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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on September 15, 2010, 06:57:18 AM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Sep-15-10 06:58 AM
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So, what gives the sexless any right to tell anyone else how to have sex?
It's an ongoing American phenomenon.
It like straight people who think it's their God-given duty to tell gays how to have sex.
Or men who have the right to tell women what they can do with their bodies.
It goes on and on and on.
Someone just needs to tell these self-righteous assholes to just shut the **** up.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9136700
So, what gives the penniless any right to tell anyone else how to spend money?
It's an ongoing American phenomenon.
It's like broke people who think it's their Gai-given duty to tell the rich how to spend money.
Or people who tell all Americans what to do with their money.
It goes on and on and on.
Someone just needs to tell these self-righteous assholes to just shut the **** up.
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What gives mental midgets...err...Mr. Dorkio the right to lecture people with a brain on anything?
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Sex instructions: Insert tab "A" in slot "B".....no Mr. Fwank, you do have a slot "B".
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I'll use the favorite leftist line concerning smoking, because we have to pay for the consequences. Butt sex has a 800% higher rate of HIV and AIDS amongst other nasties that happen. If we can tax and force smoking out we should be able to do the same for the dirt pokers....just sayin.
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Hey, DUmmies. Just because we're not all sword-swallowing turd pushers that work the glory hole down at the local truckstop doesn't mean that we're not getting any sex. Just sayin'.
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MrScorpio, Shut The **** Up.
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Who the hell is telling anyone how to have sex? I could give a rat's ass what 2 (or 3 or 10) people do in the privacy of their own house, bathhouse, etc. Too bad you can't figure that one out. It's one thing for a guy to parade around in a tutu on Halloween but in the middle of June with nothing on underneath but a g-string, being walked on a leash by some leather queen, and calling it a parade is shoving it in people's faces. Here's a hint: what if you had a gay pride parade (if you must) where you dressed like the same normal human beings you are from 9 to 5, Divine and her fellow drag queens excepted (I like a good floor show as much as anyone else).
Cindie
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Hey Mr. Scorpio, do what you do best. Get back in the closet and go smoke some cock. :bird:
Leave the sexuality stuff to us hetrosexuals.
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What got this baloney bopper's panties in a twist in the first place? The only thing I've heard about gay sex is "don't do it, it's not healthy!".
Oh, that and, PETA wants ya to leave the gerbils alone!
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What got this baloney bopper's panties in a twist in the first place? The only thing I've heard about gay sex is "don't do it, it's not healthy!".
Oh, that and, PETA wants ya to leave the gerbils alone!
Christine O'Donnell is against premarital sex and masturbation.
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Christine O'Donnell is against premarital sex and masturbation.
And now all they can talk about over there is Christine O'Donnell's sex life. It's hilarious.
KC
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9136700
So, what gives the penniless any right to tell anyone else how to spend money?
It's an ongoing American phenomenon.
It's like broke people who think it's their Gai-given duty to tell the rich how to spend money.
Or people who tell all Americans what to do with their money.
It goes on and on and on.
Someone just needs to tell these self-righteous assholes to just shut the **** up.
damn skippy, Freep!! ^5 to ya!
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Christine O'Donnell is against premarital sex and masturbation.
...and all the DUmmies sing to that old HEE-HAW tune.....
"If it weren't for masturbation.... I'd have no sex at all, ....gloom, despair and agony on me."
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Sexless? You mean like UGP and the Man Mountain?
:rotf:
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MrScorpio, Shut The **** Up.
+1
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...and all the DUmmies sing to that old HEE-HAW tune.....
"If it weren't for masturbation.... I'd have no sex at all, ....gloom, despair and agony on me."
H5 for the HEE HAW ref!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!
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I'm hornier than a three peckered billy goat but that has nothing to do with driving our country off a cliff by collectivists and me wanting to stop it.
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I'm hornier than a three peckered billy goat but that has nothing to do with driving our country off a cliff by collectivists and me wanting to stop it.
:jerkit: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Jukin you are the Bees Knees .
Had 2 Nubian Goats female that were about the size of a small pony, when the girls went into heat they would run at each other to smack horns making a crack that could be heard for a mile or so. They were signaling to the male goats in the area that they were ready for a party.
Couple days of this and up the road came this little black shaggy billy huffing and puffing with a wild look in his eye.
Now the Nubian's wandered about free in the yard and stayed close to the barn so they were not penned or tied .
Here came Barnacle Bill the Sailor ready to RUMBLE with anything that got in his way of a good time [ 3 ] some. Did that old boy smell, problem for him was he was of a different breed of goat and only half the girls size.
There was no way this party was going to work for the Billy, he was short by a good foot from the promissed land.
As I had never been around goats before I moved to the farm I got an education on the power of sex. Had that goat had 3 peckers I would have shot him then and there.
This little fella slimmed both goats, my car, the porch, the sides of the house and tried to interest a cow in a little fun. It was horrid, The smell alone would give you nose bleeds. Only way I could get to my car was to throw peanut M&M's into the tall grass so he would go looking for them.
We finally found the owner and he came and after a interesting hour finally got his goat tied down in the back of his truck.
Thanks for the memory's Jukin, sometimes if you're a goat, life is just not fair, the good girls are too big to handle.
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:jerkit: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Jukin you are the Bees Knees .
Had 2 Nubian Goats female that were about the size of a small pony, when the girls went into heat they would run at each other to smack horns making a crack that could be heard for a mile or so. They were signaling to the male goats in the area that they were ready for a party.
Couple days of this and up the road came this little black shaggy billy huffing and puffing with a wild look in his eye.
Now the Nubian's wandered about free in the yard and stayed close to the barn so they were not penned or tied .
Here came Barnacle Bill the Sailor ready to RUMBLE with anything that got in his way of a good time [ 3 ] some. Did that old boy smell, problem for him was he was of a different breed of goat and only half the girls size.
There was no way this party was going to work for the Billy, he was short by a good foot from the promissed land.
As I had never been around goats before I moved to the farm I got an education on the power of sex. Had that goat had 3 peckers I would have shot him then and there.
This little fella slimmed both goats, my car, the porch, the sides of the house and tried to interest a cow in a little fun. It was horrid, The smell alone would give you nose bleeds. Only way I could get to my car was to throw peanut M&M's into the tall grass so he would go looking for them.
We finally found the owner and he came and after a interesting hour finally got his goat tied down in the back of his truck.
Thanks for the memory's Jukin, sometimes if you're a goat, life is just not fair, the good girls are too big to handle.
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Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?" said the fair Young Maiden'
"It's me and my crew and we've come for a screw!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"It's me and my crew and we've come for a screw!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
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:jerkit: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Jukin you are the Bees Knees .
Had 2 Nubian Goats female that were about the size of a small pony, when the girls went into heat they would run at each other to smack horns making a crack that could be heard for a mile or so. They were signaling to the male goats in the area that they were ready for a party.
Couple days of this and up the road came this little black shaggy billy huffing and puffing with a wild look in his eye.
Now the Nubian's wandered about free in the yard and stayed close to the barn so they were not penned or tied .
Here came Barnacle Bill the Sailor ready to RUMBLE with anything that got in his way of a good time [ 3 ] some. Did that old boy smell, problem for him was he was of a different breed of goat and only half the girls size.
There was no way this party was going to work for the Billy, he was short by a good foot from the promissed land.
As I had never been around goats before I moved to the farm I got an education on the power of sex. Had that goat had 3 peckers I would have shot him then and there.
This little fella slimmed both goats, my car, the porch, the sides of the house and tried to interest a cow in a little fun. It was horrid, The smell alone would give you nose bleeds. Only way I could get to my car was to throw peanut M&M's into the tall grass so he would go looking for them.
We finally found the owner and he came and after a interesting hour finally got his goat tied down in the back of his truck.
Thanks for the memory's Jukin, sometimes if you're a goat, life is just not fair, the good girls are too big to handle.
WTF?????????????????
This has sumpin' to do with what??????????????????????
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Oh, I see, you had or have a three peckered Billy Goat, right?
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I am not going to speak about who he picks to have sex with he just needs to stay out of what goes on in MY bedroom
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I bet he's gonna have another cow when "the sexless" has 5 or 6 kids, raises them without welfare, and none of them misbehave badly enough to earn the attention of the local court system. :rotf: :rotf: Especially when the next big study comes out saying "the sexless" are happier, have more and better sex, and all vote conservative. :lmao: :lmao:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Sep-15-10 06:58 AM
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So, what gives the sexless any right to tell anyone else how to have sex?
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Okay dickgargle , here's the deal. You don't tell me what I can do with the money I legitimately earn and I won't tell you what consenting adults can do on private property.
Deal ?