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Title: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: bijou on September 03, 2010, 08:39:22 AM
The whole sordid story is on video here: http://www.kzoz.com/jeff-and-jeremy/2010/09/women-in-atascadero-are-doing-it-so-why-cant-paris/

For those who are at work the story is also written here: http://calcoastnews.com/2010/09/atascadero-woman-hides-handcuffs-in-body-cavity/

Someone needs to break out the hotdog and hallway photo again.  :-)
Title: Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: Eupher on September 03, 2010, 09:30:20 AM
My mouth's agape.
Title: Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: Eupher on September 03, 2010, 09:32:29 AM
One of the comments is priceless:

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By the way;
If you are in the unfortunate position of being arrested , politely request the officer to break out a fresh pair of cuffs from a tamper proof bubble pack.


 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: Chris_ on September 03, 2010, 09:50:58 AM
My brother dates a few different women in Atascadero, off and on (he's kind of a slut) She's in the age range (he's 48) This amuses (and disgusts) me
Title: Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2010, 11:42:32 AM
Loverboy, "Honey. Have you been cheating on me with a criminal?"

Her, "No, Why do you ask?"

Loverboy, "Well, let me rephrase that. Have you been having some form of Bill Clinton sex.....you know.....sex but not intercourse?"

Her, "What kindda sex you talking about....you know I don't do BJ's."

Loverboy, "Im talking about 2 handed fisting because look what I just found."
Title: Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: bijou on September 03, 2010, 11:50:03 AM
My mouth's agape.
I think the police handled it quite well.
Title: Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 03, 2010, 12:05:54 PM
Oh brother! This thread is really off the cuff!
Title: Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: Tucker on September 03, 2010, 01:15:29 PM
One of Gore's lock box?
Title: Re: California woman escapes from handcuffs, hides them inside her
Post by: Mike220 on September 03, 2010, 05:12:49 PM
Disturbing is all I have to say.

Oh yeah, can't forget the obligatory gif.

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk248/dani_baby021/hotdoghallway.gif)