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Title: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: terry on September 09, 2010, 10:37:07 PM
their underwear

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WCGreen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Sep-09-10 09:25 PM
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Two things I saw on TV that made me feel a little ill at ease....   Updated at 2:09 AM
   
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First was the way the people at the super dome reacted when the National Anthem was played.

Let me come clean, I think that playing the national anthem at all sporting events is a little jingoistic to me, especially if the only time the anthem is played is at sporting events.

Tonight it felt a little over the top, the response by the crowd, the way the people on the field reacted.

I may be off base but it just felt threatening.

Maybe because it was in New Orleans, a place that the government at the time of Katrina, basically said you're on your own, and still...

Again, it felt a little dangerous to me.

Then there was the Victoria Secret commercial where they were flaunting a size for all and all they showed was waif like women who ran the gamete from size 0 to size 1.

Granted it is Victoria Secret, but still...

I may be paranoid, but it seemed like I was living back in the Bush Administration when people displayed a love of country that was a mile wide and an inch deep and that women should be objectified.

wow

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Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 09, 2010, 10:48:59 PM
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WCGreen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Sep-09-10 09:25 PM
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Two things I saw on TV that made me feel a little ill at ease....   Updated at 2:09 AM
   
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First was the way the people at the super dome reacted when the National Anthem was played.

Let me come clean, I think that playing the national anthem at all sporting events is a little jingoistic to me, especially if the only time the anthem is played is at sporting events.

Tonight it felt a little over the top, the response by the crowd, the way the people on the field reacted.

I may be off base but it just felt threatening.

Maybe because it was in New Orleans, a place that the government at the time of Katrina, basically said you're on your own, and still...

Again, it felt a little dangerous to me.

Then there was the Victoria Secret commercial where they were flaunting a size for all and all they showed was waif like women who ran the gamete from size 0 to size 1.

Granted it is Victoria Secret, but still...

I may be paranoid, but it seemed like I was living back in the Bush Administration when people displayed a love of country that was a mile wide and an inch deep and that women should be objectified.

Here's an idea buttmunch. Leave if you don't like it. I hear North Korea is accepting applications for citizenship.

I am reminded of this idiot couple back in the late 70's/early 80's that defected to the USSR (not spies or moles mind you, just ordinary young idiots). After spending about 6 months in the USSR they wanted to come back. Can't remember if they ever did come back. I hope they didn't.

I was amused by the fact the USA let them go. Didn't really work that way for the citizens of the USSR... what with the wall and all.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: dandi on September 09, 2010, 10:52:24 PM
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Maybe because it was in New Orleans, a place that the government at the time of Katrina, basically said you're on your own, and still...

Dammit! Don't those people know they're supposed to hate America?
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Boudicca on September 09, 2010, 10:54:34 PM
What a dumbass.  GAMETE is a mature male or female germ cell usually possessing a haploid chromosome set and capable of initiating formation of a new diploid individual by fusion with a gamete of the opposite sex.
Granted, I pulled that definition off the internet because when I saw the word gamete all I could remember what that it pertained to reproduction.
Still, DUmmie, the word you wanted was GAMUT.
Also, there are tons of countries out there where you wouldn't have to endure the National Anthem being played.  Please emigrate and take your buddies with you.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Mike220 on September 09, 2010, 10:56:59 PM
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Maybe because it was in New Orleans, a place that the government at the time of Katrina, basically said you're on your own, and still...

Funny, I seem to remember helicopters flying and rescues commencing before the storm had even passed.

But what do I know?
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 09, 2010, 11:54:54 PM
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Then there was the Victoria Secret commercial where they were flaunting a size for all and all they showed was waif like women who ran the gamete from size 0 to size 1.

Seriously, what does this have to do with anything.  Are they seriously complaining about a lingerie ad featuring attractive women?
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: diesel driver on September 10, 2010, 01:40:43 AM
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WCGreen      Thu Sep-09-10 09:25 PM
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Two things I saw on TV that made me feel a little ill at ease....   Updated at 2:09 AM
   
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First was the way the people at the super dome reacted when the National Anthem was played.

Let me come clean, I think that playing the national anthem at all sporting events is a little jingoistic to me, especially if the only time the anthem is played is at sporting events.


Turn down the volume, DUmbass!  I think it's patriotic, justified, and normal.  I even sing along with it.  Do you even know the words to it?

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Tonight it felt a little over the top, the response by the crowd, the way the people on the field reacted.

I may be off base but it just felt threatening.

Maybe because it was in New Orleans, a place that the government at the time of Katrina, basically said you're on your own, and still...

Again, it felt a little dangerous to me.


So, because the crowd was cheering instead of booing, you felt threatened.  Right...

Here's a clue, DUmbass.  If 80,000 people are cheering and you aren't, it might me YOU, not THEM, that's the crazy one!

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Then there was the Victoria Secret commercial where they were flaunting a size for all and all they showed was waif like women who ran the gamete from size 0 to size 1.

Granted it is Victoria Secret, but still...

I may be paranoid, but it seemed like I was living back in the Bush Administration when people displayed a love of country that was a mile wide and an inch deep and that women should be objectified.


Yes, you are paranoid.  And Stupid.  And a DUmbass. 

Just because you/your S.O. is a size 28 doesn't mean Victoria Secret should be worn by just anyone.  I won't wear a thong for 2 reasons:  they are uncomfortable, and if I wore one, I'd look like a wooly mammoth wearing a rubber band.

Also, just because you and "The One" hates this country isn't reason for everyone else to hate it.  There are a lot more out there that love this country, and your kind will find out just how many come November. 

Now, GO TO HELL!

Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: TheSarge on September 10, 2010, 01:53:34 AM
God they truly hate America don't they?
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 10, 2010, 06:48:58 AM
if I wore one, I'd look like a wooly mammoth wearing a rubber band.

You'd probably excite half the males at the DUmp, too . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:

Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: jtyangel on September 10, 2010, 07:04:42 AM
Wow, that's 'threatening'? Silly me..I kinda thought things like, you know, being burned alive by Muslim hoards and then having your father stabbed to death, the destruction of thousands of human lives and 2 massive buildings, and the beheading of any number of innocents to be actual threats, but what do I know.  :bird:
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Karin on September 10, 2010, 07:38:31 AM
Dangerous?  Threatening?   :mental:  I rowed over to see, but didn't bring any of it back.  Some people were questioning the Water Closet primitive, asking, what specifically are you talking about?  He remained vague, frightened, with a sense of dread, fear, and loathing. 

And, someone educated him about was a gamete was.  It doused the thread. 
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Ballygrl on September 10, 2010, 09:10:31 AM
What an idiot, I love the National Anthem and I love seeing a flag waving proudly in the wind. Dangerous? Threatening? this is why you buffoons always lose the American people, shut-up and suck it up if it bothers you, and the fact that it does bother you most likely means you should find a Country that might more fit your needs.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Ballygrl on September 10, 2010, 09:13:41 AM
God they truly hate America don't they?

Yes, and they get defensive when we bring that up to them.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 10, 2010, 11:07:11 AM
What an idiot, I love the National Anthem and I love seeing a flag waving proudly in the wind. Dangerous? Threatening? this is why you buffoons always lose the American people, shut-up and suck it up if it bothers you, and the fact that it does bother you most likely means you should find a Country that might more fit your needs.

I hear crack whores can fit right in down on our southern border!

Un-American POS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: true_blood on September 10, 2010, 12:58:40 PM
God they truly hate America don't they?

YES! They really, really do.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Freeper on September 10, 2010, 01:33:36 PM
Only a DUmmy would get upset over the national anthem and attractive half naked women on tv.  :-)
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 10, 2010, 02:07:38 PM
Only a DUmmy would get upset over the national anthem and attractive half naked women on tv.  :-)

Wonder why that is............
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Freeper on September 10, 2010, 02:10:06 PM
Wonder why that is............
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)

I said attractive women. Those do not qualify.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2010, 02:13:32 PM
What the hell, man? :bawl:
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 10, 2010, 02:18:54 PM
I said attractive women. Those do not qualify.

I know!

These are typical DUmpster runway models. That's the reason they don't like the ads! They have nuttin' in common with attractive females!

ETA:

Sorry Chris_, shoulda included a "spork" alert! heh!
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Airwolf on September 10, 2010, 03:12:20 PM
God they truly hate America don't they?

And everything about it till their check hits the mail box then they are happy little slugs.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 10, 2010, 03:17:49 PM
Super fat woman in a thong and the Koran.....ones about as ugly and frightening as the other.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 10, 2010, 08:07:39 PM
Seriously, what does this have to do with anything.  Are they seriously complaining about a lingerie ad featuring attractive women?

They are jealous and insecure.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 10, 2010, 08:08:29 PM
Wonder why that is............
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke:

Anyone who posts pics like this should be banned.  :-) :tongue:
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2010, 08:43:45 PM
I just LOL'ed at the random Victoria Secret complaint.  Let me guess, the poster is a fat woman who gets upset when her husband (if she's even married) stares at the commercial until a Lane Bryant commercial comes on next.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 10, 2010, 10:18:31 PM
Seriously, what does this have to do with anything.  Are they seriously complaining about a lingerie ad featuring attractive women?
DUmmies hate beautiful women.

DUmmies hate anything enjoyable.

DUmmies hate life.

DUmmies hate.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: delilahmused on September 10, 2010, 11:30:44 PM
I know!

These are typical DUmpster runway models. That's the reason they don't like the ads! They have nuttin' in common with attractive females!

ETA:

Sorry Chris_, shoulda included a "spork" alert! heh!

How does a woman get that much hair under their arms? Is there like a rogaine for lesbians or something?

Cindie
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 11, 2010, 01:00:17 AM
Hey, ya whiny little bitch, try this:  Right after they play the Star-Spangled Banner, get your ass up and sing the Internationale and see how many union workers and oppressed peasants join in.  Maybe you'll have a slight clue after that little adventure, at least if you don't end up with the shit kicked out of you first. 
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women
Post by: BEG on September 11, 2010, 01:56:31 PM

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Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: diesel driver on September 12, 2010, 12:54:44 PM
Wonder why that is............
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)

My God, those ARE female!

Makes me soooooooooooooo glad I'm not gay.  With THAT representing gays/lesbians, there is NO FEAR of me ever "turning to the dark side".

Now pardon me while I go take a shower.  For some reason, I feel dirty now.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 12, 2010, 01:41:33 PM
My God, those ARE female!

Makes me soooooooooooooo glad I'm not gay.  With THAT representing gays/lesbians, there is NO FEAR of me ever "turning to the dark side".

Now pardon me while I go take a shower.  For some reason, I feel dirty now.

I'm not sure if the one on the left is a female or not.  "SHE" has a really hair belly button road to where the sun doesn't shine.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: diesel driver on September 12, 2010, 02:30:59 PM
I'm not sure if the one on the left is a female or not.  "SHE" has a really hair belly button road to where the sun doesn't shine.

No visible "Adam's apple".  Must be a female.

Considering the placement and amount of body hair, too.  (None on the chest area, mostly on and under arms.) 

Needs to move that bikini wax a little north of the border.  Both are total strangers to razors and shaving creme.

Or that could be dirt.  Notice the (her) right hand of the one on the left.  My hands aren't that dirty even after changing oil in my diesel pickup.

Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 12, 2010, 03:14:56 PM
Seriously, what does this have to do with anything.  Are they seriously complaining about a lingerie ad featuring attractive women?

Talk about jealousy run amok.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 12, 2010, 03:15:24 PM
Super fat woman in a thong and the Koran.....ones about as ugly and frightening as the other.

Don't even mention that.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 12, 2010, 03:16:10 PM
That's because they are insecure, jealous, bitter, and vindictive.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 12, 2010, 03:20:57 PM
That's because they are insecure, jealous, bitter, and vindictive.

All of the above . . . and more!

BTW,  :hi5: given!
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: true_blood on September 12, 2010, 05:14:54 PM
I'm not sure if the one on the left is a female or not.  "SHE" has a really hair belly button road to where the sun doesn't shine.

Maybe trans? You know how those libs/primitives love the gays, lesbos and transgenders. :mental: :mental:
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 12, 2010, 05:24:24 PM
Wonder why that is............
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)

I really don't understand why anybody would go out of their way to look unattractive.  Not all of us are destined to be models and movie stars, but that bikini top thing on both of those girls has to be one of the least flattering pieces of clothing possible.  Their pants/shorts aren't much better.  I would bet that they would both be reasonably attractive if they just put a bit of effort into it. 

Also, I just plain don't understand why some women make such a big deal about shaving.  It take less than a minute to shave both my underarms, and a couple of minutes to shave my legs. 
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women
Post by: BEG on September 12, 2010, 06:07:47 PM
I really don't understand why anybody would go out of their way to look unattractive.  Not all of us are destined to be models and movie stars, but that bikini top thing on both of those girls has to be one of the least flattering pieces of clothing possible.  Their pants/shorts aren't much better.  I would bet that they would both be reasonably attractive if they just put a bit of effort into it. 

Also, I just plain don't understand why some women make such a big deal about shaving.  It take less than a minute to shave both my underarms, and a couple of minutes to shave my legs. 

They also need to shave their stomachs.
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women
Post by: diesel driver on September 12, 2010, 06:23:14 PM
They also need to shave their stomachs.

Hot wax would be the preferred procedure.  Think of the stubble left there if they shaved. 

After a week or so, it'd be like making love to a porcupine.  :puke:
Title: Re: I want them to read the Koran before every game and I want to see fat women in
Post by: PatriotGame on September 12, 2010, 09:27:25 PM
Read this entire thread again.
How many posting here are calling for "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS" because some DUmmys burned a Bible?

None?

Exactly!!

Decisions...decisions...which is *THE* God to follow...decisions...decisions...