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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on September 08, 2010, 03:12:34 PM
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Hat tip to FDK a/k/a Flying Duck for finding this gem from the 9/11 Dungeon:
greyl (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-08-10 01:59 AM
Original message
Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x294164)
Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial
September 7, 2010
(http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/18034/Construction-Complete-R_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg)
UNDISCLOSED—On a remote patch of Kansas prairie believed to fall outside the range of U.N. spy satellites, construction is finally complete on the long- awaited 9/11 Truther Memorial, sources confirmed Wednesday.
Funded by donations from dozens of websites and fringe publishers, and dedicated to "the fearless amateur research and bold guesswork" of those seeking to "expose the secret machinations of the world's true puppet masters," the 7,000-square-foot monument has already attracted hundreds of visitors.
"It was a long time coming, but at last it's here," said Don Gustaf, a blogger who drove from Cincinnati to see the site. "This will stand forever in tribute to those who lost their lives the day clandestine CIA operatives used advanced wireless technology to electronically hijack a pair of 767s and remotely fly them into the World Trade Center."
Created by a design team who chose to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals from the Bilderberg Group, the memorial has as its centerpiece the "Truth Towers," a 60-foot-tall replica of the World Trade Center that houses a museum devoted to unanswered questions surrounding the attacks. Below it lies a pentagonal reflecting pool from which emerge 18 steps leading to the base of the monument, with each stair intended to symbolize one of the 18 Great Lies of the 9/11 conspiracy.
I don't want to give anything away, but click on the DUmp link: response #2 is a classic.
LINK (http://www.theonion.com/articles/construction-complete-on-911-truther-memorial,18034/) to original article
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Ha ha ha... I love it. :lmao:
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They've baited the field.....and the moonbats are circling.... :-)
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Response #2 can only be written by a mole . . . or a complete ****ing loon. :loser: :evillaugh:
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Rove, you magnificent Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!
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Classic. :-)
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Response #2 can only be written by a mole . . . or a complete ****ing loon. :loser: :evillaugh:
#2 (Zappaman) is mocking the truther DUmmies.
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They must not have zoning or building standards out there where they built that thing. Nobody, even a loony tune moonbat, would want to try to explain what they were appling for a building permit for..... :lmao:
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The museum is free and open to the public, though $10 is charged for admittance to the theater screening an endless 12-second loop of the building at World Trade Center 7 collapsing, an event a modulated voice-over describes as an obvious controlled demolition.
The collection also includes an interactive exhibit demonstrating how President Bush was able to calmly finish reading a book to second-graders on 9/11 because he knew about the strikes in advance and thus the news didn't alarm him in the slightest.
Response to the memorial from members of the truther community has been positive.
"A dozen brilliant lights—one for each of the 12 charges used to bring down the World Trade Center—boldly shine their truth upon our ignorant world," read a review of the memorial on the website IlluminatiFAQs.com. "Perhaps most profound is the eternal flame, placed directly beneath a beam of reinforced steel to remind us there's no way burning jet fuel can melt steel, as the main stream media would have us believe."
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I wonder how many rolls of chicken wire they used in the construction?
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"The 9/11 Truther Memorial" now brought to you by Reynolds Wrap...
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The Onion does a good job of skewering both sides. This was a classic, though.
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The Onion does a good job of skewering both sides. This was a classic, though.
Ya have to respect The Onion - they do satire right.
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Ya have to respect The Onion - they do satire right.
Satire is at it's best when it's semi-believable.
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Ya have to respect The Onion - they do satire right.
:popcorn:
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Lol! I read through half the article going "What the...!" Then, I clicked the link. This paper is probably the best satire I have ever seen in my life. Excellent stuff, and I get it whenever I can.
However, that column Savage Love contains some of the nastiest shit I've ever read.
I think the reason the article is somewhat believable at first is 1) The Onion is very good at what they do. 2) Extreme leftists have done so much already that nobody ever thought they would do, it's not out of the realm of possibility. That's kind of the heart sinking part.
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Lol! I read through half the article going "What the...!" Then, I clicked the link. This paper is probably the best satire I have ever seen in my life. Excellent stuff, and I get it whenever I can.
However, that column Savage Love contains some of the nastiest shit I've ever read.
I think the reason the article is somewhat believable at first is 1) The Onion is very good at what they do. 2) Extreme leftists have done so much already that nobody ever thought they would do, it's not out of the realm of possibility. That's kind of the heart sinking part.
Ain't that the sad truth!