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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on October 01, 2010, 12:18:45 AM
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From the "They Never Learn" files:
jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-30-10 10:16 AM
Original message
Happy, Giddy, Dance!
I just received confidential information about a BREAKING STORY that is going to be VERY GOOD NEWS, but I had to promise not to give any more information about it until the story is released.
I'm just bursting at the seams and can't stop doing a happy giddy dance when I think about it.
The story is going to break on the evening of November 2, and it is going to be all over the newspapers on November 3.
The only thing I can say is that it involves a race for a SENATE seat!
When you hear it, you'll start dancing too!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9228296
jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-30-10 10:21 AM
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4. It might even be very late on November 2
I'm just bursting at the seams, but I promised to keep it secret.
tnlurker (595 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-30-10 10:51 AM
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11. Very late on Nov 2 will be too late to affect a Senate Race
It needs to break before then to have any affect on the voters
jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-30-10 01:00 PM
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20. Trust me, there will be very good news breaking late on November 2 /nt
Laf.La.Dem. (722 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-30-10 10:31 AM
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9. Should we all do an anticipation dance
Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-30-10 11:45 AM
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16. Is November 2 a business day?
displacedvermoter (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-30-10 11:56 AM
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18. New and bigger font for the logo?
Ouch.
Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Sep-30-10 01:02 PM
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21. Fitzmas!
:rotf:
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I just received confidential information about a BREAKING STORY that is going to be VERY GOOD NEWS, but I had to promise not to give any more information about it until the story is released.
I'm just bursting at the seams, but I promised to keep it secret.
Guess what idiot? You just told an entire lefty political website. It's not a secret anymore.
:whatever: Moron.
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jberryhill will come out as a mole? :-)
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jberryhill will wait til then to find the one and only race won by a Dem and so claim victory! :loser:
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A breaking story that won't come out for another month? Wouldn't that be the exact opposite of "Breaking News"?
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I'm just bursting at the seams and can't stop doing a happy giddy dance when I think about it.
Wonder if this is mocking the lonestarnuts similar claim in 2008.
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Oh brother! Just how childish can you get?
"I have a secret, and I'm not tellin'! nananananaw!"
Nice to see my opinion of the mental maturity at the DUmp has not diminished!
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Lets see here...24 business hours in a business day times 23 business days = hmmmmm....Hell Man! We'll all be dead by then.
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Lets see here...24 business hours in a business day times 23 business days = hmmmmm....Hell Man! We'll all be dead by then.
Easily, especially if they rely on the Pittster to do the countdown!
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I seem to remember a similar pronouncement a couple years back from a Primitive of Prominence that read just like this.. Not from WillPitt, but from a female primitive.. I just don't remember the details at the moment.
As a matter of fact, this post reads so much like the post that I remember I am fairly confident this was done to mock that primitive.