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Title: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: thundley4 on September 15, 2010, 08:45:47 PM: Quote
(Sept. 15) -- He can't run, but he can hide.

Deputies in Orange County, Fla., are trying to track down a one-legged man who evaded authorities on foot.

Orange County Corrections
Deputies in Florida are trying to track down George Bush, a one-legged man who they say escaped on foot.
The strange story began as a routine traffic stop on Sept. 14, when officers pulled over the suspect, George Bush, who is believed to be either 47 or 48 years old, according to WFTV.com.
AOL News (http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/one-legged-man-george-bush-escapes-florida-deputies-on-foot/19634593)
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: true_blood on September 15, 2010, 08:48:42 PM: It's still Bush's fault. :lmao: :rotf:
Were the deputies in wheelchairs? :mental:
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: littlelamb on September 16, 2010, 12:39:21 PM: I wonder how many DUmmies thought it was the former POTUS
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 16, 2010, 03:19:41 PM: That's so lame.

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: bijou on September 16, 2010, 03:21:55 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 16, 2010, 03:19:41 PM
That's so lame.

:rimshot:
Yeah, the story is a bit limp isn't it. :-)
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2010, 03:26:40 PM: Wonder how the dude would do in a "One legged man in an ass kicking contest".
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 16, 2010, 04:47:14 PM: Quote
according to WFTV.com

WhatTheFuckTV???????????

Ya just can't make this shit up!!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 17, 2010, 12:39:55 AM: Quote from: littlelamb on September 16, 2010, 12:39:21 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies thought it was the former POTUS
my guess would be all of them.
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: Airwolf on September 18, 2010, 11:39:59 AM: How many doughnuts do you have to eat to lose a footchase to a one legged man?
Title: Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 19, 2010, 06:44:05 PM: Quote from: Airwolf on September 18, 2010, 11:39:59 AM
How many doughnuts do you have to eat to lose a footchase to a one legged man?

Dunno how many you have to eat but I know how many they did eat... and it was enough! <insert Ron White smiley here>

:-)