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Title: Fine for back-to-front thong man
Post by: bijou on March 27, 2008, 07:16:12 AM
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A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

...
link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7314643.stm)
If only he'd been feeding woodpeckers the headline would have been much better.  :-)
Title: Re: Fine for back-to-front thong man
Post by: jtyangel on March 27, 2008, 07:25:52 AM
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A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

...
link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7314643.stm)
If only he'd been feeding woodpeckers the headline would have been much better.  :-)

What WOOD you have them do?  :-*
Title: Re: Fine for back-to-front thong man
Post by: bijou on March 27, 2008, 07:29:33 AM
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A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

...
link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7314643.stm)
If only he'd been feeding woodpeckers the headline would have been much better.  :-)

What WOOD you have them do?  :-*
I don't know, in that situation I'd have to wing it.
Title: Re: Fine for back-to-front thong man
Post by: Lord Undies on March 27, 2008, 07:44:49 AM
Some people get a lot of balls when they are drunk.
Title: Re: Fine for back-to-front thong man
Post by: jtyangel on March 27, 2008, 07:46:10 AM
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A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Perth Sheriff Court heard that children walking home from school had been passing by at the time.

His lawyer said that Batchelor had been drunk and there was no sexual element to the way he had behaved. He admitted committing a breach of the peace.

When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.

...
link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7314643.stm)
If only he'd been feeding woodpeckers the headline would have been much better.  :-)

What WOOD you have them do?  :-*
I don't know, in that situation I'd have to wing it.

LOL :lmao:

I wonder if the pigeons were taken aback by the presence of a cock?  :devious: :-)
Title: Re: Fine for back-to-front thong man
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2008, 07:46:29 AM
"So whatcha gonna do this afternoon?"

"Oh, just hang out  at the park."

 :uhsure:
Title: Re: Fine for back-to-front thong man
Post by: asdf2231 on March 27, 2008, 10:19:29 AM
Personally I think the guy got shafted.
Title: Re: Fine for back-to-front thong man
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2008, 12:45:58 PM
Personally I think the guy got shafted.
...or he has crack issues.   :rotf: