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Title: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: franksolich on September 05, 2010, 11:12:39 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=268x3980

Oh my.

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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-03-10 09:12 AM
DONALD, THE GROUCHY OLD PRIMITIVE
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Lot of frogs and toads this year around here

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2669298,CST-NWS-frog...

It's been a good year for frogs and toads in the Chicago area, experts say.

With the warm, wet summer, "There have been many vernal -- or temporary -- ponds and puddles this year," said Judy Boehmer, a volunteer with the Calling Frog Survey, which keeps tabs on the amphibians throughout the area as part of a broader monitoring effort including a wide range of animals being done under the umbrella of the environmental group Chicago Wilderness.

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I purposely take the dog for a walk later at night so we can scoot the frogs and toads off and away from the road before they get run over. Think the heat from the blacktop attracts them there?

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JoDog (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-03-10 09:18 AM
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1. I've definitely noticed more toads

I'm in the far NW burbs of Chicago, and I've seen a lot more toads hanging out in my garden. That's great because they are natural insect control.

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CanonRay  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-03-10 09:27 AM
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2. As long as it doesn't start raining them

I think it will be ok.

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-03-10 09:30 AM
THE ANTI-OSTEOPATHIC PRIMITIVE
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3. Yah, there have been tons of small toads in my yard this year. A guy's gotta be careful mowing the lawn. I've rescued a bunch of them as I've been mowing. They hop up when the mower gets fairly close, so you can catch them and move them to an already-mowed area. Cute little buggers.

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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-03-10 02:09 PM
DONALD, THE GROUCHY OLD PRIMITIVE
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4. Had a bunch of bigger ones that my grandson had all of them named but those have disappeared

Probably the raccoons on their night patrol got them?

But we have tons of little ones now all over the place. Too numerous to name them all.

Toads and what I think may be tree frogs? They look like frogs. Just not in water and not as green perhaps.

There's a bunch of them though.

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-03-10 08:12 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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5. Kid found one bigger than my fist the other night and jumped back about six feet. Reverse retrieving.

I couldn't figure out where he thought he was going, up a dry hillside. Maybe he was taking a walk, too.
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: true_blood on September 05, 2010, 11:38:06 AM
Does this mean that you stupid DUmmies will be asking Congress for more "stimulus" money to build a "frog tunnel" under the bridge?!?! ****in' waste of money that is!! :bird: :censored:
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: BattleHymn on September 05, 2010, 12:57:27 PM
I love frog legs.   That's about all I can add to this conversation.   :drool:

If you are going to harvest the frog's legs, at least have the common decency to kill the frog, too.  I don't know if it is just in my neck of the woods or more widespread, but just about every time we hit the riverbank, there are frogs pulling themselves around without their hind legs.  I don't care who you are, that's just cruel.    :hammer:
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 05, 2010, 01:06:45 PM
If he spoke french, I'd say there was a Chicago frog in the White house now.....but since he doesn't...there's a Chicago toad in the Whitehouse.
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: thundley4 on September 05, 2010, 01:08:52 PM
I love frog legs.   That's about all I can add to this conversation. 

If you are going to harvest the frog's legs, at least have the common decency to kill the frog, too.  I don't know if it is just in my neck of the woods or more widespread, but just about every time we hit the riverbank, there are frogs pulling themselves around without their hind legs.  I don't care who you are, that's just cruel.    :hammer:

(http://www.powernet.co.za/demeynier/pic/cartoons/frog_legs.jpg)
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: BattleHymn on September 05, 2010, 01:09:57 PM
(http://www.powernet.co.za/demeynier/pic/cartoons/frog_legs.jpg)

I call foul on that picture!  One of them still has a leg!  :drool:
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: miskie on September 05, 2010, 04:51:58 PM
This thread gave me childhood flashbacks..

(http://www2.scholastic.com/content/media/products/84/0590061984_xlg.jpg)
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: crockspot on September 05, 2010, 06:31:49 PM
Plenty of frogs around here this year. When I mow, they try to hop out of the path of my tractor. Sometimes they make it, sometimes they don't.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: true_blood on September 05, 2010, 07:15:31 PM
Plenty of frogs around here this year. When I mow, they try to hop out of the path of my tractor. Sometimes they make it, sometimes they don't.  :evillaugh:

I come across the same problem!  :lmao:
It's like playing FROGGER on my lawn, but in real life! :evillaugh: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: BattleHymn on September 05, 2010, 07:17:12 PM
Adbot just offered some kind of Frogger flash game over at the DUmp.  :bow:
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: vesta111 on September 05, 2010, 08:49:15 PM
 Damn those toads.

I found one on my front walk one AM, darn thing was the size of a soft ball.

Lots of stuff going through my mind when I saw him.  Toads cause watts, bury a toad at a cross road to ward off evil spirits, In the south west people lick toads to get high, lots of story's about toads and here was one of good size just a sitting there.

I picked him up and brought him inside and placed him in a box with air holes.   What was I going to do with this strange little beast.?

More later.
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: PatriotGame on September 06, 2010, 02:23:52 AM
Eye like turtles...



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Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: Defiant1 on September 06, 2010, 06:22:52 AM
Damn those toads.

I found one on my front walk one AM, darn thing was the size of a soft ball.

Lots of stuff going through my mind when I saw him.  Toads cause watts, bury a toad at a cross road to ward off evil spirits, In the south west people lick toads to get high, lots of story's about toads and here was one of good size just a sitting there.

I picked him up and brought him inside and placed him in a box with air holes.   What was I going to do with this strange little beast.?

More later.

Could toads be the answer to our energy problems?
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: LC EFA on September 06, 2010, 06:43:48 AM
If the DUmmies had the same toads hopping around their yard that I (and much of the state does) they'd never need weed again.
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 06, 2010, 07:02:57 AM
If the DUmmies had the same toads hopping around their yard that I (and much of the state does) they'd never need weed again.


Then, their degree programs would be in "toad husbandry" and the such . . .
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 06, 2010, 07:10:49 AM
Then, their degree programs would be in "toad husbandry" and the such . . .

Most DUmmie husbands are toads to a certain degree.
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: LC EFA on September 06, 2010, 07:20:22 AM
Most DUmmie husbands are toads to a certain degree.


Naw : Not even one of these

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/lc_efa/uploads/DSC02909.jpg)

would have anything to do with a DUmmie.
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: TheSarge on September 06, 2010, 07:41:21 AM
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It's been a good year for frogs and toads in the Chicago area, experts say.

Nice to see that at least one road system is benefitting from the Obama recovery.  :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss frogs, toads
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 06, 2010, 07:48:47 AM


Naw : Not even one of these

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/lc_efa/uploads/DSC02909.jpg)

would have anything to do with a DUmmie.


I think he has....he looks mean, mad and depressed....all the DUmmie characteristics.

One of the DUmmie wymins must have kissed him and turned him into a toad.