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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on August 28, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:00 PM
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The sun's going down in DC and many teabaggers are still in town
DC, a city full of scary black people.
Perhaps, we should do the compassionate thing and pray for the safety of our Teabagger brethren.
After all, there's a scary black family residing in the White House, of all places....
Wooooooo.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9035248
Heck just 2 years ago a scary white family lived there.
They were so scary that every time you stubbed your toe, or ran out of cheetos it was their fault.
Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:03 PM
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1. But it would be so much more fun to jump out of doorways at them.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:05 PM
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2. With all the cheeseburgers clogging up their arteries, that could be fatal
I think cold stares would suffice.
They love that.
KingFlorez (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:08 PM
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3. What a brave group they are
Risking their safety in a place full of dangerous coloreds in order restore honor, it's so noble.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:08 PM
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4. Ooga booga.... I'm guess there's some very very scared
morons there tonight. Maybe their bigotry will keep them warm and feeling safe?
pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:09 PM
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5. D.C. needs a 'Sundown Law' for teabaggers
Turnabout is fair play!!!!!
Anyone who is not familiar with the term, 'sundown law' really should google it.
Yep once again DUmmies show that dissent scares them to death.
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I was about to say that the entire DUmp thread sounded like it was written by 10 year olds, but I have more respect than that for 10 year olds.
God, oh GOD Almighty these people are black hole dense STUPID! :hammer:
I used to wonder if they had enough intelligence to remember to breathe...
Not anymore.
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WOW! what a pathetic thread that is, I guess the poor thing needs to cheer themselves up a bit because more people attended our demonstration than attended theirs.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:03 PM
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1. But it would be so much more fun to jump out of doorways at them.
Not a good idea, since some may be armed for the defense of themselves and their families.
Any number of negative consequences could ensue.
Just sayin'.
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The great Goddess of Irony shone down upon this undeserving soul:
Joke: The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texan
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x385142
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Not a good idea, since some may be armed for the defense of themselves and their families.
Any number of negative consequences could ensue.
Just sayin'.
LOL -- I was thinking the same thing.
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The great Goddess of Irony shone down upon this undeserving soul:
Joke: The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texan
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x385142
The Great Goddess of Progressive Stupidity had this to say, in her "revised" version:
jmowreader (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-09-03 08:27 PM
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24. The joke, corrected
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
The liberal way:
The liberal shoots the guy, takes him to the hospital, then works for universal health care so the guy can get fixed up without having to sell everything he owns including about fifty gallons of his blood. The liberal then works to fix the horrid judge shortage so the guy gets convicted and jailed before he dies.
The conservative way:
The conservative shoots the guy, shoves him in the gutter and leaves him to die. When the conservative gets home, there are six police cars in front of his house. He's taken away along with his whole family. He's convicted of second-degree murder and his family of misprision. Six months later, the conservative is shanked in prison and buried alongside the guard dogs.
The Texan way:
The Texan shoots the guy, shoves him in the gutter and leaves him to die. Unfortunately for the Texan, it's 1998 and a death warrant with our guy's name on it has just landed on the governor's desk. Can you say "pancuronium bromide," boys and girls?
(The corrected version's not funny; then again, neither is the original.)
I am so sorry, but you don't walk around packed if you won't shoot someone with it. Even if you are a liberal.
DUmbass jmowreader liberal way should read:
The liberal shoots the guy, takes him to the hospital, then works for universal health care so the guy can get fixed up without having to sell everything he owns including about fifty gallons of his blood. The liberal then works to fix the horrid judge shortage so the guy gets convicted and jailed before he dies. The guy hires a liberal lawyer who sues liberal shooter for shooting guy in the first place, soaking liberal shooter for every dime he has and ever will have. Liberal dies broke and penniless wondering why he took guy to hospital, rather than emptying the clip.
Of course, all of this is pure bullshit. Liberals don't carry guns. :lmao:
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I was about to say that the entire DUmp thread sounded like it was written by 10 year olds, but I have more respect than that for 10 year olds.
God, oh GOD Almighty these people are black hole dense STUPID! :hammer:
I used to wonder if they had enough intelligence to remember to breathe...
Not anymore.
If they could find out a way to get the government to breathe for them, they most assuredly would.
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Lamond plays the race card. Color me surprised.
Whoops! I used the word "color" when speaking about a minority. That'll give Lamond something else to babble on about as his empty life passes him by.
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If they could find out a way to get the government to breathe for them, they most assuredly would.
I'm sure they could. They already have the government wiping their asses.
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I'm sure they could. They already have the government wiping their asses.
Yeah, and they still want the gubberment to do "more" for them!! :mental: :bird:
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God, oh GOD Almighty these people are black hole dense STUPID!
*GASP* Diesel, you racist bigot!!
:tongue:
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The great Goddess of Irony shone down upon this undeserving soul:
Joke: The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texan
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x385142
More irony goodness.
Bucky (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-09-03 03:15 PM
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5. God, I'm such a liberal
But I'm from Texas too. So I'd shoot 'im. And then blame it on Bush.
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-09-03 03:15 PM
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5. God, I'm such a liberal
But I'm from Texas too. So I'd shoot 'im. And then blame it on Bush.
OK, now that's funny right there!
Cindie
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:09 PM
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5. D.C. needs a 'Sundown Law' for teabaggers
Turnabout is fair play!!!!!
Anyone who is not familiar with the term, 'sundown law' really should google it.
As I recall, those were solid Democrats who passed those laws, you insipid little twat. :bird:
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OK, now that's funny right there!
Cindie
Sometimes I wonder if I know that Bucky cat. I might just. But, if I don't know that Bucky, I know one just like him. I swear. :thatsright:
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Yep no racism in the DUmmies post what so ever
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*GASP* Diesel, you racist bigot!!
:tongue:
And DAMNED PROUD to be one! :-)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-28-10 06:00 PM
Original message
The sun's going down in DC and many teabaggers are still in town
DC, a city full of scary black people.
Perhaps, we should do the compassionate thing and pray for the safety of our Teabagger brethren.
After all, there's a scary black family residing in the White House, of all places....
Wooooooo.
That post right there is racist in so many ways I can't count them all.
DC may be full of "scary black people" but the world is full of ignorant white ass clowns like you.
:bird: