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Title: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on October 21, 2010, 07:41:43 AM
From Gothamist.com (http://gothamist.com/2010/10/21/penthouse_founder_bob_guccione_dead.php)
Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse magazine, widely recognized as having fired the first shot in the "Vulva Wars" against Playboy and one-time owner of "one of the biggest private houses in Manhattan," died yesterday at the age of 79 from throat cancer, which he had been battling for years—the NY Times notes that he "did not drink, smoke or use drugs." Guccione was born in Brooklyn, but was living in Texas at the time of his death.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/10/21/alg_bob_guccione_portrait.jpg)

Everything I ever learned about masturbation, I learned from Bob. I hope for his sake God grades on a curve...
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:15:14 AM
From Gothamist.com (http://gothamist.com/2010/10/21/penthouse_founder_bob_guccione_dead.php)
Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse magazine, widely recognized as having fired the first shot in the "Vulva Wars" against Playboy and one-time owner of "one of the biggest private houses in Manhattan," died yesterday at the age of 79 from throat cancer, which he had been battling for years—the NY Times notes that he "did not drink, smoke or use drugs." Guccione was born in Brooklyn, but was living in Texas at the time of his death.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/10/21/alg_bob_guccione_portrait.jpg)

Everything I ever learned about masturbation, I learned from Bob. I hope for his sake God grades on a curve...


Lucky dog...I was self taught out behind the barn.
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: cavegal on October 21, 2010, 11:06:46 AM
Hey RIP Bob!
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: NHSparky on October 21, 2010, 08:18:15 PM
I never thought I'd be writing to you guys, but something happened to me the other day...
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: true_blood on October 21, 2010, 08:21:44 PM
I never thought I'd be writing to you guys, but something happened to me the other day...
:rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: Chris_ on October 21, 2010, 08:22:50 PM
Thank you for many years of your fine product, sir. :-)
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: littlelamb on October 21, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
I am sure most of you men here only looked at it for the articles right?
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: NHSparky on October 21, 2010, 09:27:16 PM
I am sure most of you men here only looked at it for the articles right?

We read Playboy for the articles.  Penthouse was for the Forum letters, and Hustler for pure disgusting raunchy comics.
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: Thor on October 21, 2010, 09:37:26 PM
We read Playboy for the articles.  Penthouse was for the Forum letters, and Hustler for pure disgusting raunchy comics.

That's our story and we're sticking to it!!  :-)
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: CactusCarlos on October 21, 2010, 10:23:09 PM
I am sure most of you men here only looked at it for the articles right?

There were articles?  :-)
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: dandi on October 22, 2010, 11:36:42 AM
I am sure most of you men here only looked at it for the articles right?

Nope, kept getting distracted by the boobs and such.

 :-)
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: Wretched Excess on October 22, 2010, 11:44:33 AM
We read Playboy for the articles.  Penthouse was for the Forum letters, and Hustler for pure disgusting raunchy comics.

bingo.  the finer points of porn mags are lost on wimmins, I guess. :uhsure: :-)

I always thought the pets were sexier than the playmates.  for years, playboy never could really decide what it was about;  the chicks, social commentary, political analysis, or stereo equipment.  penthouse was always, ALWAYS about the girls.

RIP, Bob Guccione. 

Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 22, 2010, 11:51:37 AM
Meh! He lost me when he started doing pictorials of women peeing! Kinda shot the whole thing for me! :-)
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: Wretched Excess on October 22, 2010, 12:04:28 PM
Meh! He lost me when he started doing pictorials of women peeing! Kinda shot the whole thing for me! :-)

um, I wish to state for the record that I totally missed the peeing thing. :uhsure:  my subscriptions changed from magazines like penthouse to national review  in my late 20's . . . or so.    :innocent:

maybe I shoulda checked in on more recent subject matter before I rallied to the support of a skin mag.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 22, 2010, 05:36:56 PM
um, I wish to state for the record that I totally missed the peeing thing. :uhsure:  my subscriptions changed from magazines like penthouse to national review  in my late 20's . . . or so.    :innocent:

maybe I shoulda checked in on more recent subject matter before I rallied to the support of a skin mag.  :rotf:
Yeah right! ::) :-) Did you cancel your subscription to "Golden Showers Monthly" at the same time?  :-)
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 22, 2010, 05:42:22 PM
I am sure most of you men here only looked at it for the articles right?
Actually, the articles always annoyed me.  Although, occasionally the Playboy interview was interesting.
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: cavegal on October 22, 2010, 05:48:51 PM
Penthouse the better of the skin mags...
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on October 22, 2010, 05:52:58 PM
Yeah right! ::) :-) Did you cancel your subscription to "Golden Showers Monthly" at the same time?  :-)

Giggity.  :-)
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on October 22, 2010, 05:55:18 PM
Penthouse the better of the skin mags...

The fact that you know quality skin mags is ridiculously hawt.  :-)
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: littlelamb on October 22, 2010, 05:59:02 PM
Penthouse the better of the skin mags...
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I agree with you there
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on October 22, 2010, 06:05:35 PM
Penthouse the better of the skin mags...
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I agree with you there

Somebody get me a towel and a cigarette...

Conservative chicks both rock AND roll!
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: Airwolf on October 22, 2010, 07:17:53 PM
RIP the man did bring porn to a new lever for magazines that is certain.
Title: Re: Bob Guccione, Proud Purveyor of Fine Filth, Dies
Post by: littlelamb on October 22, 2010, 08:10:24 PM
Of course we rock we are the normal ones