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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: blitzkrieg_17 on October 15, 2010, 03:18:37 PM
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My wife was driving to work about an hour ago. We exit our neighborhood by driving down a hill at the bottom of which is a main thoroughfare and a stop light.
As she waited at the light in right lane to make a turn, a guy pulled up next to her and motioned for her to roll down her window. She did - and he then let fly a string of epithets directed at "you f*cking stupid c*nt with your f*cking Obama sticker on your car. That f*ck is ruining this country!!!"
He then pulled his car up slightly in front of her and started angling over so she couldn't make the right turn. He then put it in reverse and backed up so he could come up behind her and inch up on the car like he was going to ram her. The light turned and she got out of there. He didn't follow.
Too big to bring over. But this didn't happen. Bounce. The DUmmy is full of it.
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He then pulled his car up slightly in front of her and started angling over so she couldn't make the right turn. He then put it in reverse and backed up so he could come up behind her and inch up on the car like he was going to ram her. The light turned and she got out of there. He didn't follow.
Picture the logistics of this and the time involved during the sequence of a light on top of the supposed initial tirade.
They always over do their stories to make them seem believable but it is just the opposite for a sane person.
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I'm confused. She was in the right lane and a car pulled up next to her.... in the left lane? No right on red in this misfit land? If he was in the left lane how could he angle his car so she couldn't make the right turn?..... and when he put it in reverse (un-angling his car??) why didn't she just make the turn?
I am further confused as to why there wasn't any dialogue coming from his wife in response to the tirade against her.... and no description of the Obama bumper sticker? This misfit phone in this bouncy. Very disappointing.
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you f*cking stupid c*nt with your f*cking Obama sticker on your car. That f*ck is ruining this country!!
not a chance this happened. you can tell by the mention of the bumper sticker in the epithet. that's just not a natural use of the language; he just couldn't think of another way of working the bumper stinker into the story. denizens of DU think highly of bumper stickers and those who display them. I never have been able to figure out why, but they do. maybe it's the liberal version of military decorations.
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Back around '07, someone pulled up beside me and motioned to me to roll down my window. I was going to ignore him but on the off chance my car was on fire and I didn't know it, I rolled it down.
He then yelled something I didn't comprehend at first and then looked at me like a baby who had just taken his first poo. After he drove off, my mind put together that he had yelled "Bush sucks!" An I just thought as I drove to my destination, "What a loser."
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Might have happened ....something like this.
"Hey lady, only people to stupid to know how to make a right turn on red voted for Obama."
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My wife was driving to work about an hour ago. We exit our neighborhood by driving down a hill at the bottom of which is a main thoroughfare and a stop light.
As she waited at the light in right lane to make a turn, a guy pulled up next to her and motioned for her to roll down her window. She did - and he then let fly a string of epithets directed at "you f*cking stupid c*nt with your f*cking Obama sticker on your car. That f*ck is ruining this country!!!"
He then pulled his car up slightly in front of her and started angling over so she couldn't make the right turn. He then put it in reverse and backed up so he could come up behind her and inch up on the car like he was going to ram her. The light turned and she got out of there. He didn't follow.
Is this asshat sure it wasn't a disgruntled Obama supporter?
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Guess who the first primitive was, to comment.
proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-14-10 08:39 PM
ANNE, THE Die alte Sau, DYSMENOPAUSAL KANSAS SCHOOL TEACHER
#19 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Original message
1. Happened to me last year
The guy tried to cut me off on a freeway. He yelled **** OBAMA AND **** YOU TOO. He had a Ron Paul sticker on his car.
I called 911. The dispatcher said "He's on a roll today. I just got a call from another motorist he accosted." Cops pulled him over and hopefully arrested his ass.
Your wife should have called the cops.
Yeah, yeah.
Sure.
I remember when the Die alte Sau told us this tale.
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This is total fiction on several levels:
1. Said wife was driving
LIE! DUmmies don't drive. They ride bikes, scooters, or whatever the "mode of transportation fad" of the day is.
2. Wife was driving to work.
LIE! DUmmies don't have jobs, therefore, they don't work.
3. Said she was at a stop light to make a RIGHT HAND TURN.
LIE! DUmmies NEVER turn right. They make 3 lefts.
4. Said driver of another car let fly a string of epithets, mostly "F" bombs, directed at the "OBAMA" sticker on her car. Mostly alluding to the fact the other driver was some RW Wingnut, BECK, LIMBAUGH, HANNITY, FOX NEWS fan!
LIE! RWingers couldn't care less what you put on your rusted out POS car, don't cuss out women at lights, and don't use "F" bombs like DUmmies use Prozac.
Total fiction, and not even good fiction at that, but the DUmmies are lapping it up!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-14-10 08:39 PM
ANNE, THE Die alte Sau, DYSMENOPAUSAL KANSAS SCHOOL TEACHER
#19 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Original message
1. Happened to me last year
The guy tried to cut me off on a freeway. He yelled **** OBAMA AND **** YOU TOO. He had a Ron Paul sticker on his car.
I called 911. The dispatcher said "He's on a roll today. I just got a call from another motorist he accosted." Cops pulled him over and hopefully arrested his ass.
Your wife should have called the cops.
On a freeway?
Going 65 - 75 mph?
And you could hear him even though he was in front of you presumably traveling at a significantly higher rate of speed and pulling ahead?
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This is total fiction on several levels:
1. Said wife was driving
LIE! DUmmies don't drive. They ride bikes, scooters, or whatever the "mode of transportation fad" of the day is.
2. Wife was driving to work.
LIE! DUmmies don't have jobs, therefore, they don't work.
3. Said she was at a stop light to make a RIGHT HAND TURN.
LIE! DUmmies NEVER turn right. They make 3 lefts.
4. Said driver of another car let fly a string of epithets, mostly "F" bombs, directed at the "OBAMA" sticker on her car. Mostly alluding to the fact the other driver was some RW Wingnut, BECK, LIMBAUGH, HANNITY, FOX NEWS fan!
LIE! RWingers couldn't care less what you put on your rusted out POS car, don't cuss out women at lights, and don't use "F" bombs like DUmmies use Prozac.
Total fiction, and not even good fiction at that, but the DUmmies are lapping it up!
You got some great points there! :hi5: :lmao:
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You got some great points there! :hi5: :lmao:
Not hard to do.
You just have to know DUmmies.
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Not hard to do.
You just have to know DUmmies.
Is it absolutely required? ...otherwise we'd rather just take your word for it.
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Well, if ya drive around here like ya have your head up yer ass, and you also have an "O'Bumbler is great", sticker on your Prius or VW micro bus........ no matter what gender you are....... (after all, most of our females could kick a DUmmie, the ghey's, ass).... ya just might get a few f-bombs headed your way!
Just sayin........
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Is it absolutely required? ...otherwise we'd rather just take your word for it.
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
OK. :rotf:
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ZERO BONG
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Okay, clear bouncy.
If some idiot did that to me at a stop light, I would draw my weapon. Oh wait... that's right. Liberals do not believe in guns.
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This bouncy is so dead you couldn't get it to jump to life no matter how many volts you pumped into it.
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This bouncy is so dead you couldn't get it to jump to life no matter how many volts you pumped into it.
That's because it never lived in the first place. :-)
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Funny, I see Obumbles stickers on cars and I just laugh as I roll by them. Useless meatbags, the whole lot of them.
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Funny, I see Obumbles stickers on cars and I just laugh as I roll by them. Useless meatbags, the whole lot of them.
Me too. I just point and laugh. Nine times out of ten they drop their heads in shame or look the other way. Lots of remorse out here even in Kalifornia.
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I was just thinking: what does the road have to do with anything? How do we know it wasn't Obama-rage. And considering that Obama got the majority of the vote, how do we know it wasn't a former DUmmie who is now compensating for the overwhelming guilt he must be feeling?
Guilt is responsible for a great deal of projected rage. And if we feel guilty, that can make was want to be punished so maybe the guy was a former DUmmie who projected his guilt onto this DUmmies wife in the hopes of being arrested and punished for his self-perceived "sin" of voting for Obama?
The fact is we know nothing of the Obama-rager.
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Funny, I see Obumbles stickers on cars and I just laugh as I roll by them. Useless meatbags, the whole lot of them.
:-)
There's one down the street from me. Every time I go by it, I can't help but think, how do you like your "change" now idiot?!?! :loser:
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Y'all be postin' in a troll thread.