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Title: Walking DUmmie stereotype commits crime
Post by: bijou on October 19, 2010, 10:39:57 AM
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NAPLES, Fla. — A man is under arrest after allegedly stealing a bag of Cheetos and some Ho Hos from a Hess gas station.

Authorities say Alfonso Matyises allegedly refused to return the Cheetos he hid underneath his shirt....
Floriduh (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39727544/ns/us_news-weird_news/)

and let no one say I am not a fan of equal opportunities...

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Police want to conduct their own version of a panty raid on a group of women who stole more than $3,000 worth of liquor from a Hallandale Beach liquor store by stashing the bottles in their underwear.



Over the weekend, three women were caught on surveillance camera at DPF Liquors stuffing their skirts with some of the most expensive spirits in the house. The women also stuffed alcohol in their purses before walking out of the store with loaded panties. ...
link (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39730145/ns/local_news-miami_fl)   :lmao:
Title: Re: Walking DUmmie sterotype commits crime
Post by: NHSparky on October 19, 2010, 10:42:20 AM
Being surprised that DUmmies commit crimes is like being surprised that I breathe and have a pulse.
Title: Re: Walking DUmmie sterotype commits crime
Post by: Eupher on October 19, 2010, 11:04:44 AM
I guess this bidness with the ladies puts a whole new twist on "screw off" caps.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Walking DUmmie stereotype commits crime
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 19, 2010, 04:57:27 PM
"NO PICTURES PLEASE"

"Hey Bubba, does this liquor smell a little fishy to you?"

Title: Re: Walking DUmmie stereotype commits crime
Post by: thundley4 on October 19, 2010, 05:10:49 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 19, 2010, 04:57:27 PM
"NO PICTURES PLEASE"

"Hey Bubba, does this liquor smell a little fishy to you?"



Why, yes it does.

(http://consumerist.com/smokedsalmonvodka.jpg)
Title: Re: Walking DUmmie stereotype commits crime
Post by: Chris_ on October 19, 2010, 05:12:11 PM
I like smoked salmon.  I like vodka.  I can't decide if I would like them at the same time.
Title: Re: Walking DUmmie stereotype commits crime
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 20, 2010, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: chris_ on October 19, 2010, 05:12:11 PM
I like smoked salmon.  I like vodka.  I can't decide if I would like them at the same time.

Chris, the only way for you to decide is to try that vodka. :evillaugh: