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Title: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2010, 02:24:03 PM
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bluestateguy (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-21-10 11:29 AM
Original message
I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9173541)
 
There are too many polls THAT WE ARE LOSING BADLY. Polling is a scumbag industry, about as reputable as the private health insurance industry.

It's all very mentally taxing.

I am asking nicely that it please stop.  


Red above is my emphasis.

 :evillaugh:  :lmao:  :rotf:  :rofl:

Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2010, 02:25:24 PM
:nelson:
What a find. :-)
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2010, 02:29:30 PM
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hlthe2b  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-21-10 11:37 AM
Response to Original message
4. There are good polls and bad ones... I want to see at least
 the ones known to be reliable. I will ignore the rest.
 

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elocs  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-21-10 11:51 AM
Response to Reply #4
5. Democrats & Republicans are the same when it comes to polls:
 good polls are those with which we agree and support our viewpoints, bad polls don't.

Any poll that does not support what we believe cannot be valid.


Blind squirrel finds acorn.  :hi5:

...only to be shot down with hilarity:

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the2b  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-21-10 12:33 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. NO! I know the methodology difference. I meant reliable 
 Edited on Tue Sep-21-10 12:34 PM by hlthe2b
from a technical standard. Many of us on DU have heavy statistical backgrounds. Don't lump me in with that kind of superficial and childish attitude. Your comment was apparently meant to insult me, but I will chose to ignore that.



Let me fix that for you:

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the2b  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-21-10 12:33 PM
Response to Reply #5

Many of us on DU have heavy hallucinogenic drug backgrounds.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: thundley4 on September 21, 2010, 02:31:19 PM
(http://johnfenzel.typepad.com/john_fenzels_blog/images/2007/03/14/the3monkeys.jpg)
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Carl on September 21, 2010, 03:44:46 PM
The most accurate poll out there for a long time has been Rasmussen and guess what...DUmmies hate it. :-)
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 21, 2010, 03:56:22 PM
But exit polls showing John Kerry won the election are good enough that they should have been used to decide the election instead of the votes cast.....right?
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2010, 03:59:33 PM
But exit polls showing John Kerry won the election are good enough that they should have been used to decide the election instead of the votes cast.....right?

Voter Turnout Analysis Proves Beyond a Reasonable Doubt that the 2004 Election was Stolen (http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=120&topic_id=4277)

The most likely base case scenario indicates that Kerry won by 10 million votes.

Guess which nut-job claims that?  :mental:  :mental:  :mental:
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: jukin on September 21, 2010, 04:14:50 PM
Make it stop!  MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 21, 2010, 04:28:19 PM
Voter Turnout Analysis Proves Beyond a Reasonable Doubt that the 2004 Election was Stolen (http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=120&topic_id=4277)

The most likely base case scenario indicates that Kerry won by 10 million votes.

Guess which nut-job claims that?  :mental:  :mental:  :mental:

TIA?

 :-)
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2010, 04:30:28 PM
TIA?

 :-)

But of course!
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Ballygrl on September 21, 2010, 04:48:35 PM
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bluestateguy (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-21-10 11:29 AM
Original message
I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
 
There are too many polls THAT WE ARE LOSING BADLY. Polling is a scumbag industry, about as reputable as the private health insurance industry.

It's all very mentally taxing.

I am asking nicely that it please stop.


Hey, buck up and take it just like we did in 2006 and 2008!
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Airwolf on September 21, 2010, 04:50:12 PM
Somebody call the Waaaaaammmbulance
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Boudicca on September 21, 2010, 05:01:20 PM
(http://johnfenzel.typepad.com/john_fenzels_blog/images/2007/03/14/the3monkeys.jpg)

The DUmmies kindly request that in future you refrain from taking their photo, Mr. Thundley.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 21, 2010, 05:05:18 PM
(http://johnfenzel.typepad.com/john_fenzels_blog/images/2007/03/14/the3monkeys.jpg)

Oh look...a DU beauty pagent at the nudist camp.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: jukin on September 21, 2010, 05:56:46 PM
NOvember 2 is going to be SOOOO much fun.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: diesel driver on September 21, 2010, 06:04:33 PM
NOvember 2 is going to be SOOOO much fun.

November 3 will be even better   :-)  :lmao:  :rotf: :lmao:   :-)
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: true_blood on September 21, 2010, 07:21:13 PM
HA HA!! How's it feel to be a DUmmie?! :loser: :lmao:
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 21, 2010, 07:23:27 PM
If the polls weren't posted, the DUmmies would be crying Vote Fraud! the day after the election.  Oh wait... :-)
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Tucker on September 21, 2010, 08:24:01 PM
The most accurate poll out there for a long time has been Rasmussen and guess what...DUmmies hate it. :-)

They chose to accept the showings of PPP polls, which are owned and paid for by the democrat party.

Check out the polling data at Real clear Politics. If it wasn't for PPP data being added in, the gap between Republican and democrat polotico's would be wider.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 21, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
I still suggest a CC online party on November 2. 

We can start bets on when the DUmp will be closed down. 
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2010, 08:34:47 PM
I still suggest a CC online party on November 2. 

We can start bets on when the DUmp will be closed down. 

Whoever starts the thread has to buy beer for everyone.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: DefiantSix on September 21, 2010, 08:46:29 PM

Quote
bluestateguy (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-21-10 11:29 AM
Original message
I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
 
There are too many polls THAT WE ARE LOSING BADLY. Polling is a scumbag industry, about as reputable as the private health insurance industry.

It's all very mentally taxing.

I am asking nicely that it please stop.


Red above is my emphasis.

 :evillaugh:  :lmao:  :rotf:  :rofl:



Ralph,I loved the point you emphasized, but this one just seems to capture the DUmmy mystique so beautifully.   :lmao:
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: notaDUmmie on September 21, 2010, 08:54:21 PM
NOvember 2 is going to be SOOOO much fun.

I know, I can hardly wait!! 

The county election board called me today, asking if I could be a poll worker this year...uh, no thanks.  It was bad enough having to work in that lousy precinct last time, but at least I was able to miss all the glee on TV over the Messiah's win. 

No way am I going to miss watching election night this year!
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 21, 2010, 08:58:22 PM
Whoever starts the thread has to buy beer for everyone.

Virtual beers.

Didn't the gov'ment say we can't ship alcohol?  I thought that was one of the pictures with a giant NO sign through it.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: littlelamb on September 21, 2010, 09:10:46 PM
NOvember 2 is going to be SOOOO much fun.


I can't wait to watch some heads exploding
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Ballygrl on September 21, 2010, 09:14:11 PM
Please tell me you guys will be partying election night? I'll be partying on like 3 boards so hopefully you guys will have a party here too.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 22, 2010, 08:53:43 AM
Please tell me you guys will be partying election night? I'll be partying on like 3 boards so hopefully you guys will have a party here too.

I'll be around.  It's Biggest Loser night and NBC will interrupt the show every five minutes to bring in the results.  While I get really mad at Brian Williams cutting into my show, I'll come on here and laugh at the DUmp.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Ballygrl on September 22, 2010, 09:04:27 AM
I'll be around.  It's Biggest Loser night and NBC will interrupt the show every five minutes to bring in the results.  While I get really mad at Brian Williams cutting into my show, I'll come on here and laugh at the DUmp.

Cool!
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 22, 2010, 10:14:50 AM
I may be here.  Glee will be on, and my wife got me hooked on it (though I missed it last night).
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 22, 2010, 10:36:02 AM
I'll be handin' out Dominican Cee-gars to the guys and Hershey kisses to the ladies!

I just put in a supply of barf bags for the DUmmies!
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 22, 2010, 11:01:05 AM
Denial.  It not jus' de big ribber in Egypt.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: diesel driver on September 23, 2010, 07:03:22 AM
Whoever starts the thread has to buy beer for everyone.
BYOB.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: diesel driver on September 23, 2010, 07:06:56 AM
I'll be handin' out Dominican Cee-gars to the guys and Hershey kisses to the ladies!

I just put in a supply of barf body bags for the DUmmies!

The DUmp meltdown will make Jim Jones' kool-ade party look like a Girl Scout sleepover.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 23, 2010, 12:33:28 PM
BYOB.

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2931/tequilah.gif)
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Boudicca on September 23, 2010, 08:32:06 PM
The DUmp meltdown will make Jim Jones' kool-ade party look like a Girl Scout sleepover.   :evillaugh:

I'm all for that provided no children or animals are affected. :-)
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on September 23, 2010, 08:41:16 PM
I always assumed that the men of Skin's Island LIKED "poles".

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Boudicca on September 23, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
I always assumed that the men of Skin's Island LIKED "poles".

 :rimshot:

Well, they certainly aren't, for the most part, fans of POLE DANCERS. :rotf:
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 23, 2010, 09:01:30 PM
I always assumed that the men of Skin's Island LIKED "poles".

 :rimshot:

Yeah.  Not the kind who play oompah music and like the Pope, though.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: diesel driver on October 05, 2010, 02:14:16 PM
TIA?

 :-)

Like you HAD to ASK!  DUH!   :rotf:
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: BattleHymn on October 05, 2010, 11:24:30 PM
Please tell me you guys will be partying election night? I'll be partying on like 3 boards so hopefully you guys will have a party here too.

I'm taking the day after Nov 2 off in anticipation of being here all night. :-)

The only thing that would stop me from being here is if my plan to experience misery in action by attending the local democrat party HQ on election night doesn't come to fruition.   :uhsure: 
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Karin on October 06, 2010, 07:27:47 AM
I was perusing the DUmmy boards yesterday, looking for a gem to bring over.  In the Breaking News, there were all kinds of polls suggesting sunnier days for DUmmies.  Then I hopped in my car and went home, where I listened to Boortz going over the latest polls with DuPrie.  Cognitive dissonance.  The prims loves posting only polls that make them feel good. 
Such as Greenberg and Kostard polls. 
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: Carl on October 06, 2010, 07:34:13 AM
I was perusing the DUmmy boards yesterday, looking for a gem to bring over.  In the Breaking News, there were all kinds of polls suggesting sunnier days for DUmmies.  Then I hopped in my car and went home, where I listened to Boortz going over the latest polls with DuPrie.  Cognitive dissonance.  The prims loves posting only polls that make them feel good. 
Such as Greenberg and Kostard polls. 


That will be the theme as the next weeks unfold.
Desperation and latching on to anything that makes them feel better.

The emotional and mental maturity of a 5 year old as always.
Title: Re: I will kindly ask that the posting of election polls please stop
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 06, 2010, 12:56:44 PM
I'm taking the day after Nov 2 off in anticipation of being here all night. :-)

The only thing that would stop me from being here is if my plan to experience misery in action by attending the local democrat party HQ on election night doesn't come to fruition.   :uhsure: 

Ooooooooooh! If ya make it, we want picks! Video would be better, but I understand bandwidth could limit it! Heheheheheh!