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Title: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Freeper on September 30, 2010, 06:31:02 PM
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"When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go backward, you...
   
When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go backward, you put it in “R.” We want to go forward. We have to put it in “D.”


Barack Obama on his facebook page.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9231884

When approaching a cliff or a washed out bridge you may wanna shift to R.
And we are at the edge of a huge cliff at the moment. Obama will gladly take us over it too.


Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: soleil on September 30, 2010, 06:39:08 PM
That comment is pretty played out.  ::)
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want t
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 30, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
D stands for Depression
R stands for Recovery
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 30, 2010, 06:52:40 PM
He's got to be The Dumbest Man In The World.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: miskie on September 30, 2010, 07:13:53 PM
Quote from: soleil on September 30, 2010, 06:39:08 PM
That comment is pretty played out.  ::)

Isn't it ? And every time I read it, I can hear the sound of joy in the words, as if the OP believes he/she is the first person in the world to type it..
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want t
Post by: true_blood on September 30, 2010, 07:36:26 PM
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on September 30, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
D stands for Depression
R stands for Recovery
H5 for you! :hi5:
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want t
Post by: zeitgeist on September 30, 2010, 08:18:33 PM
Quote from: true_blood on September 30, 2010, 07:36:26 PM
H5 for you! :hi5:

 :hi5: Is right as is the comment about it being pretty played out.  Of course it was rather reminiscent of junior high in the first place, but then. :loser:

And the whole keys and driving meme?  That car ended up in the ditch when run off the road by a bunch joy riding dems elected in 2006.  Oh yeah, and Barrio was present in the back seat at the time. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Ree on September 30, 2010, 08:28:46 PM
When I want to go forward I put the vehicle in 1st gear(when I can drive again)
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: dandi on September 30, 2010, 09:38:47 PM
When there's a retard behind the wheel, the letter on the gear selector is irrelevant. They just know they want to drool and make big noises with the little pushy-down thing on the floorboard. Bad things are bound to happen.

We have to get the retards out of the driver's seat, then we can determine which direction to proceed.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: TheSarge on September 30, 2010, 10:05:01 PM
I believe in passing on the left and driving on the right.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 30, 2010, 10:22:21 PM
Quote from: Ree on September 30, 2010, 08:28:46 PM
When I want to go forward I put the vehicle in 1st gear(when I can drive again)

OMG!!! I thought "Toots" was the only female in the country that could use a "clutch"!!! lol!
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 30, 2010, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 30, 2010, 10:22:21 PM
OMG!!! I thought "Toots" was the only female in the country that could use a "clutch"!!! lol!

I can do that too, but it's hard to use a manual when applying lip gloss.

Why are we even referring to cars when it comes to voting in November?  The D and the R in front of the name have no relevance anymore.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 30, 2010, 11:02:07 PM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 30, 2010, 10:50:10 PM
I can do that too, but it's hard to use a manual when applying lip gloss.

Why are we even referring to cars when it comes to voting in November?  The D and the R in front of the name have no relevance anymore.

Mostly because the O'Bumbler thinks drivin' off the cliff is a good idea!
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 01, 2010, 04:17:52 AM
Quote from: TxRadioguy on September 30, 2010, 10:05:01 PM
I believe in passing on the left and driving on the right.

Good one.  H5 given. :hi5:
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Karin on October 01, 2010, 07:44:15 AM
GROAN and BOOO is what I thought when I saw the title of this thread.  I am so sick and ****ing tired of this stupid driving analogy.  Obama was roundly ridiculed when he started putting it in every speech, and now it's on his facebook page front and center?  It's stupid and irritating. 

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begin_within  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-30-10 07:20 PM
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3. I'll take a pony
 
:lmao:  I thought that word was banned?

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frylock  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-30-10 07:24 PM
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7. it may be time for aamco..
 i hear a lot of grinding.

Row on over to watch the catfight that ensues.   :lmao:
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 01, 2010, 08:34:25 AM
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begin_within  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-30-10 07:20 PM
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3. I'll take a pony


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: FlaGator on October 01, 2010, 10:59:30 AM
When you're headed for a clift, what gear should you put your car in?
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Ree on October 01, 2010, 11:38:38 AM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 30, 2010, 10:22:21 PM
OMG!!! I thought "Toots" was the only female in the country that could use a "clutch"!!! lol!
Can't drive a clutch now with the F'd up left leg....
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 01, 2010, 11:43:43 AM
Quote from: Ree on October 01, 2010, 11:38:38 AM
Can't drive a clutch now with the F'd up left leg....

You get a pass, REE! Little hard to use a clutch with only one leg in working order!

I had to teach "Toots" to drive my '67 Chevelle after we were first married. I tell her all the time it's the reason I had to have 6 screws put in my back! lol!

She then slaps me of course! I'm gettin' better at ducking though!
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: true_blood on October 01, 2010, 12:40:53 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 01, 2010, 11:43:43 AM
You get a pass, REE! Little hard to use a clutch with only one leg in working order!

I had to teach "Toots" to drive my '67 Chevelle after we were first married. I tell her all the time it's the reason I had to have 6 screws put in my back! lol!

She then slaps me of course! I'm gettin' better at ducking though!
HA HA!!!
'67 Chevelle, very nice. When cars were cars. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: jukin on October 01, 2010, 12:52:11 PM
Is this from the same sooooper smarter jeanus and bestest precident in the histoyr of the world, that did not understand how automobile liability insurance works and who is at fault when rear ended?

Him smart.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: crockspot on October 01, 2010, 01:33:13 PM
Quote from: Freeper on September 30, 2010, 06:31:02 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9231884

When approaching a cliff or a washed out bridge you may wanna shift to R.
And we are at the edge of a huge cliff at the moment. Obama will gladly take us over it too.




When driving drunk and approaching a bridge with a hot young lady in the car, leave it in D, floor it, then swim away and let the young lady die.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Randy on October 01, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
I dunno.
When I want my car to go forward I put it OD, which to make this country great again is what I wish all you DUmmies would all do.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want t
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on October 01, 2010, 06:17:18 PM
Quote from: Randy on October 01, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
I dunno.
When I want my car to go forward I put it OD, which to make this country great again is what I wish all you DUmmies would all do.
OD - Oust the Democrats
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: BattleHymn on October 01, 2010, 06:19:21 PM
Quote from: Randy on October 01, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
I dunno.
When I want my car to go forward I put it OD, which to make this country great again is what I wish all you DUmmies would all do.
:cheersmate:
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: LC EFA on October 01, 2010, 06:29:29 PM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 30, 2010, 10:50:10 PM
I can do that too, but it's hard to use a manual when applying lip gloss.
...

No more difficult than rolling a cigarette or opening a beer.

Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 02, 2010, 11:42:23 AM
Is anybody else here a fan of The Bowery Boys?  I remember one film where Sach has to drive a car and he's trying to figure out what PRNDL means and he decides that "R" stands for "right straight forward."

For some reason, this thread reminds me of that.

I'm not sure why because The Bowery Boys, including Sach Jones, seem way more intelligent and have more of an ability to reason than any primitive.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: AprilRazz on October 02, 2010, 12:16:13 PM
I put the spreader in D when I need to get rid of a bunch of horse manure.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: AprilRazz on October 02, 2010, 12:17:16 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 02, 2010, 11:42:23 AM
Is anybody else here a fan of The Bowery Boys?  I remember one film where Sach has to drive a car and he's trying to figure out what PRNDL means and he decides that "R" stands for "right straight forward."

For some reason, this thread reminds me of that.

I'm not sure why because The Bowery Boys, including Sach Jones, seem way more intelligent and have more of an ability to reason than any primitive.
Brother Dave Gardner says R stands for race. :-)
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 02, 2010, 12:29:14 PM
Quote from: AprilRazz on October 02, 2010, 12:17:16 PM
Brother Dave Gardner says R stands for race. :-)

Whatever happened to Brother Dave?
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 02, 2010, 12:31:17 PM
Your tranmission selector lever will after next year no longer have an "N" or a "R"....they have both been declared RACIST.
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: AprilRazz on October 02, 2010, 12:33:23 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 02, 2010, 12:29:14 PM
Whatever happened to Brother Dave?
He passed back in 1983. I loved his motorcycle story. The whole saga of JR and Baby still makes me  :rotf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1kZ7SQ2MV4
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: true_blood on October 02, 2010, 02:09:58 PM
Quote from: AprilRazz on October 02, 2010, 12:16:13 PM
I put the spreader in D when I need to get rid of a bunch of horse manure.
HA HA!!! :hi5: for you.
(I love the avatar as well. So EPIC! :cheersmate:)
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: miskie on October 02, 2010, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 02, 2010, 11:42:23 AM
<snip>to figure out what PRNDL means <snip>


I cant look at PRNDL (pronounced 'prindle') without thinking of Sniglets..
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: PatriotGame on October 02, 2010, 08:12:57 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 01, 2010, 11:43:43 AM
You get a pass, REE! Little hard to use a clutch with only one leg in working order!

I had to teach "Toots" to drive my '67 Chevelle after we were first married. I tell her all the time it's the reason I had to have 6 screws put in my back! lol!

She then slaps me of course! I'm gettin' better at ducking though!
Yea...though I don't her, I have come to love Toots!  :-)
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: PatriotGame on October 02, 2010, 08:14:28 PM
Quote from: true_blood on October 01, 2010, 12:40:53 PM
HA HA!!!
'67 Chevelle, very nice. When cars were cars. :cheersmate:
True dat...I owned a `70 back in the day...
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: PatriotGame on October 02, 2010, 08:22:25 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 02, 2010, 12:31:17 PM
Your tranmission selector lever will after next year no longer have an "N" or a "R"....they have both been declared RACIST.
Now that's fracking gud RIGHT thar...
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: PatriotGame on October 02, 2010, 08:23:18 PM
Quote from: true_blood on October 02, 2010, 02:09:58 PM
HA HA!!! :hi5: for you.
(I love the avatar as well. So EPIC! :cheersmate:)
April is classic...
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: true_blood on October 02, 2010, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: PatriotGame on October 02, 2010, 08:14:28 PM
True dat...I owned a `70 back in the day...
Even better! I'd LOVE a '70!
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: AprilRazz on October 02, 2010, 11:12:42 PM
Quote from: PatriotGame on October 02, 2010, 08:23:18 PM
April is classic...
Aww shucks. :)
Title: Re: "When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go
Post by: Airwolf on October 03, 2010, 09:40:18 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 01, 2010, 11:43:43 AM
You get a pass, REE! Little hard to use a clutch with only one leg in working order!

I had to teach "Toots" to drive my '67 Chevelle after we were first married. I tell her all the time it's the reason I had to have 6 screws put in my back! lol!

She then slaps me of course! I'm gettin' better at ducking though!

Il earned to drive with a clutch in my friends 1971 Chevelle