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Title: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: bijou on October 13, 2010, 01:41:52 PM: Quote
Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through.

First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat.

Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them.

'They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.

'We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily,' said Yin.

'So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men.'

But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward. ...
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/843781-kung-fu-sisters-stage-combat-tournament-to-find-men-to-date

You're still in with a chance guys.
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 13, 2010, 01:46:13 PM: :spork:
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: NHSparky on October 13, 2010, 01:51:16 PM: I'm guessing this method wouldn't work?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEuw8F8cpE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: Airwolf on October 13, 2010, 11:36:04 PM: Hmmmmm only if they look like this .

(http://api.ning.com/files/drG3LB8pwZ-LoilZBm*7a1ZhrixJyUoaQDGYjLirLjDw8ElkZoBJSJYD16zF0tZHaNOVV*SsB*tJWMoGkmgCksRmOtlmYjaM/old_xena.jpg)
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: Chris_ on October 14, 2010, 03:05:36 AM: Quote
then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat.
Step one, KNOCK DOWN SPEARS, walk at leisurely pace.
Step two, Kick ass, trust me, I could take them...
Step three, unmask them
Step four, run and/or point and laugh
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: IassaFTots on October 14, 2010, 08:39:01 AM: Quote from: Big Don on October 14, 2010, 03:05:36 AM
Step one, KNOCK DOWN SPEARS, walk at leisurely pace.
Step two, Kick ass, trust me, I could take them...
Step three, unmask them
Step four, run and/or point and laugh

Double dog dare ya! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: Chris_ on October 14, 2010, 07:27:23 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 14, 2010, 08:39:01 AM

Double dog dare ya! :cheersmate:
I'm kind of afraid of what might be behind the masks
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 15, 2010, 04:58:24 AM: I thought that if you had to whip their ass to screw 'em it was called rape?
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: Airwolf on October 15, 2010, 09:48:04 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 15, 2010, 04:58:24 AM
I thought that if you had to whip their ass to screw 'em it was called rape?

Not in Iran. There it's called forplay
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 18, 2010, 06:02:04 AM: Quote from: Airwolf on October 15, 2010, 09:48:04 PM
Not in Iran. There it's called forplay

:lmao:...Then they're a little like rednecks..."Get in the truck bitch"
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: Wineslob on October 20, 2010, 04:19:16 PM: With looks like that, they need Kung Fu, to fight off the bears.
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: littlelamb on October 20, 2010, 06:46:52 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 18, 2010, 06:02:04 AM
:lmao:...Then they're a little like rednecks..."Get in the truck bitch"

I thought it was nice butt get in my truck :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 20, 2010, 06:50:11 PM: Quote from: littlelamb on October 20, 2010, 06:46:52 PM

I thought it was nice butt get in my truck :fuelfire:

Oh, you like extended foreplay.
Title: Re: Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find men to date
Post by: littlelamb on October 20, 2010, 06:55:42 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 20, 2010, 06:50:11 PM
Oh, you like extended foreplay.

Why yes I do :tongue: