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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 13, 2010, 01:56:31 PM

Title: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on September 13, 2010, 01:56:31 PM
Filed under: I shit you not... (http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/75198)
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex. The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling – however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law. The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/12588849_8c34e01bd4_m.jpg)

Sometimes, I have to wonder how long this "survival of the fittest" idea is supposed to take, anyway????

Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 13, 2010, 04:05:26 PM
Horny black men may have a low IQ but they're smart enough to get liberal educated women to show them how to .....uh....wash "it"......"Faster baby, faster."

You know, this really sounds more like something Berzerkley would come  up with.
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: true_blood on September 13, 2010, 07:51:31 PM
It only makes sense that money from the "stimulus" bill was used.
Hey Obbumer, when are you going to start being a POTUS and stop playing imposter?!?! :bird::censored:
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: true_blood on September 13, 2010, 07:51:55 PM
It only makes sense that money from the "stimulus" bill was used. :whatever:
Hey Obbumer, when are you going to start being a POTUS and stop playing imposter?!?! :bird::censored:
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2010, 01:28:08 PM
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/75198

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CNSNews.com) – The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling – however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law. The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011.

“NIH Announces the Availability of Recovery Act Funds for Competitive Revision Applications,” the grant abstract states. “We propose to evaluate the feasibility of a post-coital genital hygiene study among men unwilling to be circumcised in Orange Farm, South Africa.”

Because AIDS researchers have been unsuccessful in convincing most adult African men to undergo circumcision, the UCLA study proposes to determine whether researchers can develop an after-sex genitalia-washing regimen that they can then convince uncircumcised African men to follow.

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Balance at link......

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Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: true_blood on September 14, 2010, 01:32:26 PM
Was this Bwaney Fwank's idea of a "stimulus package"?!? (No pun intended. We all know how he likes his sausges, right? SMOKED. :loser: :lmao:)
WTF are these people thinking in Congress and in this administration to pass something like this? :mental: :bird:
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2010, 01:45:10 PM
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Because AIDS researchers have been unsuccessful in convincing most adult African men to undergo circumcision
I can't imagine why. :p

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/circumcision_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: thundley4 on September 14, 2010, 09:35:25 PM
(http://www.moonbattery.com/stimulus-wash.jpg)

From moonbattery.
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: littlelamb on September 14, 2010, 11:46:21 PM
It only makes sense that money from the "stimulus" bill was used.
Hey Obbumer, when are you going to start being a POTUS and stop playing imposter?!?! :bird::censored:


He is never going to do it so why ask the prick :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: true_blood on September 15, 2010, 01:52:37 PM
(http://www.moonbattery.com/stimulus-wash.jpg)

From moonbattery.

HA HA!! :hi5: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: vesta111 on September 16, 2010, 05:59:28 PM
Few months ago the Discovery Chanel had training films from the WW1 to today for those going off to war.

Strange that the lessons on how to avoid VD has been taught for over a hundred years to our troops yet today the cost to teach men of another country cost us all that money.  Why can't they just show them training films that have been around all this time?

Think I will apply for a grant say $250,000 to teach the Chinese how to eat with a fork and knife. 

As strange as it sound when we introduced the Asian world to baby bottles the incidence in child death went sky high. The reason was the bottles could not be cleaned properly. For a grant of $300,000 I am willing to march through the jungles from village to village to teach woman how to Breast feed again.  For that much money I will learn to squat over a hole in the ground----Sorry Frank but money conquers Ego in my case.
Title: Re: Hey, as long as we're handing out the penis money...
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2010, 06:11:35 PM
You should change the header for this thread......the DUmmie men are lining up for penile implants.