http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9054406
The poll is down the page on the left. Check out the Twitter feed as well. Dare I hope that this could really happen?
This thing is blowing up on the internets! I hope Stephen's up for it...sure would cheer me up!
See my other thread about it: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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Jeff's Ocean 1 hour ago
Yes! Let's mock and make fun of people! It sure will help us get over the ass kicking we have coming to us in November!
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Jeff's Ocean 1 hour ago
Yes! Let's mock and make fun of people! It sure will help us get over the ass kicking we have coming to us in November!
California Peggy [Moderator] 3 hours ago
My Dear Stephen,
I intend to excrete a new poem in commemoration of this worthy cause. Look for it soon in the lounge at DU, it'll be easy to find because my ass-kissing followers can usually be counted upon to keep it kicked for an hour or so.
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WillPitt [Moderator] 4 hours ago
Is this one of those deals where you pay for the cab ride and the airfare and the hotel? If so, I am like so there! If it isn't one of those deals, maybe I can send you a picture of my hands or maybe some healing white light to show my support.
bluehairdave 5 hours ago
ill totally fly to D.C. to do it with my wife...
did i mean go to the rally or to do 'it' with my wife?
Make the rally happen and maybe both!
Why would you have something called "Restoring Truthiness " Sounds like some ebonics type BS.
Bobbo just showed up. :-)
bobbolink 33 minutes ago
Where is the concern for us HOMELESS?
Some of us live in our CARS for gods sake and have to use an Iphone at the denver library to get by.
Does anyone care about US????
NO THEY DON`T,so called progressives don`t give a damn about my RIGHT to a 4 bedroom 2 bath home with cleaninf service and food.
The day progressives stand for what is IMPORTANT is when we will rule this country and break the backs of all those that rob from us poor and keep what we DESERVE for themselves.
Skinner
Democratic Underground would happy to assist in this exciting event, provided that a significant portion of the proceeds go towards my Italian vacation fund.
TheStraightStory 0 minutes ago
I would go, but I'm supposed to be disabled.
Bobbo just showed up. :-)
Skinner
Democratic Underground would happy to assist in this exciting event, provided that a significant portion of the proceeds go towards my Italian vacation fund.
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I'm starting to wonder now if that website was put up by a Republican to mock the left, you see the pot leaf on the site?
The guy commenting as vinboy is the one that set up the website. He left his information all over the domain registry.
go here to vote....
http://www.colbertrally.com/
:fuelfire:
Hamburglar: Where do we get to eat lunch? I refuse to eat the crap that McDonalds serves, besides McDonalds has Fox News on their TV's and if I have to watch that station I'll go into a screaming fit and roll on the floor stomping my feet until they change the station to PMSNBC.
TheStraightStory 2 hours ago
I would go, but I'm supposed to be disabled.
Frenchiethecat 8 minutes ago
President Obama could torture kittens while pooping on the American flag on live TV and I would still write disjointed, rambling posts professing my love for all things Obama.
Horse with no Name 34 minutes ago
Untrustworthy Cabbage, the Bush legacy!
I'm SO SICK of Bush's Amerikkka
I went to buy a head of cabbage at the store today...and ended up choosing something else because I simply don't trust it.
Is there ANYTHING that turdburger hasn't ****ed up??
WillPitt 49 minutes ago
BOOKMARK THIS THREAD!
My sources tell me that this rally will occur within the next 24 business hours. You can BANK IT!
bobbolink 1 hour ago
I'm still homeless.
Is it just me or did the comments disappear?
Is it just me or did the comments disappear?
TheMagistrate
My Practice, Sir, Is To Attack My Enemies And Defend My Friends,
This has secured me a modest reputation in some quarters as a stand-up sort worth having in one's corner.... If you hold the rally, I shall come bedecked in robes and powdered wig as befits the internet persona that I have created.
StinkyTheClown 0 minutes ago
I'd love to go, but I have to share this damn bathroom with my wife's cat and the little ****er has locked me in. Somehow it's all Bush's fault.
undergroundpanther 0 minutes ago
As much as I'd love to go, I'm still trying to determine my gender/species.
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bobbolink 1 hour ago
I'm still homeless.
I love the fake DU posters lol
Nearly pissed myself laughing
:rotf: :-)
I am surprised that the cooking and baking forum peeps haven't chimed in...........
Whattheheckforumamipostingin
Can anyone answer this question, if I bring fresh eggs to this little rally and bring a non chinese made saucepan, can you show me how to make hard boiled eggs where they don't stick to the shell?
Horse with no Name 1 hour ago
Untrustworthy Cabbage, the Bush legacy!
I'm SO SICK of Bush's Amerikkka
I went to buy a head of cabbage at the store today...and ended up choosing something else because I simply don't trust it.
Is there ANYTHING that turdburger hasn't ****ed up??
greenbriar 38 minutes ago in reply to Horse with no Name
I have found food pantries have the best cabbage.
Soooo tough to get by being a teacher these days.
Only one cruise this year dammit.
TominTib 16 minutes ago in reply to greenbriar
You wuold have been a fine slave-owner Pam, I salute you!
Oh holy hell!!!!!! I am LOL'ing!!!!!!!
I sure did need that!
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
I'm literally crying here from :lmao: so hard.
Oh UGH! comments have to be pre-approved now, jeez they have no sense of humor at all!
Just saw that. ::)
On edit...it still went through. :uhsure:
spooked911 [Moderator] 35 minutes ago
I will gladly recreate my famous demonstration that proves 9/11 was an inside job with no planes.
It can be seen here at DU a reality based community.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=125&topic_id=56836&mesg_id=56836
Undergroundpanther 39 minutes ago
I'm not kidding, When I was a kid I went to this room the door was like a foot and a half thick, they put me in there, with a desk a chair and a stack of envelopes ,pencil and paper. They'd tell me to pick up the envelopes by number over a speaker they were behind a one way mirror so I couldn't see them and I drew/wrote what I saw. Over and over.Than they'd have a "target" and I was supposed to try to see the target and discribe the location it was in..
But before all that, they had me drink a big honking glass of pineapple juice, do stuff with me to induce trance,(sound lights etc) as they hooked me up to a biofeedback machine/eeg,and then I'd go to the room.
Conservativesfortherally 41 minutes ago
Alert: we have an itinerary set up by a group called conservativesforbusingpeopletotherally.com
They'll start picking people up in California 3 days before the event, the bus has no heat, air conditioning or a bathroom, stops will be made in the desert areas for people to relive themselves, we're going to travel the scenic route and stop in Crawford Texas for some shopping, we'll be picking Cindy Sheehan up at that point and we'll draw straws to see who gets to sit next to her, than we'll take a day excursion to the Gulf and fish for that evenings meal, than we'll start heading northwest and finally make it to our destination of Seattle Washington, and if the bus is still running we'll be able to drive people back, if not than people will have to stick their thumbs out and hit the pavement and hope a Prius or a GM Volt will be able to pick us up.
prolesunited (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-01-10 04:01 PM:lmao:
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18. Umm...
Before people get too carried away and keep recommending and kicking it, they may want to read the comments.
DU is being punked.
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Lisa0825 (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-01-10 04:03 PM
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19. k, r, and shared on FB!
prolesunited (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-01-10 04:01 PM
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18. Umm...
Before people get too carried away and keep recommending and kicking it, they may want to read the comments.
DU is being punked.
prolesunited (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-01-10 04:01 PM
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18. Umm...
Before people get too carried away and keep recommending and kicking it, they may want to read the comments.
DU is being punked.
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Lisa0825 (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-01-10 04:03 PM
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19. k, r, and shared on FB!
NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-01-10 04:04 PM
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21. Really? Wow. I thought it was a real attempt to get things rolling. Well, maybe the
Edited on Wed Sep-01-10 04:09 PM by NC_Nurse
Facebook thing is the way to go...
I don't do the Facebook myself, so I wouldn't know about these things.
Obviously, some Freep idiot is having fun in the comments section. So? Or maybe it's someone from here having some fun at DU's expense....who knows?
OneGrassRoot Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-01-10 04:03 PM
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20. OMG, the comments are hilarious!!!
James Lee 11 minutes ago
YES! We need more truthiness and less children. I demand the Discovery Channel provide mandatory abortions for all women over the age of 3.
Skinner [Moderator] 9 minutes ago in reply to James Lee
I like the way you think brutha, good luck in your future endeavors.
James Lee
Thank You Mr Skinner. I know of your dedication to the cause and I will be holding a rally out in front of your office throwing money in the air. Be sure to be there to catch your fair share. Save the Planet, love a Gorilla. Long Live AlGore.
Californiapeggy
My Dear FrenchietheCat,
Your posts make me moist down below.
Greenbriar [Moderator] 0 minutos ago
I'm on chemo, my husband is a drunk. I had to kick his drinking buddy out of the basement for trying to screw my 17 YO daughter, the principal at my school is an idiot and I deserve his job, guy drove through the front of a laundry mat trying to kill me, those moles at CC keep bring up my lie's I tell at DU, and I almost forgot, I'm on chemo.
From the DUmmie thread.
:lmao:
Johnnycougar 1 hour ago
I really want to support this effort. I'd go, but finals are coming up and it's getting colder out.
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Tomintib 7 minutes ago in reply to undergroundpanther
Have you consulted Blackie the ghost chicken? He could probably give you some valuable insights.
tkmorris (1000+ posts)
Wed Sep-01-10 04:29 PM
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23. Funniest thing I've read in quite a while
I'd really like to know who wrote that. They've got DU nailed. It's like a DU roast or something.
:lmao:
BTW, I really think that site was set-up by a Republican to get Progressives all excited.
Here's a classic reference for old school CCers:
This has been the BEST THREAD EVAH!
steve2470
Any chance I could score some chicks at this event? I haven't had any luck in years. Hell, I'm actually a virgin.
James Lee 23 minutes ago in reply to undergroundpanther
Seeing as you are one of the little creatures you will be exempt from the mandatory human self extinction per Ishmael.
James Lee 0 minutes ago in reply to Steve2470
You want to BREED!!!!!! You will now be hunted down by Ishmael and AlGore for a retroactive abortion on the newest Discovery Channel Game Show to improve the planet.
Greenbriar 12 minutes ago
I'm on chemo, my husband is a drunk. I had to kick his drinking buddy out of the basement for trying to screw my 17 YO daughter, the principal at my school is an idiot and I deserve his job, guy drove through the front of a laundry mat trying to kill me, those moles at CC keep bring up my lie's I tell at DU, and I almost forgot, I'm on chemo.
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Tomintib 7 minutes ago in reply to Greenbriar
I can't imagine the pain you must be going through Pam, if I was there I'd hold my Ithaca 12 gauge against the sternums of all your stalkers.
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James Lee 8 minutes ago in reply to Greenbriar
You had a filthy child???????? You desecrater of Mother Earth!!!!!!11111!!!111oneoneone!!!1 Your cable will now be canceled and you will no longer be watching the Discovery Channel.
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Tomintib 0 minutes ago in reply to James Lee
Knock off the insults buddy or I'll stick my Ithaca 12 gauge in your sternum! I'll have you know that Pam would have been a kind and generous slave owner if she had only been given the chance.
Yep they're disappearing, someone at DU must of notified the Administrator.
Greenbriar (me) got TS'd. I wonder if they serve pizza? :popcorn:
You were an awesome Pam Tucker.
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Raven 0 minutes ago in reply to WillPitt
I hear it is an open bar too my darling son.
cbayer DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Sep-01-10 05:23 PM
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26. Locking
Unfortunately, it appears that this site is being used to mock or punk DU, and we don't want to send any traffic their way.
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tkmorris (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-01-10 04:29 PM
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23. Funniest thing I've read in quite a while
I'd really like to know who wrote that. They've got DU nailed. It's like a DU roast or something.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9054406
cbayer DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Sep-01-10 05:23 PM
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I will raise a toast to this DUmmy.
:cheersmate:
Edited to provide the link.
Johnnycougar [Moderator] 2 hours ago:rofl:
I really want to support this effort. I'd go, but finals are coming up and it's getting colder out.
Great job everyone! :rotf:
We actually got a DUmp thread locked by responding on one of their links! :evillaugh:
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cbayer DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Sep-01-10 05:23 PM:loser: *****.
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cbayer
DU Moderator
The mocking was done at another site. Since DU had no control over the content, they locked the thread on DU. What does that stop? We weren't quoting them.
cbayer lost what, if any, IQ points he may have had.
:loser: *****.
cboy loves him some locked threads. Lockety lock, chumps.
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cbayer 0 minutes ago
Locking
Unfortunately, it appears that this site is being used to mock or punk, and we don't want to send any traffic their way.
cbayer
CR Moderator
Somebody who isn't banned should go in as cbayer and lock the thread. :-)
So does this mean the rally is off?
I love the fake DU posters lol
Nearly pissed myself laughing
:rotf: :-)
I'm still banned. :-)yeah I made a couple posts and the banhammer came down again. Party poopers :tongue: My goal was to create an epic battle between fake WillPitt and fake Bobolink using actual quotes. Oh well...
WillPitt [Moderator] 0 minutes ago in reply to bobbolink
You ****ing piece of shit
From: WilliamPitt
Date: May-09-10 03:34 PM
Just to make sure you see this before it gets deleted, here you go:
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Explain how you have the time and money to post to DU from your ****ing car, you poor ****ing victim.
Leave my mother out of your comments, or meet me in the street, you ****.
Period. End of file. Do it again, I ****ing dare you.
Yes, I ****ing said it. Let the mods delete this. I ****ing hope you read it first, you piece of shit.
**** you. I'll PM you my address. Say that shit to my face. I swear to God, any time, anywhere.
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Any chance you're anything other than a chickenshit ****?
I promise I will drop you if we ever meet.
I ****ing promise.
Be sure to share this with the Mods.
If you dare, say that shit to my face. I am not hard to find.
You suck. And I will wipe you out if I ever get the chance.
Share this with the mods, please.
I'm not seeing any deleted posts, just a lot of bandwidth being sucked up. :-)
MoniqueJ 9 hours ago
People need to get word out about this rally, they need to yell at people at McDonalds, the grocery store, Walmart, they need to interrupt conversations especially when people are talking politics amongst themselves, we need to be obnoxious to win people over to our side, and if people to learn out to literally make steam come out of their ears while being obnoxious? all the better than.
Hawkeye-X 32 minutes agoThat's who I meant the first time around. :thatsright: Damn, I mix up the DUmmies sometimes.
I would go, but I have to pretend to be disabled.
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Petition For Colbert Truthiness Rally In Washington
Edited on Thu Sep-02-10 11:25 AM by lame54
http://www.colbertrally.com /
What: It's time to Restore Truthiness to America!
When: TBA (Ask Stephen Colbert)
Where: TBA
Why: America, we are at a crossroad. Truthiness in this nation is at an all-time low since the inception of the concept was founded by the great American, Stephen Colbert. In its rich history over the past five years, Truthiness has become synonymous with American values such as freedom, honor, and Taco Bell. Recently our nation has suffered a truthiness drain. In fact, untruthiness is as common as measles vaccinations that cause cancer. We as a nation have stopped relying on our emotions and gut. We need to get back to what makes this nation great. Act on impulse not fact. Stop wasting time analyzing and just take what people say on face value. Why think when someone else can think for you. It’s superficial. It’s quick. It’s American. Restore Truthiness now!
We are looking for volunteers to help us write content and build communities. If you are interested, email support@colbertrally.com
Zoren
Yes! Colbert Needs to Rise up and lead us into a new Golden age of Truthiness! Too long has the world been enslaved by so called "facts". Facts keeps us enslaved to "reality". Facts make us sad. Facts let the "liberal" media control us and destroy our dreams.
So many young children have had their dreams of growing up to be an, Astronaut, Ninja, Cowboy, Doggie, etc, destroyed by hard cold facts. Truthness tells us that we can indeed be whatever we want to be despite how Illogical, Improbable, or Impossible it may be. Truthness gives us hope that one day, through no effort of our own, we'll wake up and find that all our dreams have come true. Without that hope that things will suddenly inexplicably be different, how else would, those still fortunate to have a job, get through the daily grind of our dead end jobs?
With truthiness restored, America can again become a nation of grand dreamers, no longer shackled by having to deal with the Truths of dealing with continued unemployment, being a responsible global citizen, responding to Global Warming, and all the other depressing so called "facts of our current reality".
Goatboyslim
Since Stephen Colbert will probably be running for President in 2012, the rally should be put on by Jon Stewart, and Stephen can give a disjointed speech about restoring America's honorariums for speech givers.
Heinz57condiments
I don't find this amusing at all, in fact I find that this so called rally is indeed intended to mock those of us with progressive values, those values dictate that unless McDonalds sells Caviar and Grey Poupon is used? than I have no desire to associate with the common folk who go there, the same can be said for Walmart and Target shoppers. As a progressive I only want to associate with people who shop at Bloomingdales or Sach's and don't even speak to me unless your Yacht is over 100 feet long and docked in Rhode Island to avoid paying taxes in Massachusetts, only the little folk pay taxes. I'm going to just ignore this dinky little rally and talk Progressivism with others like me, those of us who talk a good game yet don't give a hoot about those we pretend to care about except around election time when we need their votes.
Good Day, and vote Democrat.
WillPitt [Moderator] 17 minutes ago in reply to bobbolink
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I will cut your heart out and feed it to you on a stick Bobo, and Skinner will still treat me like a friend.
Willpitt [Moderator] 32 minutes ago in reply to bobbolink
I WILL END YOU!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven
Saigon68 [Moderator] 38 minutes ago in reply to Reallyaxes
Bring it on, cried the AWOL monkey!
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Spiralhawk [Moderator] 34 minutes ago in reply to FrenchiecatIt was fun at first but now it's kind of become a chore.
*Smirk* AWOL chimp etc, etc *SMIRK*
Senators Kennedy and Byrd 0 minutes ago in reply to Dannyduprey
I was not driving that car, and I was not holding that match