sounds very dirty.
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I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. :-)
:rotf: As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
They didn't appreciate my brand of humor over there. Are they still performing a circle jerk over there? :-) :hammer:
High-Five! for saying 'circle jerk' :rotf:
Wondering to myself... "what would work?"
Spoke to BEG and consulted the Lurk
Lady Liberty will be tickled
when I get out of this pickle
and proclaim the crotch is a circle jerk!
:lmao: :lmao: :cheersmate: :lmao: :lmao:
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Is this all I had to do? Start a thread to get slapped and loving it? :thatsright:
I just put a hurtin' on you :-)
:asssmack:
LL, your hitting me with the love stick will not help, bitch slapping is the way. It makes me happy and all bubbly inside. :-)
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Is this all I had to do? Start a thread to get slapped and loving it? :thatsright:
I gave you another smack. Does that help? ;)
So I should be on my way to what Five now? :rotf:
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Everyone sign up for pogo.com and we can all get in the same room. :hyper:
They have scrabble there...I was addicted to that for the longest time...and I have finally overcome it...NOT again :argh:
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OK, where are the Hi fives coming from? :thatsright:
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I have a pogo account, with a paid subscription. Now if only I could remember my screen name for the place. :thatsright: :rotf:
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Is this all I had to do? Start a thread to get slapped and loving it? :thatsright:
I just put a hurtin' on you :-)
:asssmack:
LL, your hitting me with the love stick will not help, bitch slapping is the way. It makes me happy and all bubbly inside. :-)
onthedge needs a vowel it's true
be it a-e-i-o or u!
if vowels are not all he's lacking
Id fer sure send him home packing
Schade needs liv'n and lov'n too!
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Is this all I had to do? Start a thread to get slapped and loving it? :thatsright:
I just put a hurtin' on you :-)
:asssmack:
LL, your hitting me with the love stick will not help, bitch slapping is the way. It makes me happy and all bubbly inside. :-)
onthedge needs a vowel it's true
be it a-e-i-o or u!
if vowels are not all he's lacking
Id fer sure send him home packing
Schade needs liv'n and lov'n too!
OUCH! Not sure how to take that one. :bawl:
Oh lets see
will it work or will she let it be
you must try it
no you do not have to buy it
for it comes free
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Ok. Am I the only one here that just got a flashback to the scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail " Where brave Sir Robin is asked to spank the fair maidens?
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I am Schadenfreude and I come in peace.....
I always had you pegged as a screamer.
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I am Schadenfreude and I come in peace.....
I always had you pegged as a screamer.
:lmao: :lmao:
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I am Schadenfreude and I come in peace.....
I always had you pegged as a screamer.
:rotf: hi-5's for that!
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I am Schadenfreude and I come in peace.....
I always had you pegged as a screamer.
:rotf: hi-5's for that!
Hey now don't encourage him. Besides I am a talker, not a screamer. :evillaugh:
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Ok. Am I the only one here that just got a flashback to the scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail " Where brave Sir Robin is asked to spank the fair maidens?
Looks like I went to bed too early. :naughty: :lmao: