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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: cavegal on September 23, 2010, 01:50:28 PM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100923/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bear_attack_zucchini_1
FRENCHTOWN, Mont. – Police say a Montana woman fended off a bear attack with an unlikely weapon — a zucchini.
Missoula County Sheriff's Lt. Rich Maricelli says a 200-pound black bear attacked one of the woman's dogs just after midnight Wednesday on the back porch of her home about 15 miles west of Missoula.
When the woman, whom police did not name, tried to separate the animals, the bear bit her in the leg.
Maricelli says the woman reached for the nearest object at hand on the porch's railing — a large zucchini that she had harvested from her garden.
The woman flung the vegetable at the bear, striking it and forcing it to flee.
Maricelli says the woman did not need medical attention. Wildlife officials were tr
Insert jokes >>>>>>>>>
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Never bring a bear claw to a zucchini fight.
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Maricelli says the woman reached for the nearest object at hand on the porch's railing — a large zucchini that she had harvested from her garden.
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Great.......... now PeTA will have us fighting wild animals with veggies........ ::)
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:uhsure:
:lalala:
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Just think of the damage she would've caused with a yellow squash!
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A spaghetti squash would be even MORE damaging.......
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If pumpkins are banned, only criminals will have pumpkins.
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That must have been a huge one to be able to do that
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Next time, bring a cat.
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/funny-pictures-gif-cat-bear-viasp.gif?w=194&h=136)
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This is the funniest *******ed thread all week. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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It was sure a pick me up today