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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on October 09, 2010, 05:14:54 PM
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anthroguy101 Donating Member (210 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Oct-08-10 05:45 PM
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Poll question: POLL: Would Jesus win a Republican Primary?
Poll result (129 votes)
Yes (1 votes, 1%) Vote
No (128 votes, 99%) Vote
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9282441
Wonder who the freeper troll who voted yes was. :lmao:
onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Oct-08-10 05:47 PM
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1. A gun-toting, racist, pro-billionaire Jesus would. nt
Any chance you get, you throw the R word at us.
Luckily no one takes you goons seriously anyway.
TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Oct-08-10 05:49 PM
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2. No! They would have him arrested if he showed up at a rally.
Hell you guys would have him thrown out of the schools, and any Govt building he tried to enter.
proud patriot Lead Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Oct-08-10 05:50 PM
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3. Nope , he would be called a socialist commie librul among other things
and be boo'd out of the hall at any debate or speech by republicans
Jesus was not a socialist no where in the Bible did he say blessed are they who depend on the govt for handouts.
petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Oct-08-10 05:54 PM
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7. That would be an interesting survey - take a bunch of Jesus' lesser-known
quotes and obvious 'policy' positions and then ask Rs what party this person belongs to. Or, to make it less obviously a trick, mix Jesus in with the statements of other people and have respondents rank the speakers along the left-right continuum...
Hey go for it. I know the go and sin no more quote would have all the lefties heads exploding.
SmileyRose (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Oct-08-10 06:18 PM
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19. Well he did hang out with whores and crooked businessmen.
But that feed the naked and clothe the hungry stuff would definitely be a problem for him.
yeah he did hang out with thieves, prostitutes etc you leave out the part of how he taught them to change their ways and be productive people.
And he didn't say get the govt to feed the hungry and clothe the poor. He said to willingly pull out your own wallet and help people.
So much stupid in that thread.
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Like He'd run?? :mental: :mental:
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He would probably start Armageddon if he saw what a sorry state the world is in!
To hell with runnin' for office, in which case, who of us peons do ya think would be up shit crik?
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The left would call him a fundy nut job. :-)
He believes the world was created in 6 days by Gawd.
He believes he is the only way to that fairy tale place in the sky called Heaven.
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Jesus came to pay the price for sin through His death on the cross.
He had no political agenda and to claim He did while denying the work He spoke of is the utmost of blasphemy.
You want to talk about Jesus DUmmies then you better read and accept what He declared Himself to be.
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Besides, religion and politics, is like acid to the very people making this ridiculous supposition!
I doubt Jesus would think the same! And as much as they try and deny, neither would the Founding Fathers!!!!!!!
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Jesus: I can see Russia from my house.
:-)
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They should have another poll for Mohammed. :uhsure:
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So they are bringing in Jesus into their debate to prove how wrong we are when in fact they would be the first to nail him to a ****ing cross. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. Hope GOD is watching them and gives them what they deserve come Nov.2ND
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anthroguy101 Donating Member (210 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Oct-08-10 05:45 PM
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Poll question: POLL: Would Jesus win a Republican Primary?
Poll result (129 votes)
Yes (1 votes, 1%) Vote
No (128 votes, 99%) Vote
Oh hell no since Jesus would fully support the progressive utopia of the wholesale slaughter of his unborn children.
You fracking lefties are in serious trouble and don't even know it.
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So they are bringing in Jesus into their debate to prove how wrong we are when in fact they would be the first to nail him to a ****ing cross. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. Hope GOD is watching them and gives them what they deserve come Nov.2ND
If he's not, I'm gonna have to have a chat with the Boss, when I get there!
I guess I'm what ya call a "militant" follower!
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If he's not, I'm gonna have to have a chat with the Boss, when I get there!
I guess I'm what ya call a "militant" follower!
The preacher was shaking hands with the congregation as they were leaving church one Sunday. Along came one of his "flock", not exactly a prime example of a true believer. Most would declare him a "backslider".
Preacher asks him if he was in the "Army of the Lord", he declares "Yes sir, preacher."
"Then how come I only see you in church on holidays and special occasions?"
"Because I'm in the Secret Service."
:rimshot:
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He had no political agenda...
Bingo!! We're dealing with individuals who, when asked by Jesus if they fed the hungry, clothed the naked, gave drink to the thirsty, and helped widows and the fatherless, will say "Well, I approved of tax money being used for that purpose." Wrong answer.
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I'm sure if Jesus were to run for elected office, the Democrats and their friends in the media would have a field day writing the headlines.
JESUS WALKS ON WATER, CAN'T SWIM
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Jesus: I can see Russia from my house.
:-)
:lmao: :lmao: hi5
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Like He'd run?? :mental: :mental:
The King of Kings and Lord of Lords doesn't have to be "elected" to his Messiahship. (Unlike Barry Big-Ears). He IS the Messiah; the real deal (no styrofoam Barrack-opolis required).
Oh, and the only similarity between The Savior and Barry Big-Ears is that the dead will turn out in droves to support him (without Dhimmi'Rat or Union Thug "assistance", though).
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If Jesus ran into any DUmmies, he would stone them.
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Apostle Paul, in 2 Thessalonians 3: "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat."
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If Jesus ran into any DUmmies, he would stone them.
Actually If he was that upset with them It would be more like a really good Smite
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I imagine the DUmmies would tell Mary that the child she was carrying was not of God but merely a zygote and they would smuggle her into Egypt without notifying her parents to terminate the pregnancy then stuff a fistful of condoms into her hand and tell her to go forth and sin some more.
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Jesus: I can see Russia from my house.
:-)
H5 for that! :lmao:
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If Jesus ran into any DUmmies, he would stone them.
More likely he would say "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do".
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More likely he would say "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do".
Oh they know what they do....they just don't care.
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Jesus certainly understood--prophesied--that wars were going to continue:
Mark 13:7-8
When you hear of wars and rumors of wars, do not be alarmed; this must take place, but the end is still to come. For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom; there will be earthquakes in various places; there will be famines. This is but the beginning of the birth pangs.
And understood the need for armed forces:
Matthew 8:5-10
When he entered Capernaum, a centurion came to him, appealing to him 6and saying, "Lord, my servant is lying at home paralyzed, in terrible distress." And he said to him, "I will come and cure him." The centurion answered, "Lord, I am not worthy to have you come under my roof; but only speak the word, and my servant will be healed. For I also am a man under authority, with soldiers under me; and I say to one, 'Go,' and he goes, and to another, 'Come,' and he comes, and to my slave, 'Do this,' and the slave does it." When Jesus heard him, he was amazed and said to those who followed him, "Truly I tell you, in no one in Israel have I found such faith.
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I don't see the DUmmies making it clear what office he would be running in a primary FOR. Although the idea of Jesus seeking political office is flatly ludicrous--"Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence" (John 18:36)--he probably would win a Republican legislator's seat nomination handily. Obviously Jesus Christ would not be suited to command in war, and He'd probably have been the first to say that if ever asked. In fact he pretty much was asked that in the quote from John above.
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More likely he would say "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do".
The last buncha DUmmies Jesus ran into, he made a whip out of reeds and drove them like the sheeple they are from the courtyard of his temple.
I try to teach my son to follow Jesus' example in all things. This ought to be a good addition to his understanding of the Savior.
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Gotta wonder who thought up this inane poll? We all know Mohammed couldn't run because he couldn't have his ugly gay face on a poster. I am told he looks like this, though: :evillaugh:
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The King of Kings and Lord of Lords doesn't have to be "elected" to his Messiahship. (Unlike Barry Big-Ears). He IS the Messiah; the real deal (no styrofoam Barrack-opolis required).
Oh, and the only similarity between The Savior and Barry Big-Ears is that the dead will turn out in droves to support him (without Dhimmi'Rat or Union Thug "assistance", though).
They missed the part where he said "Before Abraham was I AM"
They have no concept or understanding of the Truth and of who He is. This is why you see pornographic art displays mocking him. This blasphemy is not surprising.
For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God, having a form of godliness, but denying its power" (2 Timothy 3:1-5).
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Gotta wonder who thought up this inane poll? We all know Mohammed couldn't run because he couldn't have his ugly gay face on a poster. I am told he looks like this, though: :evillaugh:
Mohammed couldn't run because he is dead. Jesus isn't. :-)
I imagine the DUmmies would tell Mary that the child she was carrying was not of God but merely a zygote and they would smuggle her into Egypt without notifying her parents to terminate the pregnancy then stuff a fistful of condoms into her hand and tell her to go forth and sin some more.
No doubt. :censored: :censored: