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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on March 29, 2008, 02:32:08 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3078364 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3078364)
lame54 (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-29-08 03:21 PM
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BUSH: "Have I really been so bad?"
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http://thenationalprotrusion.com/2008/03/25/bush-asks-h... /
Bush said from the South Lawn of the White House. “Some may say in the future, as they say now, that I have made many mistakes during my time as president. That may be true. But maybe a better way to look at it is to look at negative things I could have done, but didn’t. I never murdered anyone in the Oval Office itself, for example. I never hurt any old ladies, unless they were really getting in my face, and then I may have had a Secret Service agent do something or other. No, but what I’m trying to say is, relatively speaking, have I really been so bad?â€
The link is to a leftist satire website but that doesn`t seem to mean anything to DUmmies.
El Pinko (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-29-08 03:22 PM
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1. So the fact that he murdered 100,000 Iraqis is okay because they aren't in the oval office?
WTF?
Arkana (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-29-08 03:25 PM
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3. The answer, Mr. Bush, is a resounding "YES, DAMMIT!"
One catches on finally...
tyne (735 posts) Sat Mar-29-08 03:28 PM
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5. That has to be satire
But few others do.
benld74 (631 posts) Sat Mar-29-08 03:28 PM
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6. Does a bear SH*T in the woods?
helderheid (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-29-08 03:28 PM
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7. please tell me this is satire... he SAID THAT?
nancyr (613 posts) Sat Mar-29-08 03:28 PM
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8. What a buffoon.
Relatively speaking, yes
This is the intellect that we face. :rotf:
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People may not believe what you or I tell them but they will rarely question their own assumptions.
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Once again they show that they are so blinded by hate they are unable to tell the difference between reality and satire.... :mental: poor ignorant bastards....
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Once again they show that they are so blinded by hate they are unable to tell the difference between reality and satire.... :mental: poor ignorant bastards....
Or even make an attempt to check out the source material.
I think Frank has stumbled this past week on an unspoken rule on the island...never check out the source,just react and respond in the desired fasion the op is looking for.
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Once again they show that they are so blinded by hate they are unable to tell the difference between reality and satire.... :mental: poor ignorant bastards....
Or even make an attempt to check out the source material.
I think Frank has stumbled this past week on an unspoken rule on the island...never check out the source,just react and respond in the desired fasion the op is looking for.
You are exactly right...just respond with emotions and pay no attention to the fact that the source proves you completely wrong....amazing, isn't it?
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Once again they show that they are so blinded by hate they are unable to tell the difference between reality and satire.... :mental: poor ignorant bastards....
Or even make an attempt to check out the source material.
I think Frank has stumbled this past week on an unspoken rule on the island...never check out the source,just react and respond in the desired fasion the op is looking for.
You are exactly right...just respond with emotions and pay no attention to the fact that the source proves you completely wrong....amazing, isn't it?
Feelings . . . oooohh, all my life is feelings . . . /DU
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Let's see if the lefties can spot this one:
12 Suicide Bombers Murdered by U.S. Troops
In the early morning hours of Sunday, March 23, twelve Muslim men met quietly at a mosque in the Iraqi province of Diyala, perhaps to bid their final farewells to friends and family. Their nose hairs trimmed, monobrows plucked, and testicles cleanly shaven in accordance with Holy Quran, they had prepared themselves to make a dignified journey into the afterlife. Suddenly, and without even reading them their rights, Coalition Forces stormed the building and gunned them down in cold blood.
Where is the outrage?
Most of us would be appalled if U.S. soldiers burst in and mowed down our ailing grandmother just as Dr. Kevrokian was hooking her up to his wonderful gizmo. Yet no one bats an eye when it happens to TWELVE innocent - and let's not forget suicidal men. If the gung-ho, trigger-happy, baby-killing fascists had just practiced a little self-restraint and waited another hour or two, they could've saved themselves a lot of time and valuable ammo. But thanks to our troops, twelve members of the Muslim community were denied Death With Dignity, and 876 virgins are now standing in the unemployment line.
http://www.blamebush.typepad.com/ (http://www.blamebush.typepad.com/)
Okay libs, here's your Million Dollar Question courtesy of Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: is this satire, or CNN?
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Let's see if the lefties can spot this one:
12 Suicide Bombers Murdered by U.S. Troops
In the early morning hours of Sunday, March 23, twelve Muslim men met quietly at a mosque in the Iraqi province of Diyala, perhaps to bid their final farewells to friends and family. Their nose hairs trimmed, monobrows plucked, and testicles cleanly shaven in accordance with Holy Quran, they had prepared themselves to make a dignified journey into the afterlife. Suddenly, and without even reading them their rights, Coalition Forces stormed the building and gunned them down in cold blood.
Where is the outrage?
Most of us would be appalled if U.S. soldiers burst in and mowed down our ailing grandmother just as Dr. Kevrokian was hooking her up to his wonderful gizmo. Yet no one bats an eye when it happens to TWELVE innocent - and let's not forget suicidal men. If the gung-ho, trigger-happy, baby-killing fascists had just practiced a little self-restraint and waited another hour or two, they could've saved themselves a lot of time and valuable ammo. But thanks to our troops, twelve members of the Muslim community were denied Death With Dignity, and 876 virgins are now standing in the unemployment line.
http://www.blamebush.typepad.com/ (http://www.blamebush.typepad.com/)
Okay libs, here's your Million Dollar Question courtesy of Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: is this satire, or CNN?
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Even if you are a Phillthies fan! :tongue: +1!
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Let's see if the lefties can spot this one:
12 Suicide Bombers Murdered by U.S. Troops
In the early morning hours of Sunday, March 23, twelve Muslim men met quietly at a mosque in the Iraqi province of Diyala, perhaps to bid their final farewells to friends and family. Their nose hairs trimmed, monobrows plucked, and testicles cleanly shaven in accordance with Holy Quran, they had prepared themselves to make a dignified journey into the afterlife. Suddenly, and without even reading them their rights, Coalition Forces stormed the building and gunned them down in cold blood.
Where is the outrage?
Most of us would be appalled if U.S. soldiers burst in and mowed down our ailing grandmother just as Dr. Kevrokian was hooking her up to his wonderful gizmo. Yet no one bats an eye when it happens to TWELVE innocent - and let's not forget suicidal men. If the gung-ho, trigger-happy, baby-killing fascists had just practiced a little self-restraint and waited another hour or two, they could've saved themselves a lot of time and valuable ammo. But thanks to our troops, twelve members of the Muslim community were denied Death With Dignity, and 876 virgins are now standing in the unemployment line.
http://www.blamebush.typepad.com/ (http://www.blamebush.typepad.com/)
Okay libs, here's your Million Dollar Question courtesy of Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: is this satire, or CNN?
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Even if you are a Phillthies fan! :tongue: +1!
Why thank you! :-)
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Let's see if the lefties can spot this one:
12 Suicide Bombers Murdered by U.S. Troops
In the early morning hours of Sunday, March 23, twelve Muslim men met quietly at a mosque in the Iraqi province of Diyala, perhaps to bid their final farewells to friends and family. Their nose hairs trimmed, monobrows plucked, and testicles cleanly shaven in accordance with Holy Quran, they had prepared themselves to make a dignified journey into the afterlife. Suddenly, and without even reading them their rights, Coalition Forces stormed the building and gunned them down in cold blood.
Where is the outrage?
Most of us would be appalled if U.S. soldiers burst in and mowed down our ailing grandmother just as Dr. Kevrokian was hooking her up to his wonderful gizmo. Yet no one bats an eye when it happens to TWELVE innocent - and let's not forget suicidal men. If the gung-ho, trigger-happy, baby-killing fascists had just practiced a little self-restraint and waited another hour or two, they could've saved themselves a lot of time and valuable ammo. But thanks to our troops, twelve members of the Muslim community were denied Death With Dignity, and 876 virgins are now standing in the unemployment line.
http://www.blamebush.typepad.com/ (http://www.blamebush.typepad.com/)
Okay libs, here's your Million Dollar Question courtesy of Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: is this satire, or CNN?
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Even if you are a Phillthies fan! :tongue: +1!
Why thank you! :-)
You're very welcome!
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Once again they show that they are so blinded by hate they are unable to tell the difference between reality and satire.... :mental: poor ignorant bastards....
:lmao:
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Them their peoples is sew smard.