The Conservative Cave
Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ballygrl on October 20, 2010, 01:44:44 PM
-
:lmao:
A little background, Rush was talking about this, the Marine Marathon is the same day as the Stewart/Colbert Rally, the Marines have grabbed 800 porta potties for their event, and I guess there aren't that many porta potties left, and since the Stewart/Colbert Rally are expecting 75,000 people they need to have a certain amount of porta potties, they wanted the Marines to share and the Marines said no! :lmao:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9354061
pintobean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Oct-20-10 01:17 PM
Original message
Great. 10-30 attendees will be accused of being full of shit
D.C. toilet shortage is Keeping Fear Alive
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2085956
<snip>
WASHINGTON -- The calls of nature may be particularly loud at an upcoming D.C. event if attendees don't have a place to "go."
Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and a half, after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend.
The organizers of Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive, both to take place Saturday, Oct. 30, have asked the marathon staff to share the portable toilets with their 65,000 expected to attendees.
<snip>
librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-20-10 01:19 PM
Response to Original message
1. I read the Baggers were trying to tie up all the buses for this. How about potties?
wouldn't put it past them...
liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-20-10 01:21 PM
Response to Original message
2. No Shit
The media is going to do that even if they have places to shit.
rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-20-10 01:24 PM
Response to Original message
3. Colbert said to dress up as your worst fear.
I'd suggest going as a colostomy bag for several reasons.
-
From the original article:
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2085956
But the Marines aren't budging -- they plan to lock the toilets until the morning of their race the day after, they tell the New York Times.
-
:lmao:
A little background, Rush was talking about this, the Marine Marathon is the same day as the Stewart/Colbert Rally, the Marines have grabbed 800 porta potties for their event, and I guess there aren't that many porta potties left, and since the Stewart/Colbert Rally are expecting 75,000 people they need to have a certain amount of porta potties, they wanted the Marines to share and the Marines said no! :lmao:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9354061
Since they're all POSs anyway, why not add some realism? :lmao:
I'd LOVE to see them try to make the Marines share! :-)
-
From the original article:
MARINES IN DESPARATE BATTLE
fight moonbats for control of toilet paper
-
:lmao:
-
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?
-
hehehehe!!!!!!!!!
You snooze, you lose, DUmmies! This says a lot about the way the left organizes their little pow wows! It's nonexistent!
Why should the Marines share, asshats? We have all seen the way you people leave the enviro after every rally you've had in the past! No Marine I know of would want his family having to follow one of you pukes after you have used the facilities! It's downright unsanitary!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I luv it!!!! Bring a 5 gallon bucket DUmbass, you're liable to need it! Better yet, just stay home! It's not like you matter anymore anyway!
-
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?
Just stick your head in one on a construction job...no imagination needed.
-
From the original article:
That is normal for them to do. Trust me...I've NEEDED to use them a couple times as I was finishing up Lincoln Memorial runs during PT only to find them locked!!!
-
Proper Prior Planning Prevents Pants-Pissing Performance.
Just put some ice on it, DUmmies and Libs.
:bird:
-
You mean to tell me that another fantastically intelligent project from the unbelievably super genius that is the progressive movement tripped over their dicks again?
Say it ain't so.
Oh well, I'm sure they meant well and boy am i happy they are not spending my money on another one of their inexperienced cluster f*cks. Oh yeah, ALWAYS remember the progressive left is the smart side.
-
librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-20-10 01:19 PM
Response to Original message
1. I read the Baggers were trying to tie up all the buses for this. How about potties?
wouldn't put it past them...
Wouldn't put it past them, huh?! You stupid Dummie chik.
(Again with the ****in' "bagger" word. Every time I read that word or hear it, my blood ****in' boils.)
-
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?
What they normally do is set up the course and pre position the porta-potties a couple days before. Hence the need to lock them. Otherwise come race day you'd have to run havlf the homeless population in D.C. out of them.
-
No porta a potties for Colbert/Stewart rallies!? Well...I guess they'll remain in character then...won't they?
-
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...
After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.
My GOD, I'm a dick. :evillaugh:
-
They'll just do like they do in San Francisco, take a dump/piss right where they are.
-
Just stick your head in one on a construction job...no imagination needed.
Not even close. If the DUmmies knew the Marines were using them the next day, they would go out of their way to make sure they were extra special messes.
-
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...
After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.
My GOD, I'm a dick. :evillaugh:
So what? It's still H5 worthy! :hi5:
(And, you're not a dick.)
-
Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of Depends you may need them
-
Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of extra Depends you may need them
Fixted :-)
-
Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of Depends you may need them
Urinary catheters might work, too. :fuelfire:
-
I'm sure Arianna Huffington will be there for Jon, passing out Depends and wipes.
-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/MrSnuggleBunny/rampart.gif)
-
MARINES IN DESPARATE BATTLE
fight moonbats for control of toilet paper
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/m82a1_usmc_sniper_rifle_3751.jpg)
-
Interesting, there are still only 3 replies to that OP, you'd think if so many people were excited about going that there would be more posts.
-
Maybe Stewart will have reschedule his little "rally" oh poor baby
-
No commode in DC is safe. The Marines would be well-served to actually put a fire team or two every porta-potty station, locked and loaded, just to keep the damn things from being used by the cretins.
-
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/MrSnuggleBunny/rampart.gif)
Mr Snuggle Bunny!!! Really. (funny now I feel the need to see a broadway musical)
-
Mr Snuggle Bunny!!! Really. (funny now I feel the need to see a broadway musical)
There is nothing like a Dame, nothing in the world----1942
There is nothing like a Fag, nothing in the world-----2010
There is nothing like a transsex, nothing in the world.-----2020
There is nothing like a cabin boy, nothing in the world----1720
There is nothing like a little drummer boys, nothing in the world --1860
Nothing like a Broadway Musical to cheer one up. I would love to see the Busbey Berkley shows, 42nd. street and what ever from that era.
-
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...
After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.
My GOD, I'm a dick. :evillaugh:
Yes you are, :hammer: ..... but a sweet one :rotf:
-
Maybe Stewart will have reschedule his little "rally" oh poor baby
I hear November 3rd is open. :rotf:
-
I hear November 3rd is open. :rotf:
:lmao: :hi5:
-
I hear November 3rd is open. :rotf:
With plenty of seating available.
-
No porta a potties for Colbert/Stewart rallies!? Well...I guess they'll remain in character then...won't they?
I was wondering: If a DUmmie went into a porta pottie to take a DUmp, would they disappear?
Or, are porta potties just full of DUmmie?
-
With plenty of seating available.
... but no toilet paper :tongue:
-
... but no toilet paper :tongue:
Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.
-
Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.
:hi5: :rotf:
-
Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.
Hell, even if they used their hands, they'd screw it up.
-
Hell, even if they used their hands, they'd screw it up.
Muslims do that to but with their left hand.
:lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:
-
Muslims do that to but with their left hand.
:lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:
Never quite thought about it that way!
Disgusting, but good advice! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
-
I was wondering: If a DUmmie went into a porta pottie to take a DUmp, would they disappear?
Or, are porta potties just full of DUmmie?
Mostly the 2nd.....on the first...they'd either have to refill ..or their minds would be clear.
-
Mostly the 2nd.....on the first...they'd either have to refill ..or their minds would be clear.
:rotf:
Allow me to give you your first H5 :hi5:
-
Muslims do that to but with their left hand.
:lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.? What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?
-
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.? What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?
I guess maybe their ass is cleaner than other Muslim asses.
In an extreme case he may refuse to take the money from your left hand. In returning change to a left hand, they will put it on the counter for you to pick up. No way will they come in contact with your left hand.
These are the extremest...the ones most likely to blow up I guess.
-
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.? What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?
Well if their history is any indication of their tolerance Vesta, they'd probly just stone him to death for bein' different!
-
I hear November 3rd is open. :rotf:
Noooooooooooooooooo
November 3rd is already reserved as the day for Democrat voting.
:-)
-
I have the obvious solution. Dig slit trenches in the White House garden and put on an extra press run of the WaPo to use as paper. Next year the garden will be all organic. Face it, liberals are naturally full of what makes the grass grow green. :cheersmate: Capitalize on it!!
-
I have the obvious solution. Dig slit trenches in the White House garden and put on an extra press run of the WaPo to use as paper. Next year the garden will be all organic. Face it, liberals are naturally full of what makes the grass grow green. :cheersmate: Capitalize on it!!
I'd be afraid of what else DUmmies are full of.
It could render the ground so sterile that nothing will grow for generations.
-
I'd be afraid of what else DUmmies are full of.
It could render the ground so sterile that nothing will grow for generations.
No kiddin'! I think some of those chemicals have a half life of 99 years! Hell DDT would be safer!
-
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.? What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?
You marry him...then subject YOURSELF to his Sharia will...
-
Proper Prior Planning Prevents Pants-Pissing Performance.
Just put some ice on it, DUmmies and Libs.
:bird:
We had a sign in the computer room back in the mainframe days:
Lack of prior planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part. :hi5:
-
We had a sign in the computer room back in the mainframe days:
Lack of prior planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part. :hi5:
Oh hell yeah! H5!!!!
-
No kiddin'! I think some of those chemicals have a half life of 99 years! Hell DDT would be safer!
Just as a frame of reference:
The homes that are around the actual Love Canal toxic waste dump in Buffalo will be safe for human habitation . . . in about 10,000 years.
Grind up DUmors and fertilize the soil? Maybe to eradicate pot/coca plantations . . . for 10,000+ years . . .