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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on October 16, 2010, 01:22:59 PM
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TomInTib (1000+ posts)
Mon Jul-31-06 07:48 PM
Original message
So I was hanging out on Main Street when a billionaire friend stopped by..
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She had just gotten off the phone with the White House and she was totally pissed off.
A little background on my friend:
She was born in Persia, educated in Switzerland and England, and is a true Citizen of the World in every regard.
Her family was very much involved with the regime of the Shah and very successful in global commerce.
When Khomeini came to power, everyone in her family fled except for her because her husband (a nuclear physicist) had altered her passport and identification papers and left the country with his secretary.
When my friend got to the airport in Tehran she was immediately arrested and thrown into prison. And there she stayed until her father, who was in Belgium, was able to get in touch with Mehdi Bazargan, the acting Prime Minister.
Bazargan showed up at the prison, demanded her release, took her to the airport and put her on a plane to Paris.
She lost everything she had, tens of millions of dollars.
But she has more than made up for those losses.
So I am sitting at my usual perch on our town's little Main Street. Several of us (and all here would be greatly surprised at the makeup of our little group) meet there daily to solve the problems of the World. Obviously, we aren't doing an adequate job.
Here comes my friend and she is roiling boiling pissed off. I have never seen her angry, she is coolly unflappable.
But the Qana bombings have pushed her over the edge.
She has no dog in the fight, a total realist with incredible insight on Middle Eastern affairs.
So she called the White House. Knowing her like I do, I am sure she spoke to someone in the office of the Prez or Vice. She is not the kind to call a switchboard and has access to people at every level of any government that counts on a global level. Her husband's obit was a full page in the NY Times, if that makes my point any clearer.
I could go on and on, but I won't.
Here is the punch line:
She vowed to dedicate the rest of her life making sure that Bush, Cheney, Rice, Wolfowitz, Feith, et al, have nothing but misery for the rest of their lives after leaving office. She intends to insure that they will never be able to travel outside the States and she plans on funding a full-court press on the World Stage and Courts.
I have never heard her utter a political statement in all the time I have known her.
And now this.
Also, I have known many powerful, wealthy, and tough people in my life.
Of all of them, she is the last person I would want gunning for my ass.
Every bit as good as the cop jumping out of the bushes. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1784245&mesg_id=1784245)
Man, I miss Tom. Hope he found another place to sell Snowbunnies.
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So I am sitting at my usual perch on our town's little Main Street. Several of us (and all here would be greatly surprised at the makeup of our little group) meet there daily to solve the problems of the World. Obviously, we aren't doing an adequate job.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I wonder what piss soaked alley he's referring to?
Yeah, he'll be missed. :evillaugh:
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Oh Yes .Those were the days when lies flowed like the cheap wine TIT used to calm his nerves and tell tall tales to any that would listen. That whole post is full of more shit then VP Bite Me and that's saying alot.
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Since we're walking down memory lane...
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-31-06 11:59 PM
Response to Reply #15
16.
Yeah, I know a lot of wealthy people.
On a regular, daily basis, I doubt that I interact with anyone (except maybe at the grocery store)worth less than a few million dollars.
Does that make me evil?
Tom
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-31-06 11:09 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. It's true, graywarrior
I live in one of the wealthiest communities on the planet.
This is one of yours, DUmmies.
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Someone is hitting the bottle awful hard or really smoking some good shit
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Someone is hitting the bottle awful hard or really smoking some good shit
The guy was a drunk. I wouldn't be surprised to learn he has a regular dope habit, too.
I don't remember if you were here, but he used his friend's YouTube account and posted a video addressed to us. Dude was so drunk he could barely sit in his seat.
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I've seen this guys pic! If I ever run across him in real life, I'm gonna drop kick him into the contaminated canals at the Hanford Nuclear Res! Anyone wanna lay odds he would just get puked back out?
The guy is more toxic than hazardous waste!
What a maroon!
The guy's so full of shit, a septic truck would give him the right of way at a railroad crossing!
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When did he post that on You Tube and I can tell you if I was here or not
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June '08... http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9452.0
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WOW!!!! :o
I have no words...
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June '08... http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9452.0
Nope wasn't here yet he sure is a dumbass drunk :loser:
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I keep forgetting this site has been around as long as it has... nearly three years. It doesn't feel that long. Time flies when you're having fun.
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I thought it had been around a lot longer wow
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Oh, TiT was an original all right. Claimed to have been a SEAL Ranger in Viet Nam and the second-highest decorated Navy EM with a Navy Cross (Somehow forgetting that there were enlisted Navy personnel with the Medal of Honor). The icing on the cake was when he started using a pic of the Cross for his avatar. Then there was the whole episode of his supposed arsenal of illegal NFA weapons stashed at his girlfriend's place.
:rotf:
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Oh, TiT was an original all right. Claimed to have been a SEAL Ranger in Viet Nam and the second-highest decorated Navy EM with a Navy Cross (Somehow forgetting that there were enlisted Navy personnel with the Medal of Honor). The icing on the cake was when he started using a pic of the Cross for his avatar. Then there was the whole episode of his supposed arsenal of illegal NFA weapons stashed at his girlfriend's place.
:rotf:
Yeah, Mac-10's, AKS-47's, the whole nine yards. The Tiburon PD even knew about them, but "they were cool, bro". They even like to hit the hooch with TiT sometimes and he lets them squeeze off a few rounds. :whatever: :lmao:
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Bouncy's today just don't hold a candle (or a shotgun to the chest) of Tommy's Tales.
I miss reading the exploits of Super Captain Tom.
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I have a feeling he will surface someplace and lob more lies at us and the usuall threats to follow.
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I have a feeling he will surface someplace and lob more lies at us and the usuall threats to follow.
hehe! We can only hope! Maybe one of his super secret buds from the DUmp still rubs his balls, and they will relay the message!
Wouldn't it be a hoot if he actually showed up in the flesh!
That's about as close as I can get to callin' the ***** out! hahahahahahahahah
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Someone is hitting the bottle awful hard or really smoking some good shit
HA HA! :cheersmate:
I guess they're making that "medical" marijuana a bit more potent these days. :evillaugh:
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The guy was a drunk. I wouldn't be surprised to learn he has a regular dope habit, too.
I don't remember if you were here, but he used his friend's YouTube account and posted a video addressed to us. Dude was so drunk he could barely sit in his seat.
Chris, I could use a good chuckle tonight. Can you point me to this youtube video? TIA.
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Here (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9452.0) is our thread on it.
Here is the utube clip.
[youtube=425,350]DLsEJA9IEFo[/youtube]
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Here (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9452.0) is our thread on it.
Here is the utube clip.
[youtube=425,350]DLsEJA9IEFo[/youtube]
They look more like DUmmies to me.
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Another one of his whoppers was that he pointed a shotgun at the chest of then-Sen. John Warner. And he lived to tell about it.
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Another one of his whoppers was that he pointed a shotgun at the chest of then-Sen. John Warner. And he lived to tell about it.
Wasn't a Senator at that time. I think he was SECNAV.
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Wasn't a Senator at that time. I think he was SECNAV.
:thatsright:
My bad. H5 for the catch.
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Thanks a million, LC EFA! What a blowhard lush!
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Here (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9452.0) is our thread on it.
Here is the utube clip.
[youtube=425,350]DLsEJA9IEFo[/youtube]
Thanks, LC EFA. :cheersmate:
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I managed to get 12 seconds in. Any more and I'd have to go buy a new laptop.
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Bam! Found it!
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Wed Oct-10-07 07:31 PM
Response to Reply #16
24. It's not a crime until you get caught.
Besides the fact that everything I own is in my girlfriend's name.
I don't have much truck with "laws".
And any "crimes" that I may have been perceived as committing were victimless.
I am sure I have all kinds of crap that I am not supposed to possess.
As a matter of fact, some of it is in the briefcase at my feet. Same shit I did time for. Just about a thousand less pounds of it.
But I now live in a place where there is no way that local Law Enforcement will screw with me.
The Chief of Police and I are drinking buddies.
Heck, the cops even give me rides home when I am too wasted to walk up the hill. I just call the Station.
They like to take my weapons out to the Marin Sheriff's Dept range and play Rambo. Full auto and all.
Treat them right, they'll treat you right.
I have learned a lot over the years.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2015242#2016642
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Besides the fact that everything I own is in my girlfriend's name.
Translation: I'm broke as **** and can't even get basic credit.
I don't have much truck with "laws".
Because this is how real men are supposed to talk. Calm down there, Sam Elliot.
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God I miss Tom.
Remember when he said he wrote that song? And another DUmmie called him out on it?
He's the Babe Ruth of DUmmies...
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God I miss Tom.
Remember when he said he wrote that song? And another DUmmie called him out on it?
He's the Babe Ruth of DUmmies...
WHOSE GOD? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3237766)
He posted it twice. Sadly, the thread where the songwriter's rep showed up and busted him has been scrubbed. Even AdBot is speechless.
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God I miss Tom.
Remember when he said he wrote that song? And another DUmmie called him out on it?
He's the Babe Ruth of DUmmies...
I'd say he's the Barry Bonds of DUmmies. His stories are, shall we say, inflated.
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I'd say he's the Barry Bonds of DUmmies. His stories are, shall we say, inflated.
Touche.
:bow: