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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: rustybayonet on September 16, 2010, 11:20:39 AM

Title: The cannibal
Post by: rustybayonet on September 16, 2010, 11:20:39 AM
from e-mail today;

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

and came upon a restaurant operated by a

fellow cannibal.
 

 
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

      +Tourist:                                                      $5.00

      +Broiled  Missionary:                                  $10.00

    +Fried  Explorer:                                          $15.00

    +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:    $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

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 The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Title: Re: The cannibal
Post by: littlelamb on September 16, 2010, 08:54:21 PM
That was great thanks for it