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Title: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: bijou on September 27, 2010, 11:49:01 AM
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Auckland, Sept 27 NZPA - An Auckland man accused of swinging a rabbit by its ears and thrusting it into the faces of passers-by said today he was trying to show off the animal to city dwellers.

"I thought it would amuse people who probably hadn't seen a rabbit before," Graham Paul Brown told Auckland District Court.

Brown, 53, denies charges of animal cruelty, assaulting police and disorderly behaviour following an incident on February 19 this year. ...
http://www.voxy.co.nz/national/rabbit-swinging-man-says-he-was-trying-show-animal/5/65174
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: Eupher on September 27, 2010, 11:59:08 AM
I'm sure the judge gave him an earful, and the judge's sentence will clearly send him hopping right into jail.
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: DefiantSix on September 27, 2010, 11:59:46 AM
Has anybody seen Ptarmy lately?  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: njpines on September 27, 2010, 12:33:52 PM
http://www.voxy.co.nz/national/rabbit-swinging-man-says-he-was-trying-show-animal/5/65174

Oh you  :stirpot: , you!!   :-)
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: bijou on September 27, 2010, 12:39:23 PM
I'm sure the judge gave him an earful, and the judge's sentence will clearly send him hopping right into jail.
He won't go to jail if he has a sufficiently convincing tail to tell.
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: true_blood on September 27, 2010, 12:49:03 PM
 :mental: :mental: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: cavegal on September 27, 2010, 12:52:07 PM
I just hate it when that happens!
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: DefiantSix on September 27, 2010, 01:19:23 PM
I just hate it when that happens!

What?  When the whack-job is beating tourists with bunnies, or when the rozzers come down on the whack-job for beating tourists with bunnies?
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: cavegal on September 27, 2010, 01:29:59 PM
What?  When the whack-job is beating tourists with bunnies, or when the rozzers come down on the whack-job for beating tourists with bunnies?
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When the whack-job is beating tourists with bunnies,
When the whack-job is beating tourists with bunnies! Leave the tourists alone!
Title: Re: Assault with a deadly rabbit
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 27, 2010, 08:49:28 PM
It's the sign that rabbits will inflict a plague on humanity.