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Title: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: bijou on October 01, 2010, 11:45:13 AM: Quote

MANATEE â€” A search of a 25-year-old man following a traffic stop Wednesday morning revealed one bag of marijuana and one bag of cocaine in the driverâ€™s buttocks, according to the Manatee County Sheriffâ€™s Office. The driver said only the marijuana belonged to him.
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I hate it when that happens.

Bummer (http://www.940winz.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=204719&article=7664934)
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 01, 2010, 11:48:07 AM: Quote from: bijou on October 01, 2010, 11:45:13 AM
I hate it when that happens.

Bummer (http://www.940winz.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=204719&article=7664934)

:rotf:

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When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts immediately said, according to the report, â€œThe white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.â€ He then stated that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over.

Florida.... :lmao:
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: Wineslob on October 01, 2010, 01:46:17 PM: Dude.........................seriously. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: BattleHymn on October 01, 2010, 04:06:41 PM: Reminds me of this:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvHOXiP9O_Y[/youtube]
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: Chris_ on October 01, 2010, 04:17:16 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on October 01, 2010, 04:06:41 PM
Reminds me of this:
:rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: littlelamb on October 01, 2010, 09:22:14 PM: How stupid is that man I hope his ass hurts for a long time
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isn’t His
Post by: whiffleball on October 02, 2010, 05:05:23 AM: Hilarious!

I recall the guy at a local ER who claimed he didn't know how that plastic banana got lodged in his rectum. The ER doc couldn't stop laughing after he removed the sneaky faux fruit.
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: Godot showed up on October 02, 2010, 06:10:20 AM: This guy has a talent. I wonder if he could be rehabilitated, so that he could produce gold or iPhones? And could we get other effects than material goods? Maybe it depends on what he eats. Corn! That's the ticket. The secret of time travel could be locked in this guy's GI tract!
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: Tantal on October 02, 2010, 11:19:59 PM: We get that all the time. The standard response is......"well, in that case, I won't charge you with OWNERSHIP, just POSSESSION."
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 03, 2010, 10:54:45 AM: I've heard of the goose that laid the golden egg but never the turkey that could pass cocaine..... :-)
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isn’t His
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 03, 2010, 11:00:12 AM: My experience from watching Cops all of these years, the drugs are NEVER the person's they are found on.... no matter where the drugs are found.
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: Taxman on October 05, 2010, 01:23:45 PM: Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 03, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
My experience from watching Cops all of these years, the drugs are NEVER the person's they are found on.... no matter where the drugs are found.

Not only on cops but Paris Hilton tried the same thing.
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on October 05, 2010, 02:49:44 PM: I guess doing drugs ain't what it's CRACKed up to be.

:thatsright: :hyper:
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: dutch508 on October 05, 2010, 03:05:59 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 01, 2010, 11:45:13 AM
I hate it when that happens.

Bummer (http://www.940winz.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=204719&article=7664934)

That's not crack! It's Crap!. AND It AINt MINE!
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on October 05, 2010, 03:35:49 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on October 05, 2010, 03:05:59 PM
That's not crack! It's Crap!. AND It AINt MINE!

The shit probably belonged to my ****in agent. :thatsright:

:rotf:
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: vesta111 on October 05, 2010, 07:42:06 PM: Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on October 05, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
The shit probably belonged to my ****in agent. :thatsright:

:rotf:

Actually it was his wife that wants a divorce and got her husbands so drunk he passed out.

She got the drugs from her boyfriend an inserted them there into places we shall not name.

Reminds me of the hooker that last 3 years or so retrieved the used condom from an elderly wealthy client and using the good old turkey baster to impregnate herself.

3 years later when the old fart dropped dead she shows up with a child with his DNA.

She admitted to what she had done, no crime involved and she and child walked off with 1/4 of his estate.

Damn American ingenuity .
Title: Re: Man Says Cocaine In His Buttocks Isnâ€™t His
Post by: Tnafbrat on October 06, 2010, 08:58:16 AM: :thatsright: Gives :shortbus: a baaaad name