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Title: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Ballygrl on October 20, 2010, 01:44:44 PM
:lmao:

A little background, Rush was talking about this, the Marine Marathon is the same day as the Stewart/Colbert Rally, the Marines have grabbed 800 porta potties for their event, and I guess there aren't that many porta potties left, and since the Stewart/Colbert Rally are expecting 75,000 people they need to have a certain amount of porta potties, they wanted the Marines to share and the Marines said no! :lmao:

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pintobean  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Oct-20-10 01:17 PM
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Great. 10-30 attendees will be accused of being full of shit
   
D.C. toilet shortage is Keeping Fear Alive
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2085956

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WASHINGTON -- The calls of nature may be particularly loud at an upcoming D.C. event if attendees don't have a place to "go."

Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and a half, after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend.

The organizers of Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive, both to take place Saturday, Oct. 30, have asked the marathon staff to share the portable toilets with their 65,000 expected to attendees.
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librechik  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) 
Wed Oct-20-10 01:19 PM
Response to Original message
1. I read the Baggers were trying to tie up all the buses for this. How about potties?
   
wouldn't put it past them...

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liberal N proud  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-20-10 01:21 PM
Response to Original message
2. No Shit
   
The media is going to do that even if they have places to shit.

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rucky  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-20-10 01:24 PM
Response to Original message
3. Colbert said to dress up as your worst fear.
   
I'd suggest going as a colostomy bag for several reasons.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Ballygrl on October 20, 2010, 01:49:03 PM
From the original article:

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http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2085956

But the Marines aren't budging -- they plan to lock the toilets until the morning of their race the day after, they tell the New York Times.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: njpines on October 20, 2010, 01:53:29 PM
:lmao:

A little background, Rush was talking about this, the Marine Marathon is the same day as the Stewart/Colbert Rally, the Marines have grabbed 800 porta potties for their event, and I guess there aren't that many porta potties left, and since the Stewart/Colbert Rally are expecting 75,000 people they need to have a certain amount of porta potties, they wanted the Marines to share and the Marines said no! :lmao:

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Since they're all POSs anyway, why not add some realism?  :lmao:

I'd LOVE to see them try to make the Marines share!  :-)
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 20, 2010, 01:54:03 PM
From the original article:


MARINES IN DESPARATE BATTLE
    fight moonbats for control of toilet paper
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Ballygrl on October 20, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
:lmao:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Ballygrl on October 20, 2010, 01:57:36 PM
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 20, 2010, 02:03:03 PM
hehehehe!!!!!!!!!

You snooze, you lose, DUmmies! This says a lot about the way the left organizes their little pow wows! It's nonexistent!

Why should the Marines share, asshats? We have all seen the way you people leave the enviro after every rally you've had in the past! No Marine I know of would want his family having to follow one of you pukes after you have used the facilities! It's downright unsanitary!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I luv it!!!! Bring a 5 gallon bucket DUmbass, you're liable to need it! Better yet, just stay home! It's not like you matter anymore anyway!
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 20, 2010, 02:03:48 PM
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?

Just stick your head in one on a construction job...no imagination needed.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: TheSarge on October 20, 2010, 02:12:34 PM
From the original article:


That is normal for them to do.  Trust me...I've NEEDED to use them a couple times as I was finishing up Lincoln Memorial runs during PT only to find them locked!!!
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 20, 2010, 02:26:04 PM
Proper Prior Planning Prevents Pants-Pissing Performance.

Just put some ice on it, DUmmies and Libs.

 :bird:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: jukin on October 20, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
You mean to tell me that another fantastically intelligent project from the unbelievably super genius that is the  progressive movement tripped over their dicks again?



Say it ain't so.  

Oh well, I'm sure they meant well and boy am i happy they are not spending my money on another one of their inexperienced cluster f*cks.  Oh yeah,  ALWAYS remember the progressive left is the smart side.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: true_blood on October 20, 2010, 02:41:59 PM
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librechik  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-20-10 01:19 PM
Response to Original message
1. I read the Baggers were trying to tie up all the buses for this. How about potties?
   
wouldn't put it past them...
Wouldn't put it past them, huh?! You stupid Dummie chik.
(Again with the ****in' "bagger" word. Every time I read that word or hear it, my blood ****in' boils.)
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: TheSarge on October 20, 2010, 02:46:26 PM
I thought Rush said the Marine Marathon is the same day, but from the article it looks like it's the next day, who could blame the Marines for not wanting to share, can you imagine the shape those porta potties would be in after the Regressive Rally?

What they normally do is set up the course and pre position the porta-potties a couple days before.  Hence the need to lock them.  Otherwise come race day you'd have to run havlf the homeless population in D.C. out of them.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: ToddWB on October 20, 2010, 03:07:38 PM
No porta a potties for Colbert/Stewart rallies!? Well...I guess they'll remain in character then...won't they?
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on October 20, 2010, 03:10:20 PM
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...

After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.

My GOD, I'm a dick.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Karin on October 20, 2010, 03:17:29 PM
They'll just do like they do in San Francisco, take a dump/piss right where they are. 
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: crockspot on October 20, 2010, 03:40:22 PM
Just stick your head in one on a construction job...no imagination needed.

Not even close. If the DUmmies knew the Marines were using them the next day, they would go out of their way to make sure they were extra special messes.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 20, 2010, 04:04:26 PM
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...

After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.

My GOD, I'm a dick.  :evillaugh:

So what?  It's still H5 worthy! :hi5:

(And, you're not a dick.)
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: littlelamb on October 20, 2010, 04:24:39 PM
Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of Depends you may need them
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Randy on October 20, 2010, 05:12:11 PM
Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of extra Depends you may need them

Fixted  :-)
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 20, 2010, 05:54:20 PM
Psssst DUmmies make sure you pack plenty of Depends you may need them

Urinary catheters might work, too. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 20, 2010, 06:40:21 PM
I'm sure Arianna Huffington will be there for Jon, passing out Depends and wipes.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 20, 2010, 07:28:36 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/MrSnuggleBunny/rampart.gif)
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 20, 2010, 08:02:32 PM
MARINES IN DESPARATE BATTLE
    fight moonbats for control of toilet paper

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/m82a1_usmc_sniper_rifle_3751.jpg)
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Ballygrl on October 20, 2010, 08:10:46 PM
Interesting, there are still only 3 replies to that OP, you'd think if so many people were excited about going that there would be more posts.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: littlelamb on October 20, 2010, 08:31:20 PM
Maybe Stewart will have reschedule his little "rally" oh poor baby
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 21, 2010, 04:11:24 AM
No commode in DC is safe.  The Marines would be well-served to actually put a fire team or two every porta-potty station, locked and loaded, just to keep the damn things from being used by the cretins.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: zeitgeist on October 21, 2010, 06:37:02 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/MrSnuggleBunny/rampart.gif)

Mr Snuggle Bunny!!!  Really.  (funny now I feel the need to see a broadway musical) 
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: vesta111 on October 21, 2010, 07:49:40 AM
Mr Snuggle Bunny!!!  Really.  (funny now I feel the need to see a broadway musical) 

There is nothing like a Dame, nothing in the world----1942

There is nothing like a Fag, nothing in the world-----2010

There is nothing like a transsex, nothing in the world.-----2020

There is nothing like a cabin boy, nothing in the world----1720

There is nothing like a little drummer boys, nothing in the world --1860

Nothing like a Broadway Musical to cheer one up.  I would love to see the Busbey Berkley shows, 42nd. street and what ever from that era.



Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Tnafbrat on October 21, 2010, 08:00:14 AM
I kinda sorta feel for the libtards...

After all, most of the miserable little trolls were conceived in these things, so it's only natural they'd wanna revisit the shitter sacred ground where mommy and the rhythm section of a local rock band daddy first made sweet, sweet love.

My GOD, I'm a dick.  :evillaugh:
Yes you are,  :hammer: ..... but a sweet one   :rotf:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 08:18:19 AM
Maybe Stewart will have reschedule his little "rally" oh poor baby

I hear November 3rd is open.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Tnafbrat on October 21, 2010, 08:19:08 AM
I hear November 3rd is open.   :rotf:
   :lmao: :hi5:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:20:56 AM
I hear November 3rd is open.   :rotf:

With plenty of seating available.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 08:21:22 AM
No porta a potties for Colbert/Stewart rallies!? Well...I guess they'll remain in character then...won't they?

I was wondering:  If a DUmmie went into a porta pottie to take a DUmp, would they disappear?

Or, are porta potties just full of DUmmie?
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Tnafbrat on October 21, 2010, 08:21:32 AM
With plenty of seating available.
... but no toilet paper   :tongue:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:28:26 AM
... but no toilet paper   :tongue:

Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Tnafbrat on October 21, 2010, 08:36:14 AM
Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.
:hi5:   :rotf:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 08:38:52 AM
Tell 'em to do the muslim thing....use an odd number of smooth stones.....stones....stoned....ah hell, they'll be so stoned what will it matter.....they smell anyway.

Hell, even if they used their hands, they'd screw it up.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 08:43:21 AM
Hell, even if they used their hands, they'd screw it up.

Muslims do that to but with their left hand.

 :lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 21, 2010, 11:10:02 AM
Muslims do that to but with their left hand.

 :lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:

Never quite thought about it that way!

Disgusting, but good advice! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: ToddWB on October 21, 2010, 11:54:57 AM
I was wondering:  If a DUmmie went into a porta pottie to take a DUmp, would they disappear?

Or, are porta potties just full of DUmmie?
Mostly the 2nd.....on the first...they'd either have to refill ..or their minds would be clear.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: diesel driver on October 21, 2010, 04:04:21 PM
Mostly the 2nd.....on the first...they'd either have to refill ..or their minds would be clear.

 :rotf:

Allow me to give you your first H5   :hi5:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: vesta111 on October 21, 2010, 04:20:50 PM
Muslims do that to but with their left hand.

 :lmao:If you suspect the Paki in the 7/11 might be full blooded muslim from the old country.... hand him your money with your left hand.... :lmao:....or put out your left hand to get your change... :rotf:

What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.?  What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 21, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.?  What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?

I guess maybe their ass is cleaner than other Muslim asses.

In an extreme case he may refuse to take the money from your left hand. In returning change to a left hand, they will put it on the counter for you to pick up. No way will they come in contact with your left hand.

These are the extremest...the ones most likely to blow up I guess.



 
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 21, 2010, 04:42:05 PM
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.?  What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?

Well if their history is any indication of their tolerance Vesta, they'd probly just stone him to death for bein' different!
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Randy on October 21, 2010, 04:46:28 PM
I hear November 3rd is open.   :rotf:

Noooooooooooooooooo


November 3rd is already reserved as the day for Democrat voting.


 :-)


Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: zeitgeist on October 22, 2010, 03:30:29 PM
I have the obvious solution.  Dig slit trenches in the White House garden and put on an extra press run of the WaPo to use as paper.  Next year the garden will be all organic.  Face it, liberals are naturally full of what makes the grass grow green. :cheersmate:  Capitalize on it!!
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: diesel driver on October 22, 2010, 05:33:23 PM
I have the obvious solution.  Dig slit trenches in the White House garden and put on an extra press run of the WaPo to use as paper.  Next year the garden will be all organic.  Face it, liberals are naturally full of what makes the grass grow green. :cheersmate:  Capitalize on it!!

I'd be afraid of what else DUmmies are full of. 

It could render the ground so sterile that nothing will grow for generations.
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 22, 2010, 06:32:31 PM
I'd be afraid of what else DUmmies are full of. 

It could render the ground so sterile that nothing will grow for generations.

No kiddin'! I think some of those chemicals have a half life of 99 years! Hell DDT would be safer!
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: PatriotGame on October 22, 2010, 07:18:07 PM
What happens then Johnny, will he refuse the money.?  What happens when a Muslim is born left handed.?
You marry him...then subject YOURSELF to his Sharia will...
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: Peet on October 22, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Proper Prior Planning Prevents Pants-Pissing Performance.

Just put some ice on it, DUmmies and Libs.

 :bird:


We had a sign in the computer room back in the mainframe days:

Lack of prior planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part. :hi5:
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 22, 2010, 08:34:36 PM
We had a sign in the computer room back in the mainframe days:

Lack of prior planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part. :hi5:

Oh hell yeah! H5!!!!
Title: Re: Stewart/Colbert no porta potties rally
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2010, 05:07:29 AM
No kiddin'! I think some of those chemicals have a half life of 99 years! Hell DDT would be safer!

Just as a frame of reference:

The homes that are around the actual Love Canal toxic waste dump in Buffalo will be safe for human habitation . . . in about 10,000 years.

Grind up DUmors and fertilize the soil?  Maybe to eradicate pot/coca plantations . . . for 10,000+ years . . .