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Title: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 13, 2010, 03:43:27 PM
Horry crap!!!!! (http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/09/13/british-teen-banned-life-sending-obscene-e-mail-obama/?test=latestnews) Maybe I should start looking for a flat in London...

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A British teenager who sent an e-mail to the White House calling President Obama a "prick" was banned from the U.S. for life, The Sun reported Monday.

Hell, I've been calling the guy a prick for almost two years now, although I usually call him a narcisstic, self-absorbed, sociopathic piece of shit.

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The FBI asked local cops to tell college student Luke Angel, 17, that his drunken insult was "unacceptable."

Oh bite me, you morons. I've been "unacceptable" ever since I woke up and realized that "lliberal" is just another term for thief.

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Angel claims he fired off a single e-mail criticizing the U.S. government after seeing a television program about the 9/11 attacks.

He said, "I don't remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk. But I think I called Barack Obama a prick. It was silly -- the sort of thing you do when you're a teenager and have had a few."

Or, you're an adult who has little choice but to watch helplessly as teh Mocha Messiah and his Merry Band of Assholes basically try and steal from your family.

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A Bedford Police spokesman confirmed they had spoken to Angel about the e-mail. Officers will take no criminal action.

Joanne Ferreira, of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, said there are about 60 reasons a person can be barred from visiting America.

She said, "We are prohibited from discussing specific cases."

Hey Joanne....look me up if you're ever in L.A.. We should talk.

As for the kid, I'm determined to buy him a pint of Guiness if I ever get to Bedford.  :cheersmate:

PS - I'd give a solid hundred bucks to get a look at the kid's entire email, ya dig?  :bow:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 13, 2010, 03:49:32 PM
Who would have ever guessed the magic word was prick. I thought for sure it would have been N*****.

Tell the DUmmies that want to leave America that the next time they're high to email the Whitehouse and use the word "PRICK".
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Mike220 on September 13, 2010, 03:51:08 PM
Prick, prick, prick, prick, prick, etc.

**** you, governmental pussies. :redbird:

You going to ban me?  :fuelfire:  :redbird:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Eupher on September 13, 2010, 03:52:12 PM
The thin skinned prick has no business in politics if he can't absorb an across-the-pond rant from a drunken teenager.

 :whatever:

Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: formerlurker on September 13, 2010, 03:52:59 PM
A British teen speaks his mind and gets banned from the US.   Meanwhile illegal aliens murder, rape and pillage American homes/residents and he is trying to figure out a way to circumvent Congress to grant them amnesty.

Yeah that sounds about right.

Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Godot showed up on September 13, 2010, 03:55:53 PM
He could always sneak across the Mexican border if he really wanted in.



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Does this strike anyone else as dictatorial? He didn't threaten the life of the--say it Godot, say it--President; I'm sure that would have been reported had it been the case. So just who decides that this person is banned from ever visiting the US? And I wonder how many foreign emails GW Busy received calling him much worse, which caused no one to be banned from visiting the US.

Maybe if he threatened to destroy Israel (or at least join the next armed-to-the-teeth Gaza flotilla) and burned a few American flags he could get back in whoever's good graces.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Chris_ on September 13, 2010, 03:57:20 PM
He could always sneak across the Mexican border if he really wanted in.

He should have written the email in Spanish.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: DefiantSix on September 13, 2010, 03:59:13 PM
Who'd have thunk that "speaking truth to power narcissistic pricks" could cause the powers pricks that be to put ya on a no-fly list?

What a ****in' bunch of self-absorbed pricks...  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2010, 04:05:00 PM
The next GOP president should rescind the ban and invite the kid to the White House for a "beer summit". :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: NHSparky on September 13, 2010, 04:39:29 PM
http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact

From the page:

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President Obama is committed to creating the most open and accessible administration in American history. To send questions, comments, concerns, or well-wishes to the President or his staff, please use the form below.

Yeah, I call bullshit on that, you narcissistic little prick.

Go ahead and try to kick me out, you ****ers.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 13, 2010, 05:25:42 PM
http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact

From the page:

Yeah, I call bullshit on that, you narcissistic little prick.

Go ahead and try to kick me out, you ****ers.

Just sent this email through the link you provided, Sparky:

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Dear Mr. President,

Pursuant to your administration's decision to "ban" the British teenager who called you an offensive term in an email dated Sunday, September 12, 2010, please be advised that there are quite a number of Americans who fought and died for my right to call you a prick, which is most assuredly the kindest of words I could muster to describe your presidency.

Although, I'm just as certain that Mr. Alinsky would be most proud of you.

You have my information, and I look forward to buying that young scamp in Bedford a pint of Guinness once Ms. Napolitano finishes her work.

Jesus loves you, Mr. President. I, for one, find you to be an insufferable twat.

Best Regards,

Daniel (last name withheld from you maniacs here at the ConCave)

PS - Kindly refrain from placing me on your mailing list this time. I'm really not interested in being lied to any more than I already am.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Revolution on September 13, 2010, 05:34:45 PM
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Who would have ever guessed the magic word was prick. I thought for sure it would have been N*****.

I can't give anymore karma for an hour, but rest assured...you're getting it. I literally laughed out loud sitting here.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Flame on September 13, 2010, 05:37:16 PM
Just sent this email through the link you provided, Sparky:


You got a hi5 from me on that one!
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Revolution on September 13, 2010, 06:09:46 PM
High-Five, NeoCon.

If you go missing, we'll know why.  :-)
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: NHSparky on September 13, 2010, 06:14:54 PM
Just sent this email through the link you provided, Sparky:


Oh, you bitter little clinger, you.

And yeah, ^5 to that.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 13, 2010, 06:15:15 PM
High-Five, NeoCon.

If you go missing, we'll know why.  :-)

If I go missing, one of two things will happen:

A) I'll either end up with a truly gnarly book deal at the end of it all, or

B) I'll be wiped off the face of the earth, never to be seen or heard from again.

HOWEVER, in either instance I come out ahead, given that the sort of bullshit Eastern Europe has suffered through will have finally come to pass in America, and wil signal the final, violent end of Wilsonian liberalism.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2010, 06:16:05 PM
If I go missing, one of two things will happen:

A) I'll either end up with a truly gnarly book deal at the end of it all, or

B) I'll be wiped off the face of the earth, never to be seen or heard from again.

HOWEVER, in either instance I come out ahead, given that the sort of bullshit Eastern Europe has suffered through will have finally come to pass in America, and wil signal the final, violent end of Wilsonian liberalism.

And there was a knock at the door...........................
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 13, 2010, 06:41:37 PM
And there was a knock at the door...........................

Seriously, though...

I don't believe it's a crime to call the president names, despite what Clinton tried to do to that couple who heckled him that one time (anyone else remember that?). I didn't threaten the thin-skinned shitstain, but in all fairness, I have to wonder if maybe the kid in England did in some form or fashion.

I really would like to see the entire email, though. Doubt we ever will, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2010, 06:43:32 PM
Seriously, though...

I don't believe it's a crime to call the president names, despite what Clinton tried to do to that couple who heckled him that one time (anyone else remember that?). I didn't threaten the thin-skinned shitstain, but in all fairness, I have to wonder if maybe the kid in England did in some form or fashion.

I really would like to see the entire email, though. Doubt we ever will, unfortunately.

I think we will unless the local cops confiscated his computer/phone or whatever he used.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Zeus on September 13, 2010, 06:56:23 PM
Always remember, On the Internet no one can hear you scream  :diebouncy:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Eupher on September 13, 2010, 07:05:35 PM
Delightful letter, H-wood.

Do you think they'll ban you from the U.S.? Now that you're here, that is? You know, a citizen an' all...

I guess if Lord Zero is both a prick and a twat, that makes him a hermaphrodite. Asexual little worm.  :loser:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: NHSparky on September 13, 2010, 07:10:38 PM
Seriously, though...

I don't believe it's a crime to call the president names, despite what Clinton tried to do to that couple who heckled him that one time (anyone else remember that?). I didn't threaten the thin-skinned shitstain, but in all fairness, I have to wonder if maybe the kid in England did in some form or fashion.

I really would like to see the entire email, though. Doubt we ever will, unfortunately.

And therein gives lie to his "most open and accessible administration in American history."
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: cavegal on September 13, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
It is amazing to me how you allegedly call him a name and they respond quickly but shoot up a Army base and nothing?! :hammer:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: NHSparky on September 13, 2010, 07:27:35 PM
It is amazing to me how you allegedly call him a name and they respond quickly but shoot up a Army base and nothing?! :hammer:

It's cause the shooter was Muslim, after all.  Bros before hos, all that stuff.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: true_blood on September 13, 2010, 07:42:57 PM
I just heard this on Michael Savage. Very cool. I like that dude.  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 13, 2010, 08:17:20 PM
I'd like to know the 60 things that could get you banned from the America.

Obama is a prick.

Who cares if some teenager called you a name?  What happened to Obama's schoolmates if he was taunted by them?

This is just so stupid.  I'm sure that kid doesn't even care.  Why would you want to go to a country that would ban you for calling the president a prick?  George W. Bush was called much worse things, and I don't recall anyone being banned from America.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 13, 2010, 08:25:55 PM
He should have written the email in Spanish.

Tu eres un pendejo y cucaracha. (You are a stupid person and cockroach.)
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 13, 2010, 08:27:42 PM
Calling Obama a prick and getting barred from America? Talk about a narcissist and egomaniac. He got a big ego for sure. People who are narcissist are really thinned skin and insecure.  :mental:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Revolution on September 13, 2010, 08:28:22 PM
I'd like to know the 60 things that could get you banned from the America.

So would I, actually.

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Who cares if some teenager called you a name?  What happened to Obama's schoolmates if he was taunted by them?

Well...you haven't ever heard about them on the news, have you, EC?

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Obama is a prick.

Indeed. Obama is the prickiest prick in the history of prickly pricks. And that's a lot of pricks!

Prick.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2010, 08:32:24 PM
I'd like to know the 60 things that could get you banned from the America.

Obama is a prick.

Who cares if some teenager called you a name?  What happened to Obama's schoolmates if he was taunted by them?

This is just so stupid.  I'm sure that kid doesn't even care.  Why would you want to go to a country that would ban you for calling the president a prick?  George W. Bush was called much worse things, and I don't recall anyone being banned from America.

Those are Muslim brothers that are now trying to destroy the US, so they would be welcomed by him with open arms.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 13, 2010, 08:34:25 PM
Calling Obama a prick and getting barred from America? Talk about a narcissist and egomaniac. He got a big ego for sure. People who are narcissist are really thinned skin and insecure.  :mental:

Just picture eviction day in January 2013.  The guy will probably be kicking and screaming while being dragged out of the door.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 13, 2010, 08:56:24 PM
Just picture eviction day in January 2013.  The guy will probably be kicking and screaming while being dragged out of the door.

January 20, 2013, Sunday at noon.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2010, 09:02:05 PM
Just picture eviction day in January 2013.  The guy will probably be kicking and screaming while being dragged out of the door.

Obama will be the first outgoing president to not be on the podium with new president being sworn in.  I picture a hostage situation in the White House similar to this.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFl3pWbfVX8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: DefiantSix on September 13, 2010, 09:07:03 PM
Those are Muslim brothers that are now trying to destroy the US, so they would be welcomed by him with open arms.

Either that, or Kaliph Barrypiss be upon him would have issued fatwas to have them beheaded on the playground.  Can't have mere mortals insulting the Messiah after all.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: debk on September 13, 2010, 11:04:06 PM
Wasn't Paul McCartney extremely insulting towards President Bush, when he visited the Obamas' at the White House?

Guess that's different though.... ::)
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: littlelamb on September 13, 2010, 11:37:20 PM
Just picture eviction day in January 2013.  The guy will probably be kicking and screaming while being dragged out of the door.


The incoming POTUS better do a inventory of what is in the WH before the prick gets kicked out
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Thor on September 13, 2010, 11:58:37 PM
The original article from the Sun (UK) stated not only did the teenager use abusive, but also "threatening" language. I'd really be interested in reading that email to know what was actually said. If name calling could get a person denied entry into the US, we are in a very sad state of affairs. Far worse than I had imagined.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Mike220 on September 14, 2010, 12:00:49 AM
Just sent this email through the link you provided, Sparky:


Can I have your stereo when you get sent to the camps?
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Lacarnut on September 14, 2010, 12:12:30 AM
He was a dog last week; a prick this week. I can not wait for what he is called next week.  :fuelfire: :censored: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 14, 2010, 06:16:15 AM
Can I have your stereo when you get sent to the camps?

Already promised that to my little brother. You can have the Wii, though!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: IassaFTots on September 14, 2010, 07:48:13 AM
Already promised that to my little brother. You can have the Wii, though!  :lmao:

If he gets the Wii, I get dibs on the Apple TV!!!   :tongue:
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: Godot showed up on September 14, 2010, 08:42:12 AM
The original article from the Sun (UK) stated not only did the teenager use abusive, but also "threatening" language. I'd really be interested in reading that email to know what was actually said. If name calling could get a person denied entry into the US, we are in a very sad state of affairs. Far worse than I had imagined.

It hit me this morning. There's a name for criminalizing simply speaking ill of and doing nothing else to the ruler. It just doesn't really occur to you, at first, in an American context.

Lese majeste. So now Obama's a king.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 14, 2010, 09:12:59 AM
It hit me this morning. There's a name for criminalizing simply speaking ill of and doing nothing else to the ruler. It just doesn't really occur to you, at first, in an American context.

Lese majeste. So now Obama's a king.

Holy. Shit. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A8se_majest%C3%A9) I hadn't thought of that, Godot. Amazing.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 14, 2010, 09:13:58 AM
If he gets the Wii, I get dibs on the Apple TV!!!   :tongue:

Of course, dear!  :-)
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: rustybayonet on September 14, 2010, 09:18:44 AM
Obama will be the first outgoing president to not be on the podium with new president being sworn in.  I picture a hostage situation in the White House similar to this.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFl3pWbfVX8[/youtube]


Sorry to say, he will not be the first;

John Adams didn't attend Thomas Jefferson's, John Q. Adams didn't attend A. Jackson's, M. VanBuren didn't attend Wm.H. Harrison's, and A. Johnson didn't attend U.S. Grant's


http://www.answers.com/topic/inauguration-day-1
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: thundley4 on September 14, 2010, 09:32:37 AM
Sorry to say, he will not be the first;

John Adams didn't attend Thomas Jefferson's, John Q. Adams didn't attend A. Jackson's, M. VanBuren didn't attend Wm.H. Harrison's, and A. Johnson didn't attend U.S. Grant's


http://www.answers.com/topic/inauguration-day-1

Interesting, I didn't know that. I think today it would be quite awkward if the outgoing president didn't attend , though.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 14, 2010, 09:34:43 AM
Sorry to say, he will not be the first;

John Adams didn't attend Thomas Jefferson's, John Q. Adams didn't attend A. Jackson's, M. VanBuren didn't attend Wm.H. Harrison's, and A. Johnson didn't attend U.S. Grant's


http://www.answers.com/topic/inauguration-day-1

True, although teh iWon brings to mind this image I have of Cagney clawing for the radiator and screaming like a woman at the end of Angels With Dirty Faces...
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: PatriotGame on September 14, 2010, 09:35:01 AM
And there was a knock at the door...........................
Or, there is another unexplained incident of SHC (Spontaneous Human Combustion) - Space lasers and such...
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: PatriotGame on September 14, 2010, 09:46:25 AM
It is amazing to me how you allegedly call him a name and they respond quickly but shoot up a Army base and nothing?! :hammer:
I shot off a letter to the local newspaper listing the lying narcissist hypocritical behavior referencing what has been stated here - giving a helpful amnesty pass at illegals streaming across the border, muzzy shooting on an Army base, and the most open and honorable administration in this nation's history. I included links to those incidents and that of the original article that started all of this. I suggest we all try to do the same.

Voting time is just around the corner and the more negative exposure we can give the shit-stain on the left, the better.
Title: Re: Brit teen calls Obama a "prick" - becomes hero to millions!
Post by: true_blood on September 14, 2010, 01:06:49 PM
Just picture eviction day in January 2013.  The guy will probably be kicking and screaming while being dragged out of the door.

Good! He can take all his failures with him as well. :evillaugh: