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Title: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2010, 12:00:56 PM
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Oh my.

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-15-10 03:44 AM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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It sure is dry around here right now. This was the place in the spring

and that's my girl, Leona:

after which a photograph of a horse

Contrast with this morning when these guys were passing through:

after which a photograph of an elk

after which a photograph of an antelope

This is my first full year at the ranch in ten years and I don't remember the place being this dry, ever.

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dreamnightwind (393 posts)      Wed Sep-15-10 07:24 AM
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1. Where is this?

I'm in west Sonoma County, it's a little dry but not too bad, very few fires so far compared to recent years, and we're supposed to get rain Friday!

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-15-10 10:00 AM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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3. This is the San Jose East Hills.

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raccoon  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-15-10 09:05 AM
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2. Where are you? We are having some dry weather too in SC, especially the Upstate.

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-15-10 10:02 AM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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4. South of the San Francisco Bay area.

We can see the very southern tip of the bay from the highest of our hills.

The weird part of this is that we had some rain into May, which is late.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: Ballygrl on September 16, 2010, 12:07:51 PM
Frank, is that the area in California where the environmentalists have bullied state officials into not allowing water to be pumped in because of environmental concerns?
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: Wineslob on September 16, 2010, 12:18:18 PM
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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-15-10 03:44 AM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Original message

It sure is dry around here right now. This was the place in the spring

and that's my girl, Leona:

after which a photograph of a horse

Contrast with this morning when these guys were passing through:

after which a photograph of an elk

after which a photograph of an antelope

This is my first full year at the ranch in ten years and I don't remember the place being this dry, ever.

Bullshit. I lived in the east hills of San Jose as a kid, circa 1964-70. Every year the grass dried out, just like the pics. Most of the area where I was was cattle ranching.
Those are a Buck and a Doe (deer), Frank. No Elk or Antelope in the area.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2010, 12:25:19 PM
Those are a Buck and a Doe (deer), Frank. No Elk or Antelope in the area.   :lmao:

I know.

But the primitives don't think highly of my cerebral capacities, so I'm just playing their game.

Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 16, 2010, 01:04:19 PM
Isn't it bow season there right now? Beth just screwed up and missed her Buck!
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 16, 2010, 02:02:40 PM
"Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell"

I beieve they make a special ointment for that.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: jukin on September 16, 2010, 02:10:40 PM
I think KY has a product for that.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: Randy on September 16, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
I think KY has a product for that.

I think adamandeve.com has an 8D cell product for that.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2010, 03:34:08 PM
I think adamandeve.com has an 8D cell product for that.

A cattle prod ??...well, if that don't get her excited and make her move, nothing will.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: NHSparky on September 16, 2010, 03:38:01 PM
Encouraging or even THINKING of the stupidest person on the Internetz procreating?

I should bitchslap all of ya.  There ain't enough mind bleach and Jack Daniels to purge that image.  Thanks, assholes.

Oh, and you wanna see dry, DUmmies?  I've had 3 inches of rain since May.  Normal for the last 5 months would be 15-20 inches.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: Revolution on September 16, 2010, 03:47:02 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/EverclearHiRes.jpg/250px-EverclearHiRes.jpg)

Mind bleach, and a bottle of that should do the trick. :p
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 16, 2010, 04:04:57 PM
Bullshit. I lived in the east hills of San Jose as a kid, circa 1964-70. Every year the grass dried out, just like the pics. Most of the area where I was was cattle ranching.
Those are a Buck and a Doe (deer), Frank. No Elk or Antelope in the area.   :lmao:

This year has really been very typical water-wise. The Summer has been cool, but overall, it has been normal.  I don't know what she is talking about.   :whatever:

I'm guessing the first picture was taken in the winter, and the 2nd in the summer.  Our hills are yellow every single summer. I think they actually stayed green longer than usual this year.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: Randy on September 16, 2010, 05:18:41 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/EverclearHiRes.jpg/250px-EverclearHiRes.jpg)

Mind bleach, and a bottle of that should do the trick. :p

I think that IS mind bleach if I'm not mistaken.  :-)
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: jukin on September 16, 2010, 05:46:41 PM
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There ain't enough mind bleach and Jack Daniels to purge that image.

Looks like we are going to find out.  IMO, there's enough JD but it's close.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: diesel driver on September 17, 2010, 07:34:45 AM
Looks like we are going to find out.  IMO, there's enough JD but it's close.

You'd have to go to Lynchburg and tap the barrel(s) from the warehouse.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: true_blood on September 17, 2010, 01:35:47 PM
I think KY has a product for that.
Ha ha! That's the first thing I thought of as well. :hi5:
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife going through dry spell
Post by: crockspot on September 17, 2010, 02:32:38 PM
I lived in Santa Cruz for 25 years, on the coast not far from where she is. Around there, there are two seasons, the green one, and the brown one. This time of year is approaching the end of the brown season. The rains will kick in in November, ushering in the green season.