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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 01, 2010, 04:47:18 PM
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The "I got hit by a brick" thread.
WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts Wed Nov-03-04 02:33 AM
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So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
Yep. Just got back from the Kerry rally in Copley. Spent nearly eight hours standing in the cold rain and waind waiting for the word...and then the word came, and didn't come, and is hovering like doom...
So I am walking in the back door of my apartment building, and I hear someone behind me. I turn, and this douchebag threw a brick at my head. It mostly hit my shoulder, but bashed into my jaw. Pretty clearly a mugging attempt; the person who did it was young. Nothing is broken, I don't think. I can still work my jaw, and my shoulder is moving OK, and no teeth are loose. I have a big scratch on my face, and everything hurts like hell.
So, the moral of the story: No matter how bad you feel, no matter how crappy was your night, nobody threw a brick at your head.
Think I'm gonna call the cops.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-03-04 02:46 AM
Response to Reply #16
37. I chased the ****er off
He thought he put me down. I had a can of Chef Boy-ar-Dee in my hand, and chased him down the street.
:rotf:
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Chef Boy-ar-Dee....eating high on the hog, aren't we.
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Chef Boy-ar-Dee, Americas Right Arm.
Nope just doesn't sound right to me.... :rotf:
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That was the day after election day 2004.
If I were the Bostonian Drunkard, I'd probably be on the alert for more cans, or bricks, or whatever it was, the day after this election.....and stand right in front of it.
It's the Bostonian Drunkard's "I wannabe a victim" mentality.
Greasy odiferous slimy slob, the Bostonian Drunkard.
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The maiming of Pittstain...
Boys, it doesn't get any better than this! :hi5: (queue flying Old Milwaukee cans)
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The "I got hit by a brick" thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1294913
:rotf:
Damn you're good. That is the one. I was thinking about that when I read about the gun totin granny
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jdlh8894 (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-29-10 12:55 PM
Response to Reply #3
7. Guess you have never been hit by a brick.
Or had someone attack your home and/or family members that are there?
at the dump. Sadly there was no apperance of Wee Willie Pittstain on this thread to testify about bricks. :-)
That was a classic Pitt thread, thanks Chris.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-03-04 02:46 AM
Response to Reply #16
37. I chased the ****er off
He thought he put me down. I had a can of Chef Boy-ar-Dee in my hand, and chased him down the street.
HA HA!!! I love these DUmmies. You gotta give'em credit for being creative, huh?! lol How dare he attack you after you just took some hits from the bong and just wanted some Chef Boy-ar-Dee?!!?
Seems like armpitt = :bouncingidiot: :bouncy:
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That was the day after election day 2004.
If I were the Bostonian Drunkard, I'd probably be on the alert for more cans, or bricks, or whatever it was, the day after this election.....and stand right in front of it.
It's the Bostonian Drunkard's "I wannabe a victim" mentality.
Greasy odiferous slimy slob, the Bostonian Drunkard.
If I were Pitt, I would be more concerned about my rectal aperture, because I suspect an offer to shove a certain prediction up his ass may be acted upon.
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When Chef Boy-ar-Dee is outlawed, only criminals will have Chef Boy-ar-Dee.
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They can pry my Chef-boy AR dee from my cold dead hands. :lmao:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts Wed Nov-03-04 02:33 AM
Original message
So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
Actually this is a metaphor - the stunning 'brick-in-the-face' the left suffered when President Bush cleaned sKerry's colck, well...left a mark...
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Chef Boy-ar-Dee....eating high on the hog, aren't we.
I used to love Beef-A-Roni....until I started finding waaaaay to much vein, arteries, and pig hoof-nails in the mix. Very apropos food for liberals though...
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Oh yeah I remember this. :lmao:
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Naa, Wee Willie is Thick as a Brick.
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Naa, Wee Willie is Thick as a Brick.
Thanks for the earworm LOL
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I missed this.
He chased him off with a can of Chef Boy-R-Dee? :lmao: I read it and laughed out loud.