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Title: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: bijou on September 09, 2010, 03:30:13 PM: Quote
A 64-year-old woman fought off a neighbor and dragged him out of her house by his beard after he let himself into her Kansas City home and took his clothes off.

(http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2010/09/08/11/laurence_saunders.embedded.prod_affiliate.81.jpg)

Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/2010/09/08/2207758_kc-woman-hauls-naked-neighbor.html?storylink=omni_popular#ixzz0z4AWOib9

That lady had a close shave.
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 09, 2010, 03:48:42 PM: She may have just wasted her last chance.......
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: thundley4 on September 09, 2010, 04:22:47 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 09, 2010, 03:48:42 PM
She may have just wasted her last chance.......

He's from DU, obviously.
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: true_blood on September 09, 2010, 08:23:24 PM: A face only a mother could love! ::) :mental:
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: Chris_ on September 09, 2010, 08:26:15 PM: That's a hairy situation.

(Yeah I suck at these kind of jokes)
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: Habsfan on September 09, 2010, 08:29:35 PM: His cousin posted in the comments. Said he's a "nice guy" who just had too much to drink and is "proud of his package" ::)
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: Habsfan on September 09, 2010, 08:31:10 PM: Just realized I didn't make a pun.... :thatsright:
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 09, 2010, 09:04:41 PM: If TVDOC hadn't been posting today, I'd swear...
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: Chris_ on September 09, 2010, 10:42:00 PM: Quote from: Habsfan on September 09, 2010, 08:29:35 PM
His cousin posted in the comments. Said he's a "nice guy" who just had too much to drink and is "proud of his package" ::)

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: thundley4 on September 10, 2010, 04:37:31 AM: It could could have been worse. It could have been a naked woman that was hauled out by her "beard".
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: crockspot on September 10, 2010, 06:01:38 PM: I hope she washed her hands after handling that beard.
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: vesta111 on September 11, 2010, 09:28:06 PM: Quote from: Habsfan on September 09, 2010, 08:29:35 PM
His cousin posted in the comments. Said he's a "nice guy" who just had too much to drink and is "proud of his package" ::)

Well jumping Je--s on a pogo stick, the victim was 64 years old.

Imagine if that had been your mother or grandma the terror she must have felt.

How about you men, how would you feel waking up to see this thing standing over you naked. Would you wonder if he had a knife, would you be awake enough to have any idea what was going on.?

How about if this dude crept into your 8 year old bedroom at night to show them just how proud of his package he is.

Nice guys like him finish last.
Title: Re: KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard (with pic)
Post by: Chris_ on September 11, 2010, 10:16:49 PM: I wish the woman had a gun and shot him in the junk. Because that would have been an awesome story.