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Title: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: Chris_ on September 13, 2010, 07:30:48 PM
Got a part time job, Friday. Working for a guy that rents miniature horses (Less than 36" tall). We take 3 horses out, hook them up to a little merry-go-round and let kids ride them. The guy hired me on the recommendation of one of the girls in my Karate class. So, clearly, I'll have to do something nice for her...
First day was Saturday, Stephanie and I took the horses out to a birthday party two towns over, hardest part was getting one of the horses into the trailer. Too easy. As designed, it is a 1 day a week gig, but, his ranch is ½ from my house and there is a lot of stuff needing done around there, so, when I went to get paid today, I volunteered to do it, and tada, he's cool with that, so, if I play my cards right, this may turn in to full time.
I am a Cowboy, where is that damn Bill Engvall video, I searched and couldn't find it.
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: true_blood on September 13, 2010, 07:57:40 PM
Very cool. Congrats, have fun!
Hopefully it will go to full time.
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: Airwolf on September 13, 2010, 11:17:33 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk&ob=av2e[/youtube]
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: Thor on September 13, 2010, 11:47:59 PM
You ain't a "cowboy" until you've ridden your first bull. At best, you're a ranch hand......
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: Chris_ on September 13, 2010, 11:56:04 PM
You ain't a "cowboy" until you've ridden your first bull. At best, you're a ranch hand......
Is the age/size of the bull a factor? Because, I did ride two (at once) 200 pound bulls a few years ago, not too far, but still...
If that doesn't count, how about this:(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/dcs1326/Irideagain.jpg)
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: Thor on September 14, 2010, 12:00:05 AM
Ummm, hate to break it to you, but that's a statue of a BUFFALO...... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: littlelamb on September 14, 2010, 12:08:27 AM
Sounds like a fun job have fun with it :-)
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2010, 12:18:08 AM
Ummm, hate to break it to you, but that's a statue of a BUFFALO...... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
A statue, no shit? That explains why he was so calm...
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: debk on September 14, 2010, 12:21:56 AM
Ummm, hate to break it to you, but that's a statue of a BUFFALO...... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


A statue, no shit? That explains why he was so calm...


zooooommmmmmmmmmm!

bull.....buffalo....buffalo.....bull.

they are not interchangeable.
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2010, 01:17:53 AM


zooooommmmmmmmmmm!

bull.....buffalo....buffalo.....bull.

they are not interchangeable.

Nit picky little details like that are for lesser mortals
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: IassaFTots on September 14, 2010, 07:42:55 AM
Sounds like a fun and rewarding job!  Enjoy it!
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: vesta111 on September 14, 2010, 09:11:51 AM


zooooommmmmmmmmmm!

bull.....buffalo....buffalo.....bull.

they are not interchangeable.


So what the heck do you call a male Buffalo?

Looking at that statue he is on, that is a male Buffalo.

Having seen bull riders for years, if given no choice but to climb on the back of a Beef Bull and any kind of Buffalo, even one 3 months old, I would choose the Beef kind.
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 14, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
You ain't a "cowboy" until you've ridden your first bull. At best, you're a ranch hand......

Hell, I rode a bull once...

The thieving bitch waited til I was asleep afterwards, then stole my damned wallet!  :censored:
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: true_blood on September 14, 2010, 01:24:13 PM
Hell, I rode a bull once...

The thieving bitch waited til I was asleep afterwards, then stole my damned wallet!  :censored:

:bwah:
Title: Re: and Now, I am a cowboy
Post by: Thor on September 14, 2010, 06:19:23 PM
Hell, I rode a bull once...

The thieving bitch waited til I was asleep afterwards, then stole my damned wallet!  :censored:

If that "bitch" was bull, then you're ALL kinds of ****ed up.......  :mental: :rotf: