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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on September 24, 2010, 11:55:24 AM
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#6. Bar Declares Everyone to be Actors to Circumvent Smoking Ban
Back in 2007, Minnesota followed a national trend by passing an anti-smoking law that banned smoking in pretty much every public building, including bars. Unfortunately, that was bad news for the bars, because if you're going to get good and drunk to fight off the depression manual labor and seasonal affective disorder brings, you want to get your smoke on, too. Nobody wants to go stand outside to smoke, since in Minnesota it gets cold enough at night that neurons stick open and thoughts freeze in your head. So, that winter, the customers stayed home.
The good owners of the Barnacles Bar were determined to find a loophole that would let their nicotine-addicted clientele feed their deadly vice in peace. They found it:
There was a line in the law that said if you were an actor in a play, and your character smoked, then you'd get a pass. You know, like if you were doing a live stage show of the X-Files and you were playing the main bad guy. Thus, the owners of the bar declared that they were staging a continuous live performance and that everyone in the bar was an actor.
#5. Man Flies Free Thanks to Pudding
#2.Australian Farmer Named Royalty by Accident
Cracked (http://www.cracked.com/article_18753_the-6-most-creative-abuses-loopholes_p1.html)
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Those were pretty good!
KC