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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Texacon on October 13, 2010, 01:59:49 PM
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DUmmies are seeing a truth and don't realize it ... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9308157#9308181)
Cyrano (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-13-10 12:29 PM
Original message
Screwed in Florida
We’ve got three candidates here in Florida running for the U.S. Senate. The Democrat is a liberal, Kendric Meek. The Republican is a teabagger, Marco Rubio. And the Independent is our current governor, Charlie Crist.
Rubio is leading, Crist is in the middle, and Meek is running a poor third.
Although Crist was a Republican, the teabagger, Rubio, beat him out in the primary which pushed Crist into an Independent run for the job.
As much as it kills me to not vote for the Democrat, it looks like I’m going to have to vote for Charlie Crist. He’s been a reasonable governor, he’s sane, and the main issue here is to keep the lunatic teabagger from winning.
At present, it looks like Crist and Meek will split the Democratic/Moderate vote, thus letting the madman Rubio win. This really sucks, but it is what it is and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it.
But it’s really going to hurt when I don’t vote for the Democrat.
Ok, I would take away from that that Crist wasn't a very good Republican if he is splitting votes with the Democrat. That should speak volumes to the idiots. All this not to mention the fact that the Democrat is running a weak third place!
But wait!
Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-13-10 12:32 PM
Response to Original message
1. it isn't your fault that the Democrat has no viable chance of winning
Holy smoke! Was that just posted??
valerief (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-13-10 12:33 PM
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2. It sure was swell of Crist to steal votes from Meek. Nice guy. nt
:thatsright:
valerief .... ask yourself how Crist is stealing votes from Meek? He was the Republican candidate .... right?
Oh well. I have to get back to work. There is more at the link.
KC
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Right about now I'm itching for some "moderate" Republican to bitch at me for calling the OrangeMan a RINO.
I will not be held responsible for how I might react.
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Every race I've seen that RINO was defeated in the primary, then decided to run Indy, is takin' votes away from the DEM!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Suck on it DUmmies! it means we are right, and you idiots are suckin' hind tit! Just in case you inbred idiots don't know, that's the tit with the least amount of milk! All it ever does is turn out runts!!! hahahahahahahahahaha, sound familiar?
Ya hear that? That's the miniature violin between my fingers playin' my heart bleeds for ya! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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You ugly scrunts couldn't get screwed in FL or any of the other 56 states.
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You ugly scrunts couldn't get screwed in FL or any of the other 56 states.
My theory on why they hate children.
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Uh oh.
Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, is proving himself a racist.
He's not voting for the black man.
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Uh oh.
Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, is proving himself a racist.
He's not voting for the black man.
Now, now, franc, ya can't expect him to vote for an "Uncle Tom"! After all, he might be tryin' to get those of his race off the gubmint dole and cost "Big Nose" a vote away from his masters!
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Now, now, frank, ya can't expect him to vote for an "Uncle Tom"! After all, he might be tryin' to get those of his race off the gubmint dole and cost "Big Nose" a vote away from his masters!
I'm always waivering between thinking Oscar Wilde is nomination-worthy for the Top 10 DUmmies [Primitives] of 2010, and then thinking he's not. Sometimes the large-proboscised primitive is interesting, other times like, really really boring.
Oscar Wilde who, as it turns out, is circa twenty years older than I had thought he was, was born and raised in the New York City area, and was on a "fast track" to become the Wonder of Wall Street, starting off as a lowly runner on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, and moving up.
But then one day he had a temper tantrum, and on the ferry to Staten Island, threw that all overboard.
Oscar Wilde ended up in Florida, where he's disconsolately unhappy. He doesn't like Florida, he doesn't like the decent and civilized people of Florida (and incidentally, he doesn't like small town folk either)--if he finds it so depressing, one wonders why he doesn't get on the next boat to New York.
But no, he insists upon staying down in Florida, congesting, polluting, the place and making the decent and civilized people of Florida miserable.
It's sort of like Mrs. Alfred Packer, originally from urban Ohio, down there in northeastern Oklahoma, despising the kind and gentle people of Oklahoma.
Oscar Wilde's a big fan of that guy down there in Florida, that madman, Albert Gray or Alfred Greyson or Alyosius Greystone, or whatever his name is. Given recent polls, I'm sure Oscar Wilde isn't especially mellow.
I dunno why, when primitives are so unhappy, they don't move to green pastures.
But anyway, getting back to my original point, sometimes Oscar Wilde is amusing, other times drearily boring.
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Uh oh.
Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, is proving himself a racist.
He's not voting for the black man.
You beat me to it. I was about to point out that Meeks is being racially profiled and discriminated upon at the DUmp.
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But anyway, getting back to my original point, sometimes Oscar Wilde is amusing, other times drearily boring.
Hmmmmmmmm.........I was thinkin' of just goin' with annoying!!!! Cause sometimes the guy just pisses me off!
Hardly worthy of "DUmbass O' the Year"! One should have a certain Savve What Fear, in order to be considered!
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He's not voting for the black man.
You beat me to it. I was about to point out that Meeks is being racially profiled and discriminated upon at the DUmp.
I doubt the jackasses are voting for LTC Allen West.
After all, in time of war you want leaders with combat experience...or so we were told incessantly in 2004. I wonder whatever happended to those standards?
Oh...and LTC West also happens to be black.
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But it’s really going to hurt when I don’t vote for the Democrat.
Racist!
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Uh oh.
Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, is proving himself a racist.
He's not voting for the black man.
I totally missed that!
:thatsright:
Good catch frank.
KC
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It's fascinating how many on that thread are openly admitting they are voting for a Republican.
KC
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I doubt the jackasses are voting for LTC Allen West.
After all, in time of war you want leaders with combat experience...or so we were told incessantly in 2004. I wonder whatever happended to those standards?
Oh...and LTC West also happens to be black.
He doesn't count, because according to Mr. Scorpio, the authenticator of "blackness" on Skins's island, he isn't black.
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He doesn't count, because according to Mr. Scorpio, the authenticator of "blackness" on Skins's island, he isn't black.
He doesn't count, because according to Mr. Scorpio, the authenticator of "blackness" on Skins's island, he isn't black.
But Mista Half-A-Cracka is?
WTF is wrong with these people?
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts)
Wed Oct-13-10 12:32 PM
Response to Original message
1. it isn't your fault that the Democrat has no viable chance of winning
That's right DUmmies!! You can thank the imposter and all of his anti-American policies for that. :evillaugh: :bird:
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I reeeeeeallllllly like that half-a-cracka, handle!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't mind if I steal that, do ya? I know a coupla boards that it will just make their brains dissolve!
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I'm so going to need a large bowl of popcorn come November when the election results come in. Florida is so going to be entertaining
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I'm so going to need a large bowl of popcorn come November when the election results come in. Florida is so going to be entertaining
You may need to start popping it now to have enough on hand.
:-)
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You may need to start popping it now to have enough on hand.
:-)
It doesn't keep well, once popped. I may have to get two or three more microwaves to pop it all on the 3rd of November. :popcorn: :popcorn: :fuelfire: :evillaugh: :cheersmate: :tongue:
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It doesn't keep well, once popped. I may have to get two or three more microwaves to pop it all on the 3rd of November. :popcorn: :popcorn: :fuelfire: :evillaugh: :cheersmate: :tongue:
HA HA! :cheersmate: