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Title: Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Post by: bijou on September 30, 2010, 09:33:32 AM
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Jurist nabbed for handing his nuts to several unsuspecting women
A Pennsylvania judge from the village of Intercourse is facing a disorderly conduct charge for allegedly approaching women near the state Capitol and handing them acorns he had hollowed out and stuffed with condoms, according to cops.

When confronted by officers last Tuesday, Isaac Stoltzfus, a District Court judge, claimed the bizarre incident was a joke. ...

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/condomacorns.jpg)

Just plain nuts (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/judge-stuffed-acorns-condoms)
Title: Re: Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 30, 2010, 09:38:30 AM
 Interesting piece of history.

In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine .

In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
 

Title: Re: Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 30, 2010, 09:40:44 AM
Can't tell from the photo......

Are those large nuts or small condoms?
Title: Re: Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 30, 2010, 10:07:11 AM
I guess if he had handed them out to children in public elementary schools, everything would have been fine.

intercourse (and I didn't believe the place really existed until I googled it) is, oddly enough, in amish country.
Title: Re: Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Post by: dutch508 on September 30, 2010, 10:16:20 AM
The radio 'quazi-news' today made sure to announce the guy was a Republican.
Title: Re: Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Post by: soleil on September 30, 2010, 10:22:13 AM
Intercourse? How appropriate!

And how much time would it take to stuff 1 acorn with a condom? A joke? Riiiiight. Ick.
Title: Re: Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Post by: true_blood on September 30, 2010, 10:40:21 AM
I guess if he had handed them out to children in public elementary schools, everything would have been fine.
H5  :hi5: You're probably right on that. Kevin Jennings would have smacked himself upside the head ask why he didn't think of that. Sad but true.
That Judge should either step down or not be able to sit on the high bench any more. What a disgrace to the community and legal system.